| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 7:58:17 PM | | This happened many times with me and my ex. She tended to be very very wet, and when you slip out, if you aren't careful (or if you're moving quickly), it's easy to miss. However, she was... very tight in that hole, so it didn't go in. It was actually more painful for me than for her. One time it slipped in a bit, and she was able to relax enough that we proceeded. Most times, it resulted in me bending quite painfully, and we often had to stop. Definitely not something I would do intentionally (although I know guys who have done that). | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 8:39:22 PM | I have given a girl a "poke" in the wrong hole once by accident... We were fooling around in my car (We got horny & pulled over to the side for a "quicky") and wound up in sort of a reverse cowgirl position, and I couldn't see what I was doing because she was leaning against me. When I went to slip it in, she let out with the loudest, shrill yell, jumped off my lap, bounced off the roof of my car 3 times, and then shot across to the opposite side of the car, and cried for the next 15 minutes... I felt terrible, but they way she bounced around like a pin ball was funny as hell at first... lol... She didn't appreciate my initial reaction very much at all... lol... Ok, I was 23 and a jerk
I have gone for the ole "pooper" a couple of times without permissions. Ok, more then a "couple" of times, but my strategy is go slow, and if they say stop, then they say stop ("Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission"). Enough women are into it these days though, that it's no big deal and they go with it. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 9:13:46 PM |
make this mistake and put it in the wrong hole
Bill Clinton would say, it depends on the meaning of "wrong"...
If it's a "slip and bump", it might be a genuine accident and he would likely stop right away to relaunch. Trust me, he wants to get back where he was, unless you broke his manhood with your butt and sex is not on his mind anymore.
If it's a "slip and stick", it is never an accident. However, it can be a mistake, if she really does not like it and punches your nose for trying. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 9:38:06 PM | It may sound funny and some women may be ok with it but ....just ONCE let me try shoving a cucumber up your arsehole without any lube and you tell me if it hurts or not, ok? Just let me try once, ok? You guys freak out when the doc has to do a prostrate check and that's just a finger - with lots of lube......
HR  | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 9:53:57 PM | | FYI entering a woman's anus with no lube or prep can not only cause her great pain, tear her anus, cause fissures, it can also give her hemorrhoids- all caused by the sudden stretching of her veins. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 10:06:38 PM | | I honestly don't see how this is even possible. this obviously is a troll thread. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 11:27:26 PM | | Would need a pretty loose entrance for it to just slip in there with little to no effort. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 1:03:57 AM | | I don't believe it happens by accident. To the guy who made the girl scream and throw up in pain, I hope you never try that again. I can't believe how mean people can be. Someone trusts you enough to be vulnerable to you and you go and ass-rape them? | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 1:24:29 AM | | I did it once, i was like "oh snap.. that's a bit of a miss. Sorry." | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 1:24:42 AM | Ya this happened to me once... it was pretty bad.. we were pretty drunk and going at pretty hard... he was thrusting super hard and fastand I was super turned on, so there was lots of lube going on and whoooops there it goes.. it was horrible as I had never done that before.. I actually started crying... it kinda ruined the mood for the night   | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 3:39:15 AM | | Happened to me once also. I felt bad cos she was in quite a bit of pain. we were both drunk | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 3:49:42 AM | | It's never happened to me with doggie. Cuddling when I'm the big spoon, and lift a cheek for some access and misjudge the distance to the goal - that's happened. :) | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 4:24:34 AM | | This happened to me and OMG i have never felt pain like it, i nearly punched him LOL No im kiddin but lets put it this way, the sex ended there! | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 6:20:23 AM | Let's get this into perspective here....anal, when it's properly done, is a wonderful experience....but accidental insertion with speed and force....?
OUCH!!!
Here's a bit of advice...try not to let it slip OUT in the first place!!
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 6:31:09 AM | Lol, I think every man atleast once in their life accidently (or on purpose?) will do that, haha!  | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 7:12:42 AM | | Tyler and Brandiii, sounds like you two might be speaking of the same encounter. Reunion! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 7:20:56 AM | Yes it happened once.................HOLY HELL, that's some pain when it's unexpected!! I screamed, I pulled away, I cried, and he apologized profusely (in no way did he do it on purpose!!)
I could barely walk for about 3 days. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 8:13:49 AM | Crazygurl wrote "but one particular guy "accidentally" slipped it in while we were going at it doggie style, then tried the "but it's already in" tactic to keep going. he didn't stop when it happened, just kept pumping, so i'm pretty certain that the intent was there. silly boys *lol*."
As for your guy carrying on, yes it does sem to me that he was intending to give you anal, but he should have asked your your consent 1st, as ive read about it before, you ceratinly need to get lubbed up well before hand.
I have done the same thing with my girl, but not exactly, got any of my Penis into her, just at tyhe entrance, she must have known my direction, was a bit wayward lol, I soon adjustied myself though, I don't do ANAL !!! it's Not for me, and i'm sure it's definately not for my girl too, everyone to their own I guess.
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 8:20:55 AM |
To the guy who made the girl scream and throw up in pain, I hope you never try that again
Sorry, but that time was an accident. It wasn't my intention to 'redirect' as it were...
I've been very careful since. In fact, when another woman and I actually tried to do it, I was too nervous because of seeing the other one in so much pain... | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 8:23:52 AM | A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?" | |
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| ACCIDENT? PROBABLY !!
Posted: 6/23/2008 9:22:47 AM | Personally I'm surprised so many ladies assumed the "accident" was on purpose.
Have any of you sat over a mirror. I mean the distance between nirvana and purgatory is the width of a damn membrane in most cases. If you're engaged in what can only be described as acrobatic sex and you're both moving parts of you as fast as you can and one is under kind of bent over and the other is on top and half supporting and half not and you're BOTH thrusting like hell and ... you're going to tell me that if it comes out during all that and then you both madly thrust at each other to get it back IN .. that a guys AIM might be off by a fifth of an inch or so ? THAT is not on purpose.
Shame on you for thinking that we are THAT diabolical and that under those circumstances and under the conditions as described above that we're also THAT GOOD AN AIM. | |
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 9:39:26 AM | There is no such thing as the wrong hole from my perspective  | |
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| IZ no "wrong" hole
Posted: 6/23/2008 9:46:04 AM | ^^^^^^^
Good girl. GREAT attitude. You tell 'em. 
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| wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/23/2008 10:00:33 AM | I love playing in that area, but to 'try it' with an unsuspecting woman is just sooooooo wrong. In my experience women to be relaxed and communicate with a partner who can go slow and be gentle. Lots of lube too! With that most will enjoy it.
I can't see it being accidental. Only one hole closes tight, and if you feel resistance then its obvious you're in the THAT one! | |
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