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 MissSelf

Joined: 3/2/2007
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Posted: 6/17/2008 9:47:00 AM
Dunno what I am?

I got a 26 inch waist I think
where's my tape measure?
 l3sl3y

Joined: 5/12/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 6/17/2008 10:15:35 AM

I've known great big fat blobs of women to pull really handsome slim tall men



yes we do - probably because we have a personality as big as our backsides and don't talk about every calorie we've eaten that day whilst preening in the mirror and pulling at imaginary rolls of fat by way of fishing for compliments.
 Blademate

Joined: 4/28/2008
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Posted: 6/17/2008 10:43:53 AM
Justme!x: I'm 40-32-36.
 astro08

Joined: 1/23/2008
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Posted: 6/17/2008 11:26:50 AM

yes we do - probably because we have a personality as big as our backsides and don't talk about every calorie we've eaten that day whilst preening in the mirror and pulling at imaginary rolls of fat by way of fishing for compliments.


I dont count calories either, and was told just today that i have a fabulous personality, and a beautiful smile. (not by someone on here, but in the real world).

I wasn't happy with myself at 6 stone. but now...... completely happy :-)
but i have to say.....
Just because someone does look good it doesn't mean they fish for compliments OR preen in front of a mirror.

I'm just an average size, and proud to be so after the struggle i had to put on weight.
 princess leigh

Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 6/17/2008 12:33:47 PM

I wasn't happy with myself at 6 stone. but now...... completely happy :-)


six stone?

damn that is not normal.. no wonder you were not happy... I can't believe people really think that size zero is attractive...

yeah ok I am large and not attractive to a lot of men.. but come on.. I will not endorse a skeleton look to my little girl..

curves are beautiful.. slim is great.. but skinney is not attractive
 tashie87

Joined: 4/3/2007
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Posted: 6/17/2008 1:38:27 PM
not everyone choses to look like a skeleton y'no.......
 foxyladyuk

Joined: 3/15/2008
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Posted: 6/17/2008 1:44:56 PM
I'm not sure there is an abacus big enough for my ratio. I do know that if a man puts his hands under my arms and strokes down I go in and out....
 l3sl3y

Joined: 5/12/2008
Msg: 33
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Posted: 6/17/2008 2:10:55 PM
mines 0.8

oh no! doomed to be shunned by men forever!

 Through the glass

Joined: 6/4/2008
Msg: 34
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Posted: 6/17/2008 2:33:50 PM
You will upset all the fat birds on here
 925dancer

Joined: 4/7/2006
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Posted: 6/17/2008 2:52:06 PM
Why would it upset the fat birds? Fat or skinny, the thread is about proportions.
 SJS

Joined: 4/3/2006
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Posted: 6/17/2008 2:53:05 PM
I've just had a go with the tape measure, and the calculator.

My 'ratio' is 0.7179487

So - I'm almost perfect.


*sits back and waits for inbox to be flooded with men desperate to get jiggy with her ratio*
 girl at sea

Joined: 12/26/2007
Msg: 37
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Posted: 6/17/2008 2:58:40 PM
Boobs..

Waist..

hips...

ass...


done!!! WTF!!
 Gucci Girl

Joined: 7/22/2006
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Posted: 6/18/2008 1:18:38 AM
I cant even be bothered to work it out, who cares, im well aware that im a goddess, i just need to work on my sh1tty attitude and i will be perfect
 SJS

Joined: 4/3/2006
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Posted: 6/18/2008 3:17:44 AM
Why would it upset the fat birds? Fat or skinny, the thread is about proportions.

Exactly.
Why are some of the 'fat birds' on here getting all defensive?
The 'ratio' thing is simply a statistic which says what we've all known all along - no matter what weight you are, men like there to be a difference between waist and hip measurement! They like women to be, you know, woman shaped!

