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 miss jean brodie

Joined: 4/18/2008
Msg: 51
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Posted: 6/21/2008 4:02:57 AM
I think this sounds like a GREAT idea! It'll save me from logging on every night and fiddling around with my webcam till I get a good close-up for my audience....

The personal touch is much more satisfying....to be personally touched is one of my favourite things....

Where do I sign?
 Fierce Fish

Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 52
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Posted: 6/21/2008 4:57:24 AM
Question: Should masturbation be done in private (between a couple of people or by one), or in a group?


Oooooh.. this is a very very difficult question!
I think it is better if its done in a group than on your own. I think do it on your own is disgraceful and selfish..


Would you join a group for masturbation..............?


A group wank? Woo! Yes, please. I'd lurve to.
 Carafino

Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 53
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Posted: 6/21/2008 8:52:35 AM
I'd absolutely love to join a masturbation club. I don't care how many men are there, just as long as it's not one of them doing it to me. It's so much more pleasurable having someone doing it for you!
 Fierce Fish

Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 54
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Posted: 6/22/2008 10:38:11 AM

Fierce Fish


a group wank hey.........................is just 2 people considered a group, anyway iam ready whenever you are.


Get stuffed. Feck off. Lol

I knew it! A word wank was just too good to miss! Wank wank wank wank group wank bloody wank wank wank wank



VVV Lol
 Carafino

Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 55
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Posted: 6/22/2008 11:21:24 AM
Don't most blokes love a good wank? I do, I think it's great and only one thing more pleasurable. a lady doing it for you!
 Big Stevo

Joined: 5/27/2008
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/23/2008 8:57:28 AM
Hi im defo intrested only if theres loads of girls hehe
 fellovergen

Joined: 1/25/2008
Msg: 57
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Posted: 6/23/2008 12:01:05 PM
Nothing wrong with a good tug. I had one over the ex last night, well, she's a sound sleeper and I've still got a key.
 pat.mc1980

Joined: 4/13/2008
Msg: 58
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Posted: 6/24/2008 8:27:47 PM
what the hell, im in,
 Fierce Fish

Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 59
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Posted: 6/25/2008 12:20:49 PM
I have a second thought about this masturbation club. Count me out.
I'd like to make an appeal to you people.. to stop masturbate..

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Think of those poor kittens, please...

vvvv

OK, am I being really stupid. I don't get it.....


Its a good job that God doesnt kill a kitten everytime someone is being stupid..
 TallGraham

Joined: 4/5/2008
Msg: 60
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Posted: 6/25/2008 12:38:12 PM

I have a second thought about this masturbation club. Count me out.
I'd like to make an appeal to you people.. to stop masturbate..

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Think of those poor kitten, please...


OK, am I being really stupid. I don't get it.....
 TallGraham

Joined: 4/5/2008
Msg: 61
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Posted: 6/26/2008 2:46:33 AM
FF

I have a second thought about this masturbation club. Count me out.
I'd like to make an appeal to you people.. to stop masturbate..

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.


GOW

That is it, I am pulling out too..... and join FF in her appeal to save the kittens

RIP poor little kitties for which it may be too late...


Damn it!!! And I thought FF was going to be the ideal third person for GOW to bring along to my POF meet. Oh well dreams are shattered again I suppose


Its a good job that God doesnt kill a kitten everytime someone is being stupid..


Yes, touche FF! I wasn't having a very good day yesterday was I?!?!? Maybe I should change my name on here to KittenKiller on both counts
 Fierce Fish

Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 62
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Posted: 6/26/2008 4:08:38 AM
Its a good job that God doesnt kill a kitten everytime someone is being stupid..


Yes, touche FF! I wasn't having a very good day yesterday was I?!?!?


Yes, i know. Yesterday was your day off.


Damn it!!! And I thought FF was going to be the ideal third person for GOW to bring along to my POF meet. Oh well dreams are shattered again I suppose




 Spida36

Joined: 2/21/2008
Msg: 63
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Posted: 6/26/2008 8:13:05 AM
Compactdisc...you sound lonely and desperate !!!!!!
 rosso27

Joined: 6/6/2007
Msg: 64
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Posted: 6/26/2008 2:57:41 PM
Apparently these types of clubs are very popular with Royal Navy personnel returning from long deployments - Spokesperson for the Portsmouth branch Mr. Ivor Kwikone said that on such occasions they end up with a terrific amount of seamen in the venue by the end of a session........
 pmcclarnon

Joined: 11/24/2006
Msg: 65
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Posted: 6/27/2008 5:06:03 AM
I was working at Wimbledon Station one afternoon a few years back when a very posh lady got off of the 3.27 Guilford via Cobham and told me that a man was exposing himself on the train. I got the driver and the guard and we got on to take a look. We found a well dressed businessman with his****in one hand and a dirty book in the other knocking one out in a carriage full of people!

Even when the police arrived he refused to stop and actually finished all over the arm of a huge police officer who was not amused!

I have always wondered what happened to him when they got him back to the police station.
 mofwtmy

Joined: 4/18/2008
Msg: 66
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Posted: 6/27/2008 5:09:33 AM
Isn't the UK branch up and running - After winning an erection you are elevated to the House of Commons?
 925dancer

Joined: 4/7/2006
Msg: 67
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Posted: 6/27/2008 5:20:05 AM
Okay, I have one request, can everyone attending wear a paper bag on their head?

I would not be able to concentrate with all the comedy sex faces going on.
 opnmydm

Joined: 3/23/2008
Msg: 68
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Posted: 7/2/2008 7:17:13 AM
this could be a really great afternoon lunchtime break..lol
 Echoes Answer

Joined: 5/26/2008
Msg: 69
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Posted: 7/2/2008 7:47:45 AM
The closest thing I have to a masturbation club is one of my best friends, Scott, he'll tell me what he did in the day, including how many times he's knocked one out, and vice versa. Him and his wife Anna have a nice little porn collection too in their bathroom.
 foxyladyuk

Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 70
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Posted: 7/2/2008 8:31:08 AM
Him and his wife Anna have a nice little porn collection too in their bathroom......all I have in my bathroom are wet towels and bottles of head and shoulders...oopphhs...to much info?
 Marcymarc3469

Joined: 6/28/2008
Msg: 71
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Posted: 7/2/2008 8:54:03 AM
hmmm would i w4nk infront of a group of horny women lol i think not. Well whats the point ......... i have a group of horny women infront of me lol no need to w4nk :modhammer:
 *ChuffingBint*

Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 72
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:02:09 AM
Am i chuff reading thru all this thread altho im sure its a giggle BUT....

I masturbate alone or with the guy im fooking at the time......

Pleasuring myself in a room full of others isnt really my thing... besides where does all the guys jiz get flung about be like a bukkake party


I has said too much lol
 angelsprinkles

Joined: 6/29/2008
Msg: 73
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:28:42 AM
if i where in a room ful of people all getting their kit off...

i sure as hell wouldnt be doing myself , by myself ..

hell no ....
 Kath111

Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 74
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:31:02 AM
^^^^^

You dont have to do it yourself .Just form a circle and get the person on your left to fiddle with you
 jack matser

Joined: 6/10/2005
Msg: 75
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:32:58 AM

You dont have to do it yourself .Just form a circle and get the person on your left to fiddle with you


Well if thats how it works I pity the person sitting to the right of me as my hands still fractured.
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