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Posted: 6/26/2008 2:46:33 AM | FF
I have a second thought about this masturbation club. Count me out.
I'd like to make an appeal to you people.. to stop masturbate..
Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
GOW
That is it, I am pulling out too..... and join FF in her appeal to save the kittens
RIP poor little kitties for which it may be too late...
Damn it!!! And I thought FF was going to be the ideal third person for GOW to bring along to my POF meet. Oh well dreams are shattered again I suppose 
Its a good job that God doesnt kill a kitten everytime someone is being stupid..
Yes, touche FF! I wasn't having a very good day yesterday was I?!?!? Maybe I should change my name on here to KittenKiller on both counts  | |
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Posted: 6/26/2008 4:08:38 AM | Its a good job that God doesnt kill a kitten everytime someone is being stupid..
Yes, touche FF! I wasn't having a very good day yesterday was I?!?!?
Yes, i know. Yesterday was your day off.
Damn it!!! And I thought FF was going to be the ideal third person for GOW to bring along to my POF meet. Oh well dreams are shattered again I suppose
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Posted: 6/26/2008 2:57:41 PM | | Apparently these types of clubs are very popular with Royal Navy personnel returning from long deployments - Spokesperson for the Portsmouth branch Mr. Ivor Kwikone said that on such occasions they end up with a terrific amount of seamen in the venue by the end of a session........ | |
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Posted: 6/27/2008 5:06:03 AM | I was working at Wimbledon Station one afternoon a few years back when a very posh lady got off of the 3.27 Guilford via Cobham and told me that a man was exposing himself on the train. I got the driver and the guard and we got on to take a look. We found a well dressed businessman with his****in one hand and a dirty book in the other knocking one out in a carriage full of people!
Even when the police arrived he refused to stop and actually finished all over the arm of a huge police officer who was not amused!
I have always wondered what happened to him when they got him back to the police station. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 7:47:45 AM | | The closest thing I have to a masturbation club is one of my best friends, Scott, he'll tell me what he did in the day, including how many times he's knocked one out, and vice versa. Him and his wife Anna have a nice little porn collection too in their bathroom. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 8:31:08 AM | | Him and his wife Anna have a nice little porn collection too in their bathroom......all I have in my bathroom are wet towels and bottles of head and shoulders...oopphhs...to much info? | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:02:09 AM | Am i chuff reading thru all this thread altho im sure its a giggle BUT....
I masturbate alone or with the guy im fooking at the time......
Pleasuring myself in a room full of others isnt really my thing... besides where does all the guys jiz get flung about be like a bukkake party
I has said too much lol | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:32:58 AM |
You dont have to do it yourself .Just form a circle and get the person on your left to fiddle with you
Well if thats how it works I pity the person sitting to the right of me as my hands still fractured. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 2:00:45 PM | Masturbation club..? Why stop at that? Let's have our own masturbation olympics!
I'm sure we could put a spin on classic events such as endurance.. sprint... archery... You get where I'm coming from here! No sword-fencing though... That would just be disturbing... | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 2:08:26 PM |
andrew_charlton87 on 7/2/2008 10:00:45 PM
Subject: Masturbation Club care to join....................!!!
Message: Masturbation club..? Why stop at that? Let's have our own masturbation olympics!
I'm sure we could put a spin on classic events
ok where do i sign up for the pole vault ? | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 4:56:56 PM | Well, hon, there's a lot of inbreeding over here, too. The Scottish/Irish invasion in the 1800's added to that scene.
I saw that film on cable TV. Another good reason not to move to Florida. I can see them all sitting around doing themselves with a big ass hurrican blowing the roof of and horrifying the neighbors! Yuk!!!!! | |
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Posted: 7/2/2008 5:22:39 PM | | Eweeee!!! macforty! Thank god both my grandma's are no longer with us, because the mental image of grandma and her banjo has just about finished me off (and NOT in a masturbatory sense either! lol) .............. | |
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