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| bring out the big gunzzzzzz
Posted: 6/14/2008 8:57:17 AM | Alright, you mentioned Keirsey and PUMII. For future reference, you misspelled his name... obviously, see my spelling for the correct way.
Blazingly obvious that you're an NT; I'm gonna guess of the ?NTJ variety. But please by all means, if you know your 4 letters, and in expressing familiarity I expect you do, then provide them. That way I can target my response appropriately and have a basis for evaluating your potential angles.
Next, you clearly stated you are seeking to target an iNtuitive female. Well, which? NT or NF? Each can easily be beckoned forth from among the masses.
Before I go answering into a void of pertinent information, answer my two questions. Then you shall have your reply from *this* NT. | |
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| bring out the big gunzzzzzz
Posted: 6/14/2008 9:06:39 PM |
I don't want to be left out as singled out with insults about me from this oh so intimidating great guy...
We are just the people who are getting laid as you so eloquently put it. I feel intimdated by him as well. As 5'7" and skinny, he is a wall of manly fury that I am not sure I capable of dealing with :-(
Hold me someone. I am scared! | |
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| bring out the big gunzzzzzz
Posted: 6/14/2008 10:03:49 PM | Getting laid...it is what it is. If that's what you want, and have it then great!!
I understand ...but can't relate to that.
What does this have to do with the topic...a profile review.
I have posted in many forums with many responses..but I'm getting laid...never crossed my mind. I have "gotten laid" never thought or framed it in those terms and maybe in retrrospect it WAS that and I stupid or ignorant it wasn't that for me.
Getting laid, screwed...Eww...haha Well I'm getting LAID you're not!! :tonguer
You're getting laid becuase you want to get laid!! Wohoo...fabulous...that's great!!
You'll do very well here and be more popular then the no. 10 bus stop.
Yeah well I don't know that much about it I don't ride the bus...yes...or get laid just to get laid. If that were the choice, I'd rather take the bus. | |
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| Sigh....Manners, manners, PLEEEEZE!..
Posted: 6/15/2008 12:40:38 PM | When someone asks for a profile review, honor his request.
OP, the first rule my editor taught, (when I was paid to write)-short sentences.
Always write for the reader, not for yourself.
Examples:
' I want to unlock it,' rather than . 'and I want to unlock it all'.
"I have basic human standards, which others may consider high or rigid".
trumps 'I have what I consider to be ....unfortuantley....." etc ., etc..":
Remember Kipling's writing advice. ( From"On Some South African Writers.")
"Never lose the bloody horse ,while demonstrating your fine knowledge of snaffles & bits" | |
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Posted: 6/15/2008 8:07:02 PM | Some of these people gave me great advice on my profile, and it astonishes me that the OP can't even set aside his insecure ego for constructive criticism for one second to realize that maybe, just maybe, he is a flawed individual.....
Like the rest of us, of course 
He speaks of simple physic theory, and is amazed that he made a simple, loose fitting observation on a forum in a dating site?
Whilst your friends are bowing in your presence, I'll throw the proverbial tomato....
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| A FEAST!
Posted: 6/18/2008 12:40:07 AM | i checked in thinking "there can't possibly be any others posts on this stupid forum, can there?" and i find that you people are still going on and on! i'm honestly amazed. it's long since over. go home. get some sleep.
now obviously some of the suggestions on here have been downright helpful. by your verbiage it's obvious that you prove yourself to be intelligent adults with objective abilities to analyze something. i read them carefully and incorporate them when i can. a perfect example this page is Soorare. a gentleman and a scholar. thank you all.
AND THEN there are the majority of the others. by your verbiage you similarly prove yourself. apparently you want to do little more than name-call, cut down, and even quote my body dimensions in order to insinuate doing what?...fighting me? ARE YOU SERIOUS? what the fu ck is wrong with you people? aren't you even remotely embarrassed by the ignorance that your posts convey? well, aren't you?
sigh.
obviously not.
otherwise you wouldn't post them.
over and over and over and...
i can only hope that you have not bred already, and if so, that you have given the children to adoptive parents who are at least of some sort of basic value.
to conclude this clusterfu ck, and after giving it all some careful scrutiny, i must say that if you want to continue verbally tickling each other every night with your "reviews", then by all means do so on my thread. please. i cordially invite you all. tell every one of your friends and distinguished colleagues about it. come one, come all you mental giants! it would please me greatly to know that you would thoroughly and completely waste your time tying endless ridiculous statements to my thread. and by "my thread", i mean this thread that i will no longer be part of, and will exist for the sole reason as to keep you from giving your apparently worthless criticism to others who may not actually see through your ignorance and negativity.
thus, i have apparently prepared the banquet of your dreams showcasing a profile with the power to create endless disdain and stick-poking. ENDLESS i hope. so bring your sharp sticks. bring your favorite goblets. your thrones await my friends! come dine at the table of ignorance! and for when you can no longer sit up straight, your troughs are also full!
then the rest of us can watch you dance like fools and splatter your droppings everywhere, all to our entertainment, before we finally go do something actually worthwhile. and after you have stuffed yourself full and drank until you passed out face-down in a pool of your own cyber-vomit....just promise me that you won't forget to snort it in deep, one last time, and choke on it. | |
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| A FEAST!
Posted: 6/18/2008 1:37:15 AM | synrgii,
You're abnormally complex. Very few people will have the capacity to see you all at once. Instead, they'll focus on what they think are your most outstanding qualities, and they'll ignore everything else. It's kind of funny to see which things people focus on, because it reveals so much about themselves.....
Also, outspokenness always begets severe reactions from others - usually negative reactions. Which partially explains what's going on here. You are fundamentally outspoken and something in basic human nature hates that. However, if you can manage to cross a certain threshold, masses of people will love you for your outspokenness.
I'm sure you know these things, but it helps to have someone else tell them to you.
If I were you I'd ignore some of the shit talking in this thread. Be happy you're unique. ;) | |
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| A FEAST!
Posted: 6/18/2008 3:35:07 AM | Oh hi again,
Nice bump. I checked your profile and notice you have taken none of the advice given in this thread. I also notice that you are telling all the people with partners about how awesome you are when your status is still "Marital Status: Single".
I would suggest you put more effort into looking for women that like... your kind of person... and less effort into writing fancy insults that no one will bother reading.
Regards,
Uncle Crazy | |
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| A FEAST!
Posted: 6/18/2008 7:01:23 AM | It's funny how you find the posters on this thread to be pathetic for posting and yet here you are. I'm so glad you have continued to post on this thread as it'll only create more of an early warning system for any woman looking to date you. See, there's a little link when you click on your username that takes you to the history of EVERY forum post you've ever made. Every post is sealed in stone here virtually, and all the posts on this thread show your true colours I believe. I haven't bothered wasting the time to look at the other threads you may have posted to but it really doesn't matter. You've proven yourself to be both megalomaniacal and narcissistic, not to mention you admitted to it, and now women will have that as a looking glass for insight into who you are. If they didn't get that vibe from your profile already (possibly if they are deaf, dumb, and/or stupid) they'll certainly get that feeling after reading your posting history. Remember, the last five posts stick on your profile too. Good job.
Let me remind you of something here OP:
enough blah blah blah'ing. if you cats (guys or gals) want to drop me some knowledge as to what the problem is, i'm all ears You have the gall to turn your nose to the advice given at virtually every corner, as your profile has survived pretty much all criticism like a case of the crabs, yet here you are a year into this round of Plentoffish with zero girlfriend and three favourites. Let us know what that all starts panning out for you. | |
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| A FEAST!
Posted: 6/20/2008 5:06:24 AM | You are quite intelligent it seems and although there are a few spelling mistakes the profile is well written out. At the same time the paragraphs below come across as a complex way of saying you want a girl to be your lab rat and find a females G-spot.
At the same time I expect the profile will work for you to some women out there, you can use upto 8 pictures, I would recommend filling the gaps as your current pic is not enough on its own to grab the ladies attention.
GL
This includes intellectually, emotionally, sensually/sexually (there's a difference), etc. You are complex and I crave to find out just how. Conversely, I desire you to be curious to my complexity too. I am not a caveman and will never be a lump of a guy that just sits there.
I am seeking mutual satisfaction, for you and I to be free to challenge each other in ways that convey true desire for both of us . . . to just simply have a great time and be rejuvenated. Your skin is sensitive, your mind is complex, your passion runs deep, and I want to unlock it all. The playful words, comfortable environments, varying risk and security, the right touch, the art of attraction, opening the mind's various layers, all triggering the right emotions. I want to find what works for you, and then take that to the next level. | |
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| bring out the big gunzzzzzz
Posted: 6/20/2008 5:58:35 PM | | Hi ,I am new to all this but from what I have read this guy is so far up himself ,he would have to drop his pants to tie his shoes | |
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