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 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 5:58:20 PM
A beer in one hand and........um.......uhhhh......THAT in the other! lolol You guys eat your meals in there too??
 Hodgie G

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 6:12:51 PM
no silly we would have our hands too full to eat
we just have to be careful which hand we point towards the toilet ...don't wanna spill that beer
 Tnmanalone

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 6:26:36 PM
What's a lid???? Were still using out houses and old sears catalogs as toilet paper, if we can't find a corn cob!!
Really, Lid up! Heck if I lived this far with all those germs Rip speaks about, I guess I can make another 50! How do we ever make it this far, when you look back, at least you didn't make a mistake and take one in a patch of poison ivy!! You talk about OUCH!! !!

C.W.

P.S. I've been to alot of people houses as a guest and the lid was up, even in the ladies home, is it a southern thing??
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 6:37:33 PM
<~~ Will not drink out of a mans beer bottle anymore! LOLOL

LMAO@corn cob! How in the heck.....? Oh nevermind! Ohhh ive had poisen ivy before, CW, and yes it was an ouchy!! I remember it was back when i was like maybe 14 yrs old and we were driving to Virginia to watch my brother graduate from Basic Training. We pulled over on the side of the road cuz i had to pee so bad! lol Needless to say.....i had to ride all the way home on my stomach cuz my butt hurt so dang bad!! <~~ flaming butt lol
 RDtoo

Joined: 1/30/2005
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 7:02:59 PM
Don't you just love using one of those guest bathrooms with paper thin walls adjacent to someones living room with a room full of people who suddenly get quiet? The acoustics makes it sound like Niagra Falls going on in there. Then you walk out with a serious swagger.
 Tnmanalone

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 7:04:32 PM
Will wonders never cease! I stand corrected, Rip does know how it feels!!
Makes you appreciate being home after a experience like that, and don't care if the lid is up or down, just as long as it's inside! At least they weren't chiggers, or ticks! Ouch!

C.W.
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 6/30/2008 8:53:51 PM
LOL Rip...I got a visual...ouch gf!
The story about the saran wrap takes me back to my oldest two sons and their not so funny pranks...although I laugh now

They pulled the saran game on me...needless to say at the time, it was NOT funny, now it's hysterical....they also coated the toilet seat with ben gay once...I was um, er, ah, not amused...talk about a hot butt!

I just can't wait til their babies are old enough for me to share the stories so they can pay them back for me!

Ahhh, the trials of being a single mom with a housefull of boys! It was rough I tell you...rough! I could write a book on bad boys and their warped sense of humor and the years they spent grounded to their rooms...LOL!
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 12:22:35 PM
Rip....remind me not to shake hands with men in a bar anymore....
I'm hearing they go to the men's room....
they have beer in one hand, you-know-what in the other....
you know they're not setting that beer down to wash those hands
 debisusanne

Joined: 5/29/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 12:28:55 PM
Oh.. theres an easy answer to this.. DISINFECTANT SPRAY

Yes.. do you think id scare men away if i sanitize them first??
 BBBADmustang

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 12:29:10 PM
Not all men do that one handed stunt. Guys who've worked in office atmosphere's wash frequently from habit wherever they go. Lots of handshakes in professional setting.

I agree. Yuk on someone who doesn't... saw that at Boogie Fever
 Hodgie G

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 12:33:54 PM
oh always wash ...just gotta set the beer down on the counter
 debisusanne

Joined: 5/29/2008
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Posted: 7/1/2008 12:41:34 PM
I think you need to sanitize the beer bottle too
 Tnmanalone

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 1:49:09 PM
I know this is off topic..but finish my beer, or have a friend watch it, because it takes me both hands, LMAO..... and than everthing is all smiles when you come out. Ya, Ladies I have hard enough time dancing with you, so the 3rd thing, a beer bottle stays at the table...

C.W.

P.S. Leave seat up, lid down... Sorry no cats!! If I did, would probaly keep seat down to.
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 1:53:37 PM
LOL CW...don't you mean lid up and seat down?
 Tnmanalone

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 1:56:05 PM
Robin, Thanks, we have a habit of getting turned around..but even that would be hard to do!!

C.W.
 debisusanne

Joined: 5/29/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 2:24:28 PM
im sure you guys hate it when the lid and seat abruptly fall.. while your doing your deed.
 Hodgie G

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 2:35:28 PM
oh yes hate those fuzzy seat covers they cause the lid to fall so you have to put your hand on it to keep it up ( the lid that is )

i'm not one to drink my beer in the bathroom
i hardly ever drink beer but have seen guys doing it
 debisusanne

Joined: 5/29/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 2:39:40 PM
lol.. one time i went to the bathroom.. and OF course left my drink at the table..

When i came back.. some girl was drinking it.. EW EW EW..

Im like.. id have rather taken it to the toilet.. !!!
 Hodgie G

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 3:34:12 PM
i have come back to my beer after going to the bathroom to find cigarettes in it
now thats nasty
 lighthouse lady

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 3:41:34 PM
I HATE those signs in the ladies room that say.......(yes, they do, guys....)

IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATIE!

And no one ever does.......EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
 michkat55000

Joined: 5/4/2008
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 3:52:42 PM
^^^^^ oh yes lhl...much worse, at least in your home you know the culprit
 Tnmanalone

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 3:58:41 PM
LHL...Ours was, the mints are for refresh the air not to swallow!! Above the Urinal.

If I saw a sign in our bathroom calling us a SWEETIE, I will know now, am in wrong bathroom. Did happen once and could not figure out, why all stalls ( Ladies we have a urinal or trough also, if your at a ball park)and there was a couch in there....Some guy was standing in front of the WO ON WOMEN PART...All I saw was the men part..of course I was lucky no women were in there and none came in till I was done!!

C.W.
 lighthouse lady

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 4:02:01 PM
Then, you musta missed all the PHONE NUMBERS and the 'so-n-so sucks in bed' comments! The TRUTH is right there......in the ladie's urinals!
 Tnmanalone

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 4:12:01 PM
LHL...Just could never see a Lady using one of our urinals Just can't see that picture in my mind..Will have to look closer when I'm back up in Michigan!! I just don't think you have one in there, or you gone CO-ED!!

C.W.

P.S. There was nothing on the walls! Should I have wrote something!
 lighthouse lady

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Today's Michigan Question for the Genders
Posted: 7/1/2008 4:14:23 PM
Nope.....we like SEATS.....and graffiti!
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