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|Charge him for the calls. He's not going to have a relationship with you. Hence the excuse about his kid. |
Posted: 7/22/2009 7:52:22 PM
|tell him you want your lawn cut and the weeds pulled and you'll think about listening to his nasty azzzzz|
Posted: 7/22/2009 7:54:50 PM
|call him collect.......|
Posted: 7/22/2009 8:06:26 PM
|Easy next time he calls just ask him for his credit card number and let him know that he has the choice of 3 scripts.|
1) the freak script...no holds barred baby @ 5.99 min
2) the barbie script...**** with a hairbrush series @ 4.99 min
3) wife next door...gimme some attention or I'll fvck your wife too @ 3.99 min
See if he gets the hint. If you do get the credit card number, go shopping!
Win/Win if you ask me.
Posted: 7/23/2009 5:10:17 AM
|LOL....very funny miss comtemplative.....|
Posted: 7/28/2009 11:36:40 PM
|Nothing new about phone sex, it's been around for at LEAST the past 30 to 35 years. Ask any guy who's worked as an overnight radio DJ, especially on weekends. I had friends who went through that in the very late '70s. I myself experienced it during the mid '80's.|
Females of ALL ages (most in their teens, some as young as 12 and 13) hear a guy's voice on the radio late at night, they get horny and call him up at 2am. They always want him to talk dirty to them while they lay in bed playing with themselves. After they have their orgasm it's "I havta go now, g'bye." *click*
If only I could've gotten paid by the minute for that *sigh*........
Posted: 7/29/2009 12:55:23 AM
I have been getting to know my neighbor. We are very physically attracted to each other. He has told me that he does not want a relationship until his 11 year old daughter is older. The problem I see is he wants phone sex. When he is horny he calls to get off on the phone and then I dont hear from him until he wants to do this again. What should a person do as this is just not fair and why do you think he is doing this.
I am honestly not an expert, but I do really believe you should not be participating in any sexual activity you do not enjoy. If the phone sex does not also turn you on and light up your evening, then don't bother. And if your neighbor is not interested in making certain you are actually enjoying yourself, the man is a complete creep.
For the record, there is nothing wrong with you enjoying phone sex with your neighbor. Even without a formal relationship - you are all grown up and can do what you want (promise!) It actually sounds pretty funny - unless you are being hurt.
Imagine - at the corner market and running into your neighbor, who will immediately think of what you said to him last night as you run your fingers lovingly over the cucumbers and ignore him (after all, you don't have a relationship) - that is solid gold :D
Posted: 7/29/2009 7:02:27 AM
|Tell him you're not interested, and don't engage in phone sex with him if that's not what you want. It sounds like that's about all he's looking for from you, at least at this point. If you're not okay with that arrangement, don't engage in it.|
Posted: 7/29/2009 11:56:56 AM
|I'll take some good phone sex!! |
Posted: 7/29/2009 12:45:43 PM
|My god... your 44 cant you figure that out on your own, I mean really, do you need written directions? |
Posted: 12/6/2009 4:32:30 PM
|I do it with my guy friend, we have been for a year and a half now. I like it. We did do more for about 7 months but he moved away, not that far. But we just stopped with the other (not my choice) but have the phone sex. If I didn't like it, I wouldn't do it.|
Posted: 12/6/2009 4:47:32 PM
|you must like it too or you wouldn`t make yourself available for it.|
Posted: 12/6/2009 5:30:57 PM
|Talk really dirty, get him excited then ask for his credit card info or tell him your stroking your penis too. I doubt you'd hear from him again.|
Posted: 12/7/2009 11:44:04 AM
|I say keep doing it . if you enjoy it in the least , and I'm sure he does too . |
See if he'll come over and mow your lawn or wash your car in exchange for it next time . Way as well use him too
Posted: 12/7/2009 1:17:24 PM
|So many people dog people out about liking phonesex. Yeah I know some people do like it, or think it's pointless, and I really can understand that point of view. But for some out here, it can serve a real purpose. Now, yes it's not the real thing, but hey at least it's not just you doing your thing alone.|
Posted: 12/7/2009 4:49:35 PM
|Text him the phone number of a sex call centre. Failing which, threaten to send him a bill!|
Posted: 12/8/2009 3:40:31 PM
|Of course it's mutual. I enjoy doing it. I wouldn't do it if I didn't like it.|
Posted: 12/8/2009 10:53:25 PM
|You just need to cut off all contact with him. Find a man who wants a real relationship and not just phone/net based. And who won't use you. |
Or next time he calls...say ...oh, can you just hold for a minute? and put the phone down and walk away. lol..jk, I used to do that to annoying telemarketers.
Posted: 2/21/2010 11:30:53 AM
|Phone sex is a lot of fun. However it should be enjoyed by both parties. He's not going to have a relationship with you maybe because of his daughter maybe not. I think he is using you and he will continue just as long as you let him..|
Posted: 2/21/2010 3:11:54 PM
|That is too funny, How guys get women to put up with that crap??|
If a guy tells me he can’t have a relationship because of this or that, I will send
him to fu(uk) himself.
lady, he does not like you, he is not into you, but you available
to help him out. you MUST stop being so stupid on put him on his place,
Posted: 2/21/2010 4:35:39 PM
|Hey do they make phone size condoms? Just so long as it doesn't call itself in the morning.|
Remember to clean it after each use too.
Posted: 2/21/2010 5:19:58 PM
|Cretin Revenge - Buy an outdoor loudspeaker, attach to the outside of your house facing the neighbors. Wire it to a small amplifier from Radio Shack or Best Buy, whatever is cheaper|
Next time he calls, hook the phone up on speaker phone to the amp, so the whole hood hears him
This is expecially good at 2AM in the morning!
Posted: 2/21/2010 5:56:13 PM
|Sorry....but are you really that dense that you can't figure this out??? I think by posting this, its apparent as to why he chooses you to call........|
Sign up for caller ID and then........Don't answer the phone!
Posted: 2/21/2010 9:28:58 PM
|I hope I'm wrong..|
But it sounds like your being used.
You are literaly hos "booty call"
Posted: 2/21/2010 9:56:29 PM
|Me thinks you've answered your own questions, he's just getting off on you when he's horny and you aren't happy with it...respect yourself and cut him loose!|