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 johnnycomelately1

Joined: 3/14/2008
Msg: 26
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Posted: 5/24/2008 3:20:22 AM
I think I would opt for some humble pie followed by a bitter pill . When I'd swallowed that I would tuck into the main course. I would eat Jordan's Pu*sy ! After all you are what you eat aren't you ? A humble , bitter, tw*t in that predicament. I suppose you could call it " The last slapper " I would certainly lick the plate clean. What are you looking at me like that for ? Just kill me then !
 restless_native

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 27
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Posted: 5/24/2008 3:42:05 AM

I would eat Jordan's Pu*sy


That would mean you'd snogged Peter Andre by proxy. You sick individual. Death is too good for you!
 johnnycomelately1

Joined: 3/14/2008
Msg: 28
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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:26:37 AM

That would mean you'd snogged Peter Andre by proxy


You make a good point there proxy. [who is this mysterious girl posting under R.N name I wonder ? by johnnycomelately1


You sick individual. Death is too good for you!


I agree..... Lets hang the basta*rd.
 restless_native

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:29:09 AM

I agree..... Lets hang the basta*rd.


Which reminds me of the time I found a magic lantern and wished that I was hung like a black man.

The next thing I knew there was a burning cross in my front garden and the KKK were kicking down my front door.
 Kath111

Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 30
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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:30:39 AM
^^^^
Serves you right for rubbing up against a genie.

Carefull what you wish for as the saying goes.
 rev_guilliano

Joined: 4/17/2008
Msg: 31
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Posted: 5/25/2008 5:02:57 AM
Spit roasted executioner!
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