| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 10:37:36 AM | Bible-eh?Never used that one...lol..actually its kinda lame....I prefer the straight out way and have been turned down...but after had great conversation with the woman!Most are wanting more stable anyway...they dont say that but most do....its a rare woman to jump into bed and then run...actually any person other than a youngster sowin his oats...lol. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 9:26:53 PM | | yea borneo it suprises me sometimes that u can get what u want by telling the other person that they cant have it. the only problem iv had with it is that 3 ppl iv used it on had started 2 stalk me afterwards! lol. god dam stalkers!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/9/2008 9:04:02 PM | I like South Park, too, Dirty. . .I hve been trying to respond to you but I am not allowed to until so many people post before my next post.
I am basically speaking metaphorically. Part of my plan required my best buddy to simply go out and ask one of sometimes multiple pairs of girls to dance.
Once he got a yes it was my job to run the rest of the operation.
You can always message me directly if you want to hear more. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/9/2008 11:06:45 PM | My favorite ploy: "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
As a guy, a woman really doesn't have to use a ploy on me much more complex than getting naked...
We're simple creatures that way. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/11/2008 10:13:22 PM | re The Opost
I think the best "ploy", by far, is to remind her that we do not live forever!
And it is not a ploy, it is da truth! That makes it even more effective! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 6/12/2008 12:32:39 AM | I just grab her by the back of her hair and tell her shes gonna take it and like it as I push her down and rip her panties to the side.
I'll try to have some old Rod Stewart playing in the background and usually I know her somewhat. :)~ | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/29/2008 10:51:45 AM | The best way to get a woman's attention...is the truth...and so far I like yours the best...
But since I am here I must say the cutest line I have ever heard...
I need someone really bad right now...are U really bad...
of course my come back was ... hon when I am good...I am really good...but when I am bad...you will never forget me!!!
And a good come back to someone trying all the other "unusal pickup lines" are...
Sex is like credit...Some get it and Some don't...
and...you have not built up enough credit to open an account with me...but thanks for the "interest" !!!
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/29/2008 12:12:01 PM | Hmmmm, how about get your best Schwartzenegger accent going and say "cum with me if you want to live"?
Probably get you a laugh at the very least. Or a slap... | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/29/2008 12:16:07 PM | Ploys... work?
Like really?
I've always been of the belief that women have to WANT to go to bed with a guy before it happens.
You can TRICK them into it?
Who knew... | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/29/2008 12:40:34 PM | I knew this one guy, we weren't really good friends, he just actually was a customer of mine. He owned a flooring store and I was one of his sales reps. Anyway we were talking about going downtown one night and he said he always got laid so be prepared to be out all night.
I asked him what his secret was or how was he so sure. Well he had phony business cards made that said he was a Plastic Surgeon (from out of town) and that he would fly them in and give them a boob job ect. ect. Of course these girls were tipsy or on their way there. He claimed it worked around 75% of the time and he was a good B.S. er. He was Greek with dark skin and not a bad looking guy. I definately believed it worked for him.
On top of that he lived in Orlando so it was tourist girls so the chance of seeing them again was highly unlikely. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/30/2008 10:18:39 AM | | I can't think of a better ploy to get sex than the bible. Two thumbs up for creativity to whomever thought of that. I how do you get refused if you say I'm only doing this because God told me too not because I'm a horn dog sex pig | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/30/2008 12:40:11 PM | | Go downtown at night, walk up to every woman you see and offer them a fifty. You'll either get laid, arrested or kneed in the groin. Probably all three if you do it long enough. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/30/2008 6:37:26 PM | | I met a guy at a bar one evening and was pretty attracted to him. We had a few drinks, had a few laughs, danced a little, laughed a lot, but we made a real connection. Eventually he told me that he was on vacation the next week and he was going to spend it in Vegas. He said he had a friend who was a dealer at a table in Vegas and they had worked out an almost undetectable way to cheat the casino at the tables. His friend the dealer would deal the cards and he, as a customer would win big. He thought it would be a great idea if I came along with him. What would be less suspicious than a young couple at the table, gambling a little, getting a little lucky. Newlyweds maybe--we would never arouse suspicion. BUT for our pose as a newlywed couple to be as convincing as possible, he thought it would be a great idea for us to spend the weekend together in bed and THEN go to Vegas! | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/31/2008 12:24:49 AM | Heidi...that was hilarious...did it work?
Begging, pleading, groveling, jewelery, and a gold card. 
I've also found ignoring them for an extended period; followed by listening in to their conversation, and throwing in unsolicited humor, to be effective. Years ago I went into a bar, and ran into an old college buddy. We hadn't seen each other in years; so we spent the first half of the night catching up, and laughing about all the stupid crap we pulled in college. The conversation wore down, and I noticed two very attractive women setting next to us; and, over hearing a few things they said, I shot a few one liners their way, and got them laughing. About this time a good song came on, and I asked them if they wanted to dance. "We were wondering when you guys were going to ask." 15-20 minutes later one of the girls, very cute, and tiny 4'11" or 5', asked ME for my phone number. I gave it to her; and she reaches in her purse, pulls out her birth control pills, and stuffs my phone number in her pill holder!  The rest, as they say, is history.  | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 7/31/2008 1:31:13 AM | | tried tested and worked all the time... Hi my name is_____ and I swear I wont call you tomorrow... | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 8/10/2008 2:59:15 PM |
Heidi...that was hilarious...did it work?
Uh...no. If it had worked, I wouldn't be thinking of it as a ploy today, would I? | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:03:38 PM | I USEULLY SAY LOVE YOU LOOK TIRED AND TUCK HER IN &" WAIT TILL SHE ASLEEP AND MOVE IN SLOWLY FOR THE KILL"  | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:08:21 PM | Dont have any ploys except honesty....In the midst of kissing Ive asked woman for oral sex or what-ever and they either say no or yes...these people that run amook with dumb statements are what they are dumb people....and those who have said yes...have had no regrets....lol | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 8/10/2008 3:22:41 PM | | When I was in high school, I was selling things door-to-door one Saturday morning. I knocked on the door of this one house, the door swung open and a lady said "Come on in". I had my flyer in my left hand, my pitch all ready when this woman walks out of the other room buck naked with a high-ball in her hand. She looked at me, laughed, and said, "What's the matter boy, ain't you ever seen a women naked?" All I could think of to say was, "Not ever one half as good looking as you!" She laughed and said, "Why dontcha come on in and take a closer look?" Just then my partner yells at me, "Hey we aren't allowed to go inside the door" and that was the end of that. | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:01:07 PM | a cute one...but never worked...but always got a good laugh
"Hey baby,i need your help!
The CIA is looking for my penis,can you help me hide it???" | |
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| Most unique ploys to get sex?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:26:47 PM | | Terrorists just released me and, if I'm not having sex with a beautiful woman by 2:00 AM, they're blowing up an orphanage in Borneo. You're the only one that can save them. | |
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