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Posted: 5/27/2008 4:51:30 PM | This Is just something funny i got in my email....I NO WAY believe it to be true....but for your reading enjoyment ladies and gentlemen mayI present:
Last month, The University of Queens scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary
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Posted: 5/27/2008 5:02:48 PM | | i don't know it sounds pretty accurate | |
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Posted: 5/27/2008 5:10:43 PM | Did they grab their bellies and yell for 'MIDOL' too?
No lies....I mean LEIS.....for you, lil' Robin! | |
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Posted: 5/27/2008 5:14:42 PM | | They had no complusive urge to buy shoes and never wear them? That should of been at least the 2nd thing they did! | |
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Posted: 5/27/2008 5:18:15 PM | | after that much beer i would have needed new shoes | |
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Posted: 5/27/2008 6:11:24 PM | Lighthouse babe..mydarlin'....I was forced to put that there! You gotta believe me, it's that darn Hodgie, he's corrupting me! You know i would never tun my back on my fellow women     | |
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Posted: 5/27/2008 7:14:32 PM | well maybe not turn your back ...but if i recall you were pretty corrupt before me
thats what caught my attention | |
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Posted: 5/27/2008 7:20:41 PM | | ok i've been found out on my yahoo...ttyl...darn spys! LOL | |
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Posted: 5/28/2008 3:00:32 AM | Mr Hodge!!!
See if I let you talk me into posting anything again you little stinker!
I am as innocent as ...as..umm, er.. well, darn it, I am! Kinda, sorta anyways!
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Posted: 5/28/2008 7:39:29 PM | Sorry Robin! I felt the need to apologize for looking at your man's profile...lol I thought the picture looked familiar to me! Kind of looked like an ex-bo of mine from high school! (he's now a truck driver!) Imagine that....lol Can't wait to meet you! Don't forget to sign up on the party post!   | |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:56:57 AM | LOLOL Kelly! How sweet are you gf
I signed up and my honey is going too as soon as he is able! i can't wait to meet you either!!! | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 7:39:14 AM | Summer Blues? Right now i have the Helicoptor Blues! I must have about 30 million of them dang helicoptor thingies from my tree all over the freakin place! I mean wow,,i can barely even see my grass!  lol I remember about 4 years ago it was really bad like this and i had to get out and rake the front yard and had just mounds and mounds of them! | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 8:06:42 AM | Those helicopter thingies were falling like crazy into my Sister's pool Memorial Day at our annual family pool party/bbq in south Flint. She was rippin 
Since they are coming from her neighbor's tree, we were all trying to come up with solutions short of killing the tree (i.e. put up a big net to catch them all and then periodically fling the contents back over into the neighbor's yard) 
Have the fishflies arrived yet over there on the eastside? I used to live in Harrison Twp from 1999 - 2002. No one had warned me beforehand about all the dang fishflies. For 2 weeks every year around this time of year there were millions of em... everywhere... especially after dark......eeeeeeeek!! I hate Hate HATE bugs! | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 8:07:01 AM | How fun Rip! Make a big pile and play in them!!! Hide the dog, the kids....lol Make it like leaves in the fall!  | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 8:33:34 AM | LMAO karesse! I like that,,,,tossing those pain in the butt 'coptors back over to their side!! lolol <img src=http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_201.gif border=0> And nope,,them smelly fishyflies havent arrived yet!! We usually see them around mid to late June 'round here. Sucks gassing the car up at night with those things flying every which way! lol You see people with their arms over their heads running to the door! lol
Sarah yanno what? haha I actually pictured myself going out there and doing just that! Grabbing a huge armful and throwing them up in the air and playing in them! lol Course id look kinda silly cuz i dont have kids or a dog, but who cares right? lol | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 9:04:53 AM | | Rip i'll bet some ppl will lend ya theres for a day or so... | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 11:57:44 AM | Really? For a day? You mean i can return them to their rightful owners after a day? 
heheheeehhe | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 1:54:12 PM | | why did ya wanna keep them?? lol | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 6:23:18 AM | Nah i dont wanna keep them,,,,i do like kids tho as long as they are someone elses! LMAO Im too old and set in my ways now to have kids around THAT much. I seriously dont think i could handle it. Maybe id feel diff if they were my own? Maybe i would,,,dont wanna find out tho! lolol
Just about 9:30am and its already 68*!! 
So long Mr.  ........see ya in 7-8 months! lol | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 7:06:31 AM | Okay then Rip....your choice!
One pooping rotty puppy or one very old lab and to go with one of them for the day...
One nine year old with the energy of superman or one fifteen year old that has down syndrome and bi polar.....woohoo did I get lucky seeing ths posting so early. quick make your choice, my car is gassed up and ready to tear outta here straight to you
Okay...I'm kidding, I wouldn't be that mean to a friend! Good thing I like you so much!!! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 7:11:50 AM | | Rip be nice to my best friend LOL | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 2:29:04 PM | Robin ill take all 4! lol A few hours of playing in the mounds 'n mounds of helicoptors would be fun! Watch it tho,,i just may steal your puppy! I loveeeeeeee puppiesssssss!  My neighbor next door has this adorable fat lil wiggly thing that everytime i see him (the puppy lol) i just get all 'awwwww!!' and i have to play with him! lol I think its sooo cute when their cute lil tails wiggle 90 miles an hour and they lick your face with that 'puppy breath'. hahaha I know,,some of you are thinking 'ewwwww yuckyyyyy!' . LOL
RU,,,,Mr. is your bud? You can have him,,he's allllllll yours! lol | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 2:37:08 PM | All four? Did you say all FOUR? YAHOOO, it's my lucky day!!!! Peace and quiet be mine for a few? Sweet!!!!
LOLOL, you'd be sending Tank back after a day or two of his antics, as adorable as he is, he wears his welcome out fast. toilet paper is his favorite toy at the moment even though he has many of his own along with feet and ankles, ouch! and his favorite place to potty is in the house the second he comes back in from outside!!!! he does however have that adorable puppy breath and he can lick your face faster then you can say Ripadoodles! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 2:37:20 PM | | oh my gosh, i'm getting old. for the past two days i can't stop napping with the cats!! gotta get moving!!! guess i needed a lazy break!!! well, and last night made me tired, lol | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 2:39:49 PM | | i'm just glad good winters are a 5-7 year cycle!! WOOHOO!!!! | |
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