| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/29/2008 9:23:00 PM | I think people need to go back and read the OP as there are a lot of people chiming in with the worst pick-up lines they've ever heard
OP, I actually used that judgment day/rapture joke last summer on a woman. I even had a hard time containing myself.
Since we're spewing best or worst pick-up lines here's my personal favourite:
I'd walk barefoot through burning coals and broken glass just to suck the d1ck of the last guy who fcuked you
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I'd drink a gallon of your urine just to taste where it came from
and my buddy's most abused line in the bars:
I've got a seven inch tongue and can breathe out my ears. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/29/2008 9:43:00 PM | yes, but it's a rare individual that can make a joke work for them, unfortunately, in my case, I did not get the last laugh...
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:27:02 AM | "Why not? Are you gay?"
About the only time anyone has pushed the issue with me. Long story. Unique though and that is what is imporant. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/30/2008 6:28:00 AM |
What are some of the most unique ploys for sex you have heard of, or had used on you? I've had the "Are you gay?" ploy used on me too. (See number 1, below)
I have had success employing two diverging tactics...
1) Completely ignoring women who think they are all that and a bag of pepper.
2) Begging the ones who don't. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:54:43 PM | | ^^^gross indeed, but every woman I've delivered it to, always in jest when asked what the best line I've got, nearly chokes on the bottle after hearing it. You say gross, but that's because you've never sucked a d1ck before (let's hope), but you can be sure she has so it's more shockingly funny than shockingly gross. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/30/2008 3:12:26 PM | One time a guy I knew was sitting in the back seat with a girl he barely knew and he started complaining... CRYING even... claiming he had a sliver in his willy. He apologized for taking it out, then took it out and asked her to HELP HIM GET THE SLIVER OUT. He pointed out where the sliver was "located" and got her to help him..He had a big woody and after afew minutes they were giggling back there and he was holding his jacket over her head while she was sucking him off.
REALLY.
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/30/2008 6:37:52 PM | Unique? Probably not.
Corny? Yes.
But just buy a woman a drink smile and ask, "Your place or mine?" Sometimes it works if you're honest and foward. If it's been a while for you and same for her it may turn into something longer than 1 night. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/31/2008 4:40:47 AM | Tickling!!
I love having a giggle, and then gradually leading up to it.
Yeah its kinda childish but its so much fun!! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/31/2008 4:48:50 AM | My favorite line was "Im a lesbian, women know what women want, a man cant please me like a woman" It was more a dare to prove her wrong than a ploy..... | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 5/31/2008 5:24:10 AM | Not a ploy, just a reinforcement of discretion with 5 little words..."No one will ever know". I don't know why, but that phrase seems to make a good girl want to be naughty.
Of course a good follow up line to that is "Hey, I didn't give you permission to touch that" while taking her hands and gently but firmly locking them over her head while continuing to kiss her.
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Posted: 5/31/2008 5:40:43 AM | | HUM sounds like someone I know!! Really I mean it! YIKES!! I once had someone quote me the Bible and beg me to trust and reconsider a relationship with him - after cheating multiple times. Very manipulative! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/4/2008 4:44:11 PM | Silver,
I guess I am in some demented way proud that I was able to make the sale. Some people get a rush when they sell a car or a house or an investment and get someone to write a check for a down payment. I used to get a rush when I sold a woman on the idea of me.
I am not "bragging" about it. I simply responded to the topic. I never really told anyone that story before. As far as her choice about virginity until marraige, all choices or attitudes are subject to change. Who knows, maybe some goofball religious idiot put the idea into her head when she was young that virginity was this great and wonderful thing. Maybe the whole virginity idea was not her's to begin with. If virginity was all that great, why would she turn into a hose monster after experiencing sex. Maybe she truly liked it and chucked the whole virgintiy thing.
You also suggest that convincing or encouraging her to have sex is a bad and selfish thing. People have been doing that for thousands of years and it is human nature. I simply made it clear that my idea of a real relationship was to have sex. If she did not want to, she did nto have to do it.
What if you met a guy you really liked and he would not have sex with you because he wanted to remain a virgin til marriage. Would you just respect that an walk away or would you try to get him to change his mind? | |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 11:21:09 PM | Unique ploy to get sex... uh..
I don't do anything really. Sex seems to find me no matter what I do. | |
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Posted: 6/4/2008 11:29:54 PM | I have never needed a ply to get sex. In college I did mastermind a foolproof method of picking up girls BUT after we HAD the girls (with us at our table) no more strategizing was needed.
I am just here because I wanted to read the other posts! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/5/2008 1:27:13 PM | | Well c'mon willsniffurundies(ha..just figured out your username) tell us your foolproof method!! | |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 1:04:48 PM | Thank you for having a sense of humor regarding my screenname.
I use it as a civil protest and to test the sense of humor or lack thereof of others online.
It saves time letting me know the women who judge books by their covers--if you will.
Regarding your specific question:
I thought up the whole thing in college so it requires a specific setting: a college club/bar.
It also requires a second guy who can be inspired enough to "play frontline soldier" while I play "commanding officer".
Beyond that, I don't know if i should say anymore.
If I ever get to Canada i might want to come and see an attractive you and I would want to make sure you wouldn't turn me down a nice, shy, innocent guy like me so i would need my master plan! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/6/2008 9:59:04 PM | Hey Sir willsniffurundies I watch alot of south park and family guy so my humour is alil' off the wall type..something like yours appears to be.
I'm getting some images of a front line soldier and commanding officer ; couple of guys using this to pick up women...hmmm..I'd like to see this in play sometime!! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 10:13:02 AM | | would u like a aussie kiss? its just like a french kiss only down under!!! na but seriously the BEST ploy is 2 tell them u dont want 2 sleep with them. it gives them a chalange. lol. even wen u start kissing back away occasionly & say "na we shouldnt" . it works every time. lol. ok eg. my mums best friend (mum duznt no!!!) , my ex ( after we broke up) & even my neighbour. hhhhmmmmm just reading this back 2 myself makes me understand y some ppl call me a man whore. lol. but im still fishing tho......... | |
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Posted: 6/8/2008 10:30:21 AM | | worst ploy ever.. was when my friends hose beast of a girlfriend.. I mean ugly.. like blah my god nasty.. knew I was sick and not feeling well and came over.. to "cheer me up" and she said the best cure for a cold was hot sex.. and then dropped her pants to reveal she had on black sheer panties and thigh highs.. I politely asked her to leave and phoned my friend and told him what had just happened.. she was packed up and moved out that weekend. | |
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Posted: 6/8/2008 10:32:36 AM | That so true toddles! I had a guy do that to me, lol..and as much as I resisted it was just too tempting. Nothing happened in the end, but it was the most convincing line I think i've been given.
Except the line was like "No kissing on the first date. No matter what." I said it and he said it...Of course what did I want to do on the first date? lol | |
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