| Cheesiest Pick up lines
Posted: 7/10/2008 3:14:01 PM | I use the old standards that have established reliability.. 
My favorite and most productive is: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"?
-Suth'nBoy 
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Posted: 7/10/2008 3:16:18 PM | Walk up to a woman and say:Do you have any portuguese in you?Usually they say no...Want some?
Want to taste something my mother made? | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 3:17:17 PM | This personally I wouldn't ever say but..
Man goes up to girl "Riddle for you, whats the exact difference between a peni$ and a chicken drum stuck?"
Girl (rather taken unawares).."er...dunno!"
Man.. "Great, fancy a picnic then!"
Laughs all around...or big slap. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 3:26:39 PM | some funny lines have been stated, here are a few of mine that have proven successful.
while standing at the bar waiting on the bartender an attractive man right next to me dropped something and knelt down to pick it up, to which i looked down at him and said "while your down there..." he smiled from ear to ear and bought me drinks the rest of the night and we dated for 2 years.
another, i noticed a man looking at me whilst i was on the dance floor with my friends...when the song was over i said 'if you wanna dance with me all you have to do is ask' and i walked away...he was over within minutes!
the cheesiest said to me, a drunken man came up and said "i saw you on the way to the can and you look kinda interesting, can i buy you a drink?" ROFLMAO
and the best i ever used...i asked the bartender to ask a guy across the bar that had been 'eyeing me up' if he wanted a blow job from me...his eyes lit up and and smiled from across the bar...to which i promptly had the bartender mix up the blowjob shot and place it in front of him.
ahhhh, the days of hanging out in the bar in my 20's...good times!! | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 3:46:02 PM | As I strolled past two guys while wearing high heels: "Hey baby....you got legs and I bet you know how to use them!"
~Sexy Vixen 4u~ | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 3:54:58 PM | (Tossing a coin) "If it's heads, you have to go out with me."
"If it's tails, I have to go out with YOU!" | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 4:05:58 PM | | Had a man come up to me and tell me "gal your as cute as a speckled dog" He was from Mississippi so that may have been a compliment. