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Posted: 6/16/2008 4:57:33 AM |
Can I bring 3 friends like to any normal POF meet then?
2 are the nice new couple from the posts above, 3rd one ...hmmmm
Damn, just realised I do not have any friends....
Well I thought you were bringing the GS for a walk in the country park. I'm sure the dog counts as a friend. Obviously I don't then  | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 5:44:38 PM | Jays Masturbation Monthly meets the 1st Friday of every month at 7.30pm
Welcums all newcummers.
Any guys who's cum can hit the other side of the room are welcome at my party, the more the better, as I'm keen to get on with the decorating and will be an ideal solution to help stick up my new wallpaper. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2008 8:22:07 PM | From the local paper....
A Woodley man who attacked his wife with a pillow and tried to strangle her after she caught him pleasuring himself has been spared jail.
The 44-year-old, of Welford Road, escaped with a conditional discharge after he admitted assaulting his wife by beating her during a domestic row on June 3, this year.
Reading Magistrates’ Court heard yesterday how the victim went downstairs at around 10pm to find her husband, who had returned from a night out with friends, watching pornography and masturbating in the lounge.
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Posted: 6/17/2008 1:20:04 AM |
A Woodley man who attacked his wife with a pillow and tried to strangle her after she caught him pleasuring himself has been spared jail.
The 44-year-old, of Welford Road, escaped with a conditional discharge after he admitted assaulting his wife by beating her during a domestic row on June 3, this year.
Reading Magistrates’ Court heard yesterday how the victim went downstairs at around 10pm to find her husband, who had returned from a night out with friends, watching pornography and masturbating in the lounge.
I suppose he thinks he is hard....but I doubt his missis saw it comming ]
If she had , she would have been able to " duck down" . He must have been angry [spitting feathers] to have gone to that extreme. He was probably just a little over exuberant and only playing. To be fair he was entitled to kill her for being so inconsiderate, It wouldn't have killed her to let him finish before she started [rubbing him up the wrong way].
Here's a little story I came across yesterday, titled: " Waitress looks into Japs eyes"
A waitress walks up to a table with three Japanese men. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the three men are furiously masturbating. She asks, "What the hell are you three perverts doing?"
One man replies, "We all very hungry!"
She answers, "But why are you jerking off?" They all reply together,
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Posted: 6/17/2008 4:53:36 AM | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So its ok for youngies to have a fiddle? Thats ageist! Dont forget, Melody, theres many a good tune played on an old fiddler
Mind you, the thought of joining a club to do it is bit off-putting, not keen at all! | |
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Posted: 6/17/2008 5:04:56 AM | Yeah its perfectly normal for the youngies to have a fiddle lol I know thats ageist!
But urghh at old men having a play on the old flute. I think there should be a certain age you have to stop wa*king at.. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2008 5:56:29 AM | Ok Melody, I'll meet you halfway on that one, I'll agree that old(er) man should stop at a certain age, as long as they have a nice young lady to do it for them! 
Dont really know why I'm defending the old fiddlers anyway, I'm only 49 years young  | |
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Posted: 6/18/2008 10:32:43 PM | oh yeah i like to yank my self off but i will join any club where the women will do it for me............mmmmmmmmmmmmm nothing like having a lovely lady with a firm grip on my shaft and of course taking her time...............OMG
Crossdresser Mssg45
Urgh....... that's creepy | |
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Posted: 6/19/2008 7:53:32 AM | tomcatrisk, I apologise for getting your name wrong. I'm sydlexic and tend to mix up my Queas & Poo's [ sorry, P's & Q'S]
you find a woman giving you a hand job creepy
Not at all. But I find the thought of you tossing yourself off whilst typing the message rather disturbing. Its not what you said Its the way you said It. mmmmmmmmmm 
also i think you need to pull your glasses from on top of your head and put them over your eyes where you very much need them
I will when you pull your pants up from over your ankles. If you carry on wanking then you'll have no need of glasses, more like a white stick and guide dog.
There's nothing wrong with my eyes mate [sunglasses] nor my memory.
Your the guy who had pictures of a male model with his shirt off on your profile.
That were blatantly fake and certainly not you. I also find that more than a little creepy, as well as sad. Busted.....  | |
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Posted: 6/19/2008 11:38:07 AM | Ok folks Need to repaper the hallway shall we start the club off there as i can't afford Paste ........ The Female's if they want can do the Stripping and Damping down .... That should get the Lads a bit hot under the collar so no need for a Steamer and if i can find a old door im sure there will be enough supports to go around instead of a paste table .....
Ps it must be less male to female ratio ok ;)  | |
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Posted: 6/19/2008 11:52:57 AM | And to steal an old joke lol
if any paste left over i shall package it and market it as "CUMTOME" because when you walk into a newly papered house and you go "Cor whats that smell "you can bet someone will go "Smell's like Cum To Me "......
Thank you and good night.... | |
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Posted: 6/19/2008 1:46:25 PM | as I'm keen to get on with the decorating and will be an ideal solution to help stick up my new wallpaper.
So who's coming then?
vvvvvv
Thats OK.. you're more than welcum to cum along lol | |
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Posted: 6/19/2008 1:52:22 PM | kath111 on 6/19/2008 8  48 PM Subject: Masturbation Club care to join....................!!! Message: Well tis fine in theory till someone gets one inthe eye,that shite stings (apparently)
thats it rub salt into an old wound
and apologies to Tan i must read threads more lol i did not nice your post of the same lines | |
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