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 UglyOldJohn

Joined: 8/11/2007
Msg: 26
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Posted: 6/24/2008 12:57:54 PM
"I have a pretty good sense of humor, so I'll laugh about it and usually say something like, "It says it twice in my profile. I'm a rodeo clown." "

Damn it, I was hoping to talk to a real rodeo clown. This is why I don't read profile unless the have nearly naked pictures............ oh hell who am I trying to fool, I never read profiles.

If I ever find a pole dancers profile I may read it though.
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 6/27/2008 6:09:47 AM

And yes I do it in my Kilt


^^^



If I ever find a pole dancers profile I may read it though.


^^ You'd have to read it first to even find out if she (or he! lol) pole dances!! lolol
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/27/2008 6:19:58 AM
There was a private joke in there Rip.....her hobby is pole dancing and ole John checked her out to find that out
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 6/27/2008 6:29:06 AM
That ol scoundrel John! lolololol
 UglyOldJohn

Joined: 8/11/2007
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Posted: 6/27/2008 7:12:54 AM
I'm not a scoundrel. I may be a smart ass but I am not a scoundrel.
Also in order for there to be an inside joke it has to be something thats that only two or very few people know about. I have never had any contact with the woman who's profile I was commenting on. I guess since you guys figured it out the joke its was the opposite of an inside joke. Would that make it an outside joke?

Maybe I just need to quit thinking outside the box.
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 31
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Posted: 6/27/2008 7:19:48 AM
<~~ scratches her head and makes a gooofy 'huh?' face


And yes,,you are a smart ass,,thats i wuvs ya! lolol
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 32
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Posted: 6/27/2008 8:09:23 AM
men!
Rip..you are my witness, he changed my word from "private" to "inside"
Private can be singular...I think...oh darn... now he has me trying to think too much
I only knew what her hobby was because his response peaked my curiosty.... but you know what it did to the cat!!!
Thinking outside the box can often be a good thing, leads to new and better things...sometimes...please note the word sometimes
 flawedbutfun

Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 33
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Posted: 6/27/2008 8:35:53 AM
Ever read a profile that you swore parts of it you have read on someone else's profile.

The worse ones for me, are the ones that go on and on and on. I wonder if they are long winded in person too. Or it could be I just have a short attention span. Must come with getting older.
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 34
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Posted: 6/27/2008 8:46:58 AM
Are you saying my profile is long winded???
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 6/27/2008 8:49:03 AM
hahaha Or mine is so short they shake their head a few times and say 'Thats it???'
 flawedbutfun

Joined: 6/19/2007
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Posted: 6/27/2008 11:15:58 AM

Are you saying my profile is long winded???


Present company excluded....
 funcritter2

Joined: 3/23/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 6/27/2008 12:57:02 PM
Never long winded..................after she writes it thats it there is no more so she cant get winded, BUT for those of us that read out loud............................WOW we could turn blue............................LOL Just pokin

ripley65 Yours may be short wich is fine but you made up for it in the intrest section..................................LOL
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/27/2008 8:11:48 PM
Watch it funnycritter....or your next skirt may be pink!!!
 UglyOldJohn

Joined: 8/11/2007
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Posted: 6/27/2008 9:38:40 PM
"Private can be singular...I think...oh darn... now he has me trying to think too much"

Private as you used it is an adjective therefore its neither singular or plural.

I didn't quote you so how could I have been trying to change your word?

Not to mention that an "inside joke" and a "private joke" are synonymous in my humble opinion.

Now think about that one!!!!!
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/27/2008 9:54:36 PM
Not a chance in H E double hockey sticks!!!
I haven't had an english class in 30 some years...are you nuts?
And who said you could use my last name???
Now figure that one out!
It's such an appropriate last name for one such as me!
 misssassypants

Joined: 6/5/2008
Msg: 41
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Posted: 6/29/2008 2:53:33 PM
So with you on that suse51 and michkat -- most of the time if someone calls me a term of endearment in a first e-mail it's sort of an immediate "no." I've tried bringing it up with a couple guys and they either blow me off over it or freak out. I don't know where people have picked up that it's cool to do this (I assume chat room culture from the early 90's lol) but I have the feeling the same guys who do this would be opposed to some random fella referring to their sister or daughter or mother that way. So weird.
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/29/2008 6:30:56 PM
Hi misssassypants ...I love seeing new faces post!
I hear you about the emails... just got one from a guy who called me "oh honey baby" and said he loved me...WTF?
When I responded only to ask if he was seriously mentally ill his answerwas that he was just "testing" me to see what kind of girl I was!!
I said to myself with a smile....test this...as I hit the block user button!!
What the heck would guys think if we sent emails like that?
Oh geez...please don't say women do that!!!
 debisusanne

Joined: 5/29/2008
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Posted: 6/29/2008 7:04:37 PM
OHH.. im more worried about the guys who message you and immediately whine about all the women players who "game" on this site..

i wanna scream dude.. its the same in the real world.. and by game does that mean how many women turned you down?
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/29/2008 9:18:25 PM
Ewwww, never had one of those but then if I don't think there's anything clicking with me just by looking once, I move right along.
I'm not up for emailing with a bunch of guys all the time just chatting any more...I think I have burn out.
 funcritter2

Joined: 3/23/2008
Msg: 45
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Posted: 6/30/2008 2:15:20 PM
Hey Honey, sugar, sweety, lucious lady, sexy thang, ect......................................................................................I hope you ladies never use those terms for me..................LOL Well sexy thang maybe..........................LOL
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 2:27:12 PM
funnycritter...I promise never to call you lucious lady, I swear!!!

Hmmmm.... make that as long as I don't see you in a skirt!
I have to tell you a little story though...
Two of the other misunderstood girls and I were sitting at the pool Sunday and it looked like a rain cloud was nearing in the distance which brought us somehow to your name....and er, kilt
Seems someone thought it a good idea to use it as a tent, not sure now if it was for rain or camping
she said it'd be perfect because it comes with it's own pole even!!
Ahhh, the conversations these ladies drag one into!
Good thing I was there to keep them in line huh?
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 2:32:14 PM
Omgggggggg!! I wonder tho if that umbrella tilts to the left or the right or if its right in the middle!
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 2:38:36 PM
ROFL Rip!!! You mean the pole right? (or is that left?)

All this fun at his expense and he doesn't have a clue
Always wondered though...why do those poles tip at times one way or the other?

OK, entering a WHOLE new subject...get me outta here...before I get in trouble rofl!!!!
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 2:48:50 PM
Oh fer cripes sake!! lol I responded to your post Robin,,,but it came out in 3 different posts so i had to use that delete thing but ended up deleting ALL of them! LMAOOO

<~~ is not blonde,,just plays one on POF
 funcritter2

Joined: 3/23/2008
Msg: 50
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Posted: 6/30/2008 4:48:42 PM
Oh I got a clue DARLIN!!! Just figure if you cant handle the jokes while wearing a kilt then you had better not do cartwheels...............................LOL
As far as the tent pole goes.........................well we will have to save that for another discussion.........................................
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