| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/4/2008 9:35:46 AM | I've read all the posts on this thread, we have only one side to this storey yours.Standing back and looking at it from both sides.You want it. he dosant want to do it. That makes me think that there is more to it.If there is a will there is a way. If he is willing to go with out pleasure himself not to do it to you.That tells a lot any guy can be talked into asked or in gen eventually get there.To refuse almost flat.I think he dosant want to do it to you? I maybe wrong do you know if he has refused others before.Have you teased him by pleasuring yourself infront of him.
Personally him refusing you flat....ask him the direct question.dont you like doing that to me.Or dont you like doing it When you have you answer get rid of him.But you need to find out first wats wat first good luck | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/4/2008 1:41:47 PM | I'd dump his ass - it will likely go beyond the oral situation with a mindset like his, don't let yourself be in a position of one-way treatment.
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brad47
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Joined: 5/12/2008
Msg: 228 | |
| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/4/2008 1:52:02 PM | well, to me, this seems pretty simple. If its something you need, and hes not willing to give it, I would think you have to move on. Are there really that many guys that dont give oral? I love doing that, its a turnoff when I cant!!
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/4/2008 2:53:01 PM | Msg.1
Wow! You should write porno! That whole spiel was just soo amazing, I felt like buying viagra! ;)
So anyways, maybe his problem is the same problem any other person might have whom dates. They might only have to accept their partners word that their "clean down their", in all aspects including STI's. And most men arn't born with batteries in their tongues to support the uber vibro orgasmic action, you might crave as well.
Also some men dont like the idea of giving a tongue massage to "something that bleeds for days, and wont die." Or he might of got tired, long ago, of using aroma therapy products to stay the stench, of the musky beaver. Accompanied with the sensations of donning a snotty gasmask, complete with asphxiation, and the charming "wet smacking sound" that ensues his strangulation.
And there's also the eternal question, when one does: "Hey! Whos condom is that, up in there! Its not mine!" Or maybe, he doesn't want to see something in baloon animal, all up in there, and know its someone in the same "circle of friends" thats trying to tell him something. ;)
Maybe he might be confusing his acne outbreaks, with the last time he swooned the red snapper. Or got tired of the nasal drizzel that follows licking her shizzel.
But, even after all that, there's hope. You can train him!
You'll need:
1 can of salted heavily oiled Anchovies.
1 blender.
1 jar of Bag Balm.
1 Tube of Biore warming anti-blackhead cream clenser.
1 pair of rubber gloves.
And the will to apply said formula to victim, I mean "boyfriends" face, during every night he stays after he insists you give him head.
Directions:
Mix Bag Balm and Anchovies in blender well. Spoon out anchovie mixture and store, in a seperate container. Shortly before application don rubber gloves and hand mix Biore product into container and apply to "lover" when sleeping.
Disclamer: This product is intended for comedic relief when dealing with relationship non persona's. In no way does it prevent AIDS, any STI, drama and bad relationship choices.
Use only as needed and with a good lawyer to back you. ;)
LOL!
Dump the guy.
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/6/2008 9:43:42 AM | ^^
Thanks for that lovely Sunday morning read! To stay on topic and not be "chatty" and risk a spankin'...I think I peed a little when reading this...no oral sex for me! ;) | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/11/2008 4:42:30 PM | thats so sad that a man wont do that for his woman........being single i miss that as much kissing.......wait it is the same thing isnt it..........damm its been to long........anyway i think you deserve better..........if your willing to give then you should be able to receive..........and if you think you love him well then he should love you back.......any way you want him too | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/11/2008 4:50:09 PM |
no oral sex for me! ;)
Shoot, and I was all ready to practice my competitive eating skills. ;) | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/11/2008 5:37:56 PM | i know this might be an old issue but i don't think you should dump him unless he gives you a good reason too. i don't blow guys and every guy that i've been with knew ahead of time that they weren't gonna get that from me. yes, they still gave me head but that was their choice. i don't agree with him requesting head when he's not willing to give none in return. i never ask for it they just do it or ask me if it's ok for them to eat me out. talk to him about it and if there is a good reason why he doesn't do it then you can either respect that and keep dating him or if it's that big of a deal then let him go. oral is str8 but it's not worth messing up a good relationship. | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 9:50:36 PM | | You should seriously talk to him about it. Don't give subtle hints...Be honest and talk toh im about it. | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/11/2008 10:12:02 PM | | wow,all i can say is if you love it,and do not get it,you will miss it! btdt,i know if a man is not in tune with me sexually he isn't the man for me. i tried it once and it was so frustrating,all my fantasies were of that.try to talk,work it out,but if its a 'no oral,we can't' then at least you tried | |
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Apey D
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Joined: 7/2/2008
Msg: 239 | |
| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/11/2008 11:40:52 PM | | A lot of guys have performance issues.....ie they dont know how to do it WELL. I bet thats his problem. Have you talked about it out of a sexual situation? Try. And see what his take is on it. He may not even like to do it. I know when I was younger, I didnt like giving head, but now Im good at it and I love it. Who knows, maybe he had a previous bad experience. But I bet it just boils down to he really sucks at doing it, and he doesnt want you to find out. lmao. sorry | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/11/2008 11:50:22 PM | Reminds me of a saying I heard once.
Show me a man who won't go down on his woman, and I'll show you a man whose woman I can steal LOL | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 12:30:37 AM | A friend of mine once picked up a woman at a bar in Sea Isle City...
He takes her back to his place and decides he's going to give her all the pleasure in the world. This woman is hot as hell, amazing looks and body, perfect tan, everything; and he knows he has to please her, especially how some women want to be pleased.....
So he gets between her legs and begins to give her the best oral of her life.....He working his tongue and fingers, working and working for about five minutes when all of a sudden, he stops and pulls a piece of stringbean out of his mouth.
He looks at it in confusion, but she's lying there moaning and groaning with her breasts swaying, eyes closed, so he decides "screw it" and throws the stringbean over his shoulder and goes right back to work.......
So now he's really working it, licking and licking, trying every motion with his tongue, when all of a sudden he stops again............. reaching for his mouth, he pulls out a piece of corn......
He's looking at it and is absolutely bewildered, but she's laying there moaning and groaning and looking so damn sexy, her waist is so small and her breast are so big. So he again says, "screw it" and throws the piece of corn over his shoulder and goes right back to work........
This time, he sees her excitement, so he's really going for the gusto now. He's doing every trick in the book and she girating her hips and grabbing the back of his head when all of a sudden he stops again........ He reaches for his mouth and pulls a piece of spaghetti from his mouth.
Finally in disgust and not caring how hot this chick is, he jumps up and says "Lady? What? Are you sick or somtheing?"
The woman, awakens from her pleasure, opens her eyes and looks at him and says,......"No, of course not, but the guy before you was.".......... | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 1:29:59 AM |
Shoot, and I was all ready to practice my competitive eating skills. ;)
Well, I have since showered... ....and for the sake of supporting the competitive eating Olympics.... ;)
I think I've got a real shot at medalling this year.
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 5:18:32 AM |
i don't blow guys and every guy that i've been with knew ahead of time that they weren't gonna get that from me. yes, they still gave me head but that was their choice.
Cherish, that's my position on it, too. Be honest from the start. BTW I *hate that term* 'eat me out'...
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 8:31:19 AM | | 69 is my favorite number. He has to give as good as he gets. Maybe he doesn't know how. | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 8:52:18 AM | BEEN THERE. I feel your frustration.
I say talk to him about it and find out what's going on and express that you need it as well. If that doesn't fly, don't settle. It's not fair to you!!!
Oral MUST be reciprocated! MUST!!! And if he can't see that, it would be a red flag to me of a rather selfish nature.
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 10:43:49 AM | I like eating a woman out. It's a good time. However, I am a bit finicky about crotch smell. Sadly we all have it. So, simple solution is hop in the shower, lather each other up and I'll eat you right there, on the floor, to the bed and in the bed, on the couch, the counter, the kitchen table and everywhere else too.
But first, gotta hit the shower.
That's why I like it when my lover gets dressed for work early in the morning and she's all ready for another days' business, looking all professional and competent, then I kiss her deeply, undress her slowly and eat her out before work! What a way to start the day!!! | |
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Posted: 7/12/2008 10:48:02 AM | | WHILE U ARE RUSHING FOR HIM TO EAT U UP U BETTER MAKE SURE HE DONT HAVE HERPES, OR YOU WILL BE THE ONE EATING (PILLS) FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 10:53:26 AM | | Of course you dump him....life is too short not to have an equal sexual arrangement. I can tell you that there are plenty of guys that would love to eat you, especially if your shaved. Tell him to take a hike, and never look back. | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 11:19:14 AM | | Being sexually compatable is absolutely critical to having a successful relationship. You are already building up frustration and animosity; and you are already being "hostile" towards him by actively, and vocally, denying him what he wants, which means he is also building up frustration and anxiety. Red flags don't get much bigger than this. Break up with him now, or break up with him later, but you are going to break up. Whatever his issues are, they are going to take significant time and effort to work through. If they were something as simple as hygiene, i.e. "take a shower" he would have said something by now. If you were crazy mad in love with him I'd say start the process. If not, you both need to find someone else you are sexually compatable with. Good luck. | |
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| Just eat me already!
Posted: 7/12/2008 1:22:04 PM | | Well unless giving oral sex to a man is the biggest thrill of your life and that is all you live for in sex - walk out the nearest door. Sex should be a two-way street and unfortunately your partner is walking down a very narrow one-way street. You are being used that plain and simple! | |
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