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 godliketoaster

Joined: 2/18/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 1:24:17 AM
Best Metal Band Ever = Strapping Young Lad = Canadian Band

And now you know why Canadians are so awesome, we all have a little Devin Townsend in our blood :P
 johnny7103

Joined: 4/1/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 3:20:18 AM

Although it's not unique to have a video game developer or two in a country, Canada has Ubisoft and Bioware. They made games like Neverwinter Nights, Stars Wars KOTR, and Splinter Cell/Tom Clancey games.
and EA games in bby.
 dbobdavidson

Joined: 6/10/2007
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Posted: 6/13/2008 10:44:10 AM

dbobdavidson, I'm Canadian and I don't drink, do drugs, or party. This is a responsible Canadian chickie and proud to be

im not saying ALL canadians drink, do drugs and party. but there is WAY more of all of that up here in canada then america. our country it way more of a party place then america.. land of the free.. living in fear.
 Marsupial

Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 6/13/2008 10:58:41 AM
yes, yes, you are wonderful....
can you just send more ice for my beer?
the temperature here gets above feezing.
 Apologist~D.A

Joined: 2/28/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 12:58:11 PM

*pouts* I wanna be Canadian..

Except:
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass {Incidently...so does our beer}
WTF? Canadian beer taste like a$$. German beer is where its at, doll.
 wyteknight

Joined: 12/27/2006
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Posted: 6/22/2008 10:12:16 AM
Neither Canada nor Germany make beer..... they make Lager....... Leave it to the UK to make decent beer!!! LOL
 anApplepear

Joined: 12/9/2005
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Posted: 6/22/2008 5:55:20 PM
But hold on.......when everything is a lie, we still have Plentyoffish dating site as truth. The founder is Canadian, and it is the world largest dating site, so far, isn't it?
 goodtimes2withu

Joined: 6/16/2008
Msg: 33
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Posted: 6/23/2008 8:55:22 PM
whats ur point u bitter canadian?
 Unclaimed_Meat

Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 34
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Posted: 6/24/2008 7:12:53 AM
The last time I was in Canada I saw a sign that said "No Motor Toboggans".
Now how could you not love that.

Favorite Canadian sayings:
The odd one
as well
bush (ours is woods)
ruffies (ours is grouse)

You are a friendly bunch I'll give ya that.
 Lofty2008

Joined: 2/21/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2008 10:38:26 PM
I am a proud Canadian. I've live here all my life, and I love every single part of it.

That list made me grin I gotta say. And I love that I Am Canadian beer add :-) I do not pronounce it aboot, but apparently according to my cousin from England we do because him and his friend picked up on it when they were here.

It's funny talking to Americans because they actually think we sleep in igloo's. Ha!

Another reason why Canada is amazing: We don't go to war over stupid shit. Wonder why no country has tried invading us or bombing our buildings? Cause we're peace loving people who don't start wars with other countries. Hmmmm, maybe the US should learn from us and stop being douche bags.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 6/24/2008 10:46:51 PM
Yeah, I love watching those peace loving people beating the shit out of each other on the hockey rink. And the peace loving people cheering them on. To say nothing of friendly, peace loving people who refer to others as "douche bags". Not that I mind any of that. Just looking for a little consistency.

Incidentally, for those who say they're "proud" to be Canadian, American, British, German, Rwandan, or anything else, nationality is not an accomplishment. It is an accident of birth.

Peace
 Lofty2008

Joined: 2/21/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2008 11:35:40 PM
Accident of birth maybe, but I can proudly sew my countries flag on my backpack if I go to another country. Americans cannot.

Ok, so what I said was a little... off and I do apologize for that.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 6/25/2008 12:29:59 AM
Maybe we'd all do well to turn over a new leaf...
 Unclaimed_Meat

Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 39
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Posted: 6/25/2008 8:00:40 AM
Hey Lofty,
The US could learn alot from Canada, but I am afraid what has to happen is for the average Joe to wake up and decide to kick these good for nothing, greedy, lying, stealing, short sighted, low lifes the h*ll out of our government.
I don't remember ever having felt so let down by our government, it's pathetic.

