~Kyn~
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Joined: 2/15/2008
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| Preference on Scrotums?
Posted: 5/30/2008 12:07:23 PM |
He he he.
I see I am going to have to develop a testicular aesthetic. Nothing but work, work, work all the time
ooo....*just had a thought*...
Us ladies have exercises...
Maybe there's like...umm....exercises a man can do to tighten his umm...drop? | |
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| Preference on Scrotums?
Posted: 5/30/2008 12:28:12 PM | Hmmm an ACDC song that comes to mind is Ballbreaker   Men need a good verbal ball busting once in a while. | |
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| Preference on Scrotums?
Posted: 5/30/2008 12:39:04 PM |
Maybe there's like...umm....exercises a man can do to tighten his umm...drop I can just see the infomercials at 3 in the morning now!
New! From Ronco it's the "30 Minute Ball Blaster!" Get a tight, smooth scrotum in just 30 minutes, three times a week! And wait! There's more! If you act now we'll include, "Andy's Anal Annihilator" absolutely free!
How much would you expect to pay for all this? $200? $100?
No! You'll get everything you see here for just $19.95!
Shipping and handling, mansion, pool and hot partner not included. | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 1:05:07 PM | ^^^A man with an idea!^^^
......I see Million$$$$$!!!!
Someone will make the infomercial and guys will wonder if they are "adequate." Watch!
--It is what the diet product industry thrives on!
I will laugh and think of this thread when it actually makes the 3am lineup somewhere...
--Don't forget who your friends are if it's you, Dude! | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 1:17:09 PM | "Balls here, balls there... balls, balls everywhere... they're all so perfect in their own way... each and every set of them."
I hope you are not considering all variables and possibilities...
Would you make an exception if the balls were set in the brain instead? | |
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| Preference on Scrotums?
Posted: 5/30/2008 2:45:55 PM | Honestly, if you want to talk about enhancement, think personality first. If some could enhance that, they wouldn't have to worry much about the rest.  | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 4:38:59 PM |
Is scrotum enhancement going to be the next big cosmetic procedure craze?
It sounds risky to fool around in delicate territory. What about a padded cup, kind of like a push-up bra, ya know, to see if you like the feel of bigger ones before you get the surgery?...or because it helps you look good in clothes. | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 5:56:00 PM | | Sometimes when a guy with big balls is banging ya and they are slapping so hard they make a 'thwacking' noise - I get the giggles!! All I can think of is his darn balls and that noise and I loose consentration!! | |
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Posted: 5/30/2008 6:23:29 PM | HAHAHAHHAAA!!!
I shot coke out of my nose reading this thread.
me tooo!!!
yeah uhhh... god i hope not. i knew a girl who goy her labia surgically altered for her man. i can't get over the massive amount of pain she went through.
lets just make a pact right here and now.. i won't cut my lips if you wont stretch your nads.
DEAL???
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Posted: 5/30/2008 10:23:34 PM | "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil
Trivia: The FAT BOYS recorded a rap tribute to the family jewels in 1987 - "My Nuts"
http://www.imeem.com/n8itude/music/8kE4HU1w/my_nuts/ | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 2:08:58 AM | This thread reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode(yes, the only television series I can bear to watch). Y'know, the one where Larry David has a scrotal injury because of his excessively long testicles getting stuck in the fly of his boxers.
"You got long balls man!" | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 9:31:12 AM | I find it remarkable that not one woman made any mention
of hair vs no hair or anything like that!
Seems like these are the only Jewels that the dames
don't pay too much attention too!
Good thing actually! | |
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| Preference on Scrotums?
Posted: 5/31/2008 10:34:58 AM | Well, I'm looking at a "different angle" here, so here it is. For me, I'll shower, go through the day, and just have a natural day's sweat starting to build 'on my scrotum'..."scrotum sweat" Or, just plain pubic sweat. Either way, is that not a natural aphrodesiac? Do women like the smell or 'aroma' of sweaty ball's? Clean, but with that odor. Heck, I know I like "my own" body scent, so how 'bout it ladies? | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 10:46:41 AM | So long as the balls fit into my mouth, there isn't a problem. Actually, I've never really compared scrotums - that'd be like comparing balls to nuts (pun intended).
Well, I'm looking at a "different angle" here, so here it is. For me, I'll shower, go through the day, and just have a natural day's sweat starting to build 'on my scrotum'..."scrotum sweat" Or, just plain pubic sweat. Either way, is that not a natural aphrodesiac? Do women like the smell or 'aroma' of sweaty ball's? Clean, but with that odor. Heck, I know I like "my own" body scent, so how 'bout it ladies
JustMe.......So long as they don't stink of urine (we know ya'll dribble), then yeah...the body scent can be a turn on.
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| Preference on Scrotums?
Posted: 5/31/2008 10:55:27 AM |
Heck, I know I like "my own" body scent, so how 'bout it ladies?
I certainly don't snuffle at a man's nutsack like a bloodhound trailing foxes through the brush, so I have no idea about the specific odor of testicular sweat. The general smell of a guy's body is obviously appealing if he's not rancid from lack of washing.
Preference on Scrotums?
No. I'd prefer they were all just a nicer looking area of the body...but considering that they're all kind of gross, all that matters is that the guy attached to them has more overall charm than his scrotum alone. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2008 11:19:10 AM |
I shot coke out of my nose reading this thread.
Is it really safe to be admitting this on a public forum. *rubs nose quickly, and gets a little shifty eyed*
all that matters is that the guy attached to them has more overall charm than his scrotum alone.
*scratches "scrotum charm" off of list of possible ways to attract Molesworth* | |
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