That's not exactly big news, is it?
 PleidiolGwlad

Joined: 5/18/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 9:35:33 AM
Ah! I think these figure were "put out" by bean counters... Who gives a "flying F***, beauty is in the eye of the beholder....
Statistics... MMMMmmmmm more like Shatistics..
 Blademate

Joined: 4/28/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:20:46 PM
36/40: It's a thread not so much about proportions, but more a case of keeping things in perspective (just like all the other threads really)

i.e. Just laugh.
 Dyk tafims

Joined: 2/4/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:34:19 PM
i like a good pot belly on a woman as when you're in a busy pub it's nice to have somewhere to rest your pint!
 reetpetite

Joined: 1/5/2007
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:38:37 PM
the old saying... horses for courses.. men and women will be attracted to one another by chemistry and not a tick chart in sight!!
 Blademate

Joined: 4/28/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:43:11 PM
No tick charts on POF but plenty of 'Must nots' though.

Same difference?
 luvin_guy

Joined: 6/10/2008
Msg: 45
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:43:53 PM
Does this mean women will be displaying their waist to hip ratio instead of their cleavage in the main photo?
 MarkyMark03

Joined: 6/13/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:45:12 PM
Don't know about ratios......but i love Barby Doll type figures size 8-10 !!
Cannot help what you like can you.....its geneticaly programmed !
 MarkyMark03

Joined: 6/13/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:51:06 PM
no such thing as a woman shape.....you lot vary so much ??
thats what we are discussing
 ***Lily***

Joined: 2/3/2007
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Posted: 6/18/2008 12:56:11 PM

What is yours and do you think having a ratio outside of this has affected your sucess in relationships?


Mines 0.7 - and yes it has succesfully affected me being able to pull no end of shallow pr1cks.
 longlegs1

Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 6/18/2008 1:44:15 PM
the perfect figure is the one your happy with, be it a size 6 or 26, i dont know what my ratio is and dont care as long as my curves are in the right places
 Miss Grundy

Joined: 4/5/2008
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Posted: 6/18/2008 9:06:26 PM
given that we are discussing the golden mean..I also have to admit to having a preference for all things in proportion for aesthectic reasons..I like men with snake-like hips and broad shoulders...the adonis effect... and men who are at least 5'10" in height...obviously if said man is lacking in height and proportions I will still fancy him if he has long hair.(I'm joking..I think the vanity required to have the compulsion to adorn yourself with extensive locks is ridiculous as a man is a complete turn off..call me delilah if you like).........or even an ability to make me laugh.

Having a giraffe is so sexually thrilling..

On Topic....my physique is uniformly within the scale of must have proportions to be considered attractive ..but even moreso..cos I am so pretty.

BTW...for the benefit of the fatties who have slated thinner women on this thread by saying they are unattractive..I think skinny/slender/lithe/etc. equals neatness and tidiness plus superior elegance. ...twiggy was gorgeous as was Audrey Hepburn..and I am disgusted by the typically easily offended lard arses on here thinking it's ok to claim that if you are thin/skeletal it means a man will never be attracted to you ..because the same women would report thin women for suggesting the opposite..so wrong !! Personality is not about being a curvaceously jolly type but about someone who wants to be healthy ..and having a personality which imbues pursuing a healthy lifestyle and not waiting for a heart attack to put them out of their misery.......since when did women who aren't fat become devoid of a personality..?

An age old adage..is..you can never be too rich or too thin..a little bit of weight is no bad thing but I'm sorry being more than 2 stone overweight is ugly and aging...thinner women who are in proportion are very attractive and much younger looking.

To the lady/girl who says that men take one look at her and say they'd be afraid they'd break you...most men say that even to the more portly amongst us...they do that to persuade us to feel feminine....my wee girl used to be as thin as a rake - I was oft accused of starving her - the child/woman eats like a horse and has inherited her dad's metabolism - he that was nicknamed 'matchstick' and had said about him that if he stood sideways he'd slip through the slits in the thingy's (..drainpipes ?). Now that she's hit puberty she's managed to look very womanly but prior to her developing those curves she was known for being very wiry..and strong and she is an amazing and talented rock climber.

Personally I think women look great when their weight is age appropriate. Youth to me is represented by slimness - flat stomachs, tight buns, a chiselled jawline...maturity is about being in your prime, having a little bit of extra weight..evidence that you've lived a good life and are comfortable with who you are..
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