As long as we don't stop them, we have only ourselves to blame for their disregard for common decency.

and that all I have to say about that.
 Hodgemalkin

Joined: 4/19/2008
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Posted: 6/25/2008 2:21:00 PM
Let's not forget about Bob and Doug McKenzie. Love those guys
 Lofty2008

Joined: 2/21/2008
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Posted: 6/26/2008 5:17:01 PM
Haha, Bob and Doug McKenzie are amazing :-) Every year I listen to the Twelve Days of Christmas and it cracks me up :-)
 HulaH

Joined: 7/4/2007
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Posted: 6/26/2008 8:10:29 PM



1. It doesn't matter what country Baseball, Hockey, Lacross and Basketball was created in, we still lose every year.
2. During the winter, we have to call in the army.
3. We fight our wars with plastic forks & knives.
4. 25% of our country wants to leave
5. The other 75% doesn't care
6. Our film industry is crap - I watch American film
7. Our TV industry is crap - I watch American TV
8. If I don't skate, I'm an outcast.
9. We have to go to Buffalo to get a deal.
10. Everyone hates Toronto - Even some of the people that live here.
11. We make some of the most talented people in the world and watch them go to the US.
12. Starbucks kicks both Dunkin Donuts and Tim Horton's ass.
13. The Green party may have a chance in the near future.
14. We give our resources away.
15. Less than one person per square kilometre.
16. I still have to translate to inches and pounds.
17. We know more about the US than about us.
18. The only two people who can pull off a moustache - Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds are American, not Canadian.
19. Keanu Reeves performed Hamlet in Manitoba.
20. We gave our 8 football teams 7 names.
21. The plural of the Toronto hockey team doesn't make sense.
22. In Toronto there is an Avenue Road.
23. There are no bombs exploding in our National Anthem.


Im not Canadian but I've lived here for a while- this list is awesome.
:D
 Lofty2008

Joined: 2/21/2008
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Posted: 6/26/2008 8:33:18 PM
Hells yes!!!!!

That's freakin' amazing :-)
 kolem

Joined: 9/1/2005
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Posted: 6/27/2008 10:33:26 AM
actually another country HAS tried to invade. was the united states.

called the war of 1812, we held them back and burned down the white house.

look it up :)
 Lofty2008

Joined: 2/21/2008
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Posted: 6/27/2008 1:00:07 PM
No need to be rude. Yeah, they tried to invade but we burned down the White House. Didn't get far, so why bring it up?
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 6/28/2008 3:46:25 PM
Add that to the list of peace loving people's activities.
 Lofty2008

Joined: 2/21/2008
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Posted: 6/28/2008 11:14:37 PM
Uhh what the hell. So we're not peace loving because you guys tried to invade us, and we kicked your asses at it? Ok, whens the last time we invaded another country and started killing people? Thats the one and only time we've ever done something like that, so please don't go around saying this crap.

On another note: Anyone doing anything Canada Day?
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 6/29/2008 6:29:54 PM
Spoken like a true peace lover. Way to make a point.

I've never invaded another country or killed anyone.

Between the two of us, you're the one who has spoken with pride of doing such a thing.

Well, at least you don't have Indian reservations, like we do here. And there was no wholesale slaughter of natives up there, right?


Peace

 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 6/29/2008 7:21:39 PM
Wait a minute... BRITISH troops burned the White House. Are Canadians still claiming to be British? Not that it's really important, just curious. I see you've still got Liz on your coins, which look suspiciously like U.S. coins.

That's what I get for not counting my change before I leave the store.

The apples don't fall far from the tree in any direction, do they? ;o)

Peace
 kolem

Joined: 9/1/2005
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Posted: 6/30/2008 2:08:48 PM
it was a british colony at the time... so yah...at the time we where British.
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