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 wingrydr

Joined: 7/20/2005
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Posted: 5/20/2008 7:09:32 PM
GEEZE Tina...you're a HEATBUMP!!!
 Mustang4sale

Joined: 1/27/2008
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Posted: 5/21/2008 2:27:49 AM
I dont usually make too many coments on here but I felt compelled to ask climbsagain a question if he bothers to read this at all.

I saw your comment here in this thread and the one you left in the other joke posting. After reading them, I want to know what your idea of a joke is? Tell us your favorite. I hope its not the one about 2 guys walking into a bar and the third one ducking.
 Wavfact

Joined: 4/6/2007
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Posted: 5/21/2008 4:09:56 AM
Sorry for the late reply but I had a date with an angle lastnight! What an amazing evening.. My head if filled with clean thoughts only right now... Ok, so I lie too..

Thanks for all the kind words Tina, Amy and Kelly! You know I love you all as well.

As for Tina's question, very few women know how to do it right! As they will probably say guys don't as well. But if we started to discribe (I ain't bashful) the "correct" way in this thread, we'd all get banned! lol So for those of us who are experts, we have to educate the masses one-by-one..
 dealemup

Joined: 12/26/2006
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Posted: 5/21/2008 5:02:18 AM
Sweetie you have the first two right the third thats what women appreciate the most.Men being silent . Men are gorgeous creatures until they open their mouth and something stupid pops out. So if thats how we can keep them quiet go for it ladies. lmao
 eazk

Joined: 9/8/2006
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Posted: 5/21/2008 5:28:16 AM

As for Tina's question, very few women know how to do it right!

Whaaaaaaaaaa?????? Sooooo, exactly "who" does know how to do it right?

 Wavfact

Joined: 4/6/2007
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Posted: 5/21/2008 5:59:13 AM
I've only seen it in the movies!
 Diesel66

Joined: 4/16/2008
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Posted: 5/21/2008 6:11:45 AM
sssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

we believe that one dennis!
 tmvg76

Joined: 5/16/2008
Msg: 33
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Posted: 5/21/2008 6:39:35 AM
Dennis...WHAT...let me just say I've never been with any man who didn't know how to do it right....it's called communication...I'm always willing to train them...

Thus...the boy toys...so much more willing to please and learn...I love 'em....
 eazk

Joined: 9/8/2006
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Posted: 5/21/2008 8:53:21 AM
Thus...the boy toys...so much more willing to please and learn

Ahhh, so you're training these boys to become the man that will eventually learn how to lead a relationship rather than being led into one?
What a noble spirit.

 John4EverYours

Joined: 8/1/2007
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Posted: 5/21/2008 9:17:31 AM
Wow ~ this world is in soooo much trouble when the boys become men that have been trained by Tina The Great!!!!!!! Rock on Tina ~ Teach the boys to become a man!!!
 SKlPAB1967

Joined: 5/10/2007
Msg: 36
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Posted: 5/21/2008 1:40:30 PM
Is this the forum where we TALK about sex?
 tmvg76

Joined: 5/16/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 5/21/2008 2:43:34 PM
Skippy....Go crawl back under your rock big boy....lol
 ddee4u

Joined: 4/9/2007
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Posted: 5/21/2008 4:54:59 PM
Hello my dear friend where have you been hiding (skip)?
Well I see what brought you out LOL
 ColsOh1

Joined: 10/9/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:27:38 AM

Sorry for the late reply but I had a date with an angle lastnight!


Dennis,

Was she a 45 or 90 degree angle?

 david326

Joined: 4/3/2008
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Posted: 5/22/2008 6:13:07 AM
this guys favorite is giving it
 ~1happywoman~

Joined: 9/20/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2008 10:15:08 AM
ColOh1: perhaps she was an obtuse angle................
 Steampro

Joined: 11/11/2007
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Posted: 5/25/2008 3:40:49 PM
Tmvg..


Dennis...WHAT...let me just say I've never been with any man who didn't know how to do it right....it's called communication...I'm always willing to train them...


Ok Tina......where's the sign in sheet.... I need a refresher course...


Steam.....
 tmvg76

Joined: 5/16/2008
Msg: 43
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Posted: 5/25/2008 11:36:18 PM
Behave....Steam....Lmao....have a great Memorial Day....
 Diesel66

Joined: 4/16/2008
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Posted: 5/26/2008 6:08:59 AM
hmmm Steam and Behave in the same sentence? Tina didn't you figure out that just ain't goin to happen!
 S.L.A.M

Joined: 6/28/2007
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Posted: 5/26/2008 8:25:16 AM
The silence!!!!

mmmmmmmm Silence is golden.... sometimes!

heh
 Steampro

Joined: 11/11/2007
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Posted: 5/26/2008 2:21:30 PM
Tmvg..


Behave....Steam....Lmao....have a great Memorial Day....



hmmm Steam and Behave in the same sentence? Tina didn't you figure out that just ain't goin to happen!


Yesssss Mistress Tina.... I can feeeeel the force within you....come to the dark side ....... we never behave over here... (And we have cookies too)


Steam......

(Oh great.....heeeee's baaaack....)

(P.S. I hope your Memorial day went well too Tina... )
 coachb41

Joined: 6/18/2006
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Posted: 5/26/2008 4:15:26 PM
WOULDN'T YOU THINK BY THE TITLE OF THE FORUM THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING A LITTLE ON THE ORNERY SIDE? THEN CLICK ON THE EXIT BUTTON IF YOU ARE AFFENDED.
 harleycwgrl74

Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 5/26/2008 4:47:23 PM
AFFENDED???? Did you mean Offened?
 coachb41

Joined: 6/18/2006
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Posted: 5/26/2008 5:42:59 PM
EXCUSE ME (O) FFENDED I STAND CORRECTED.
 Yorkie2004

Joined: 8/29/2007
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Posted: 5/27/2008 6:56:07 PM
Loved your joke Dennis...I found this forum by accident, believe me, I will return.

Barb
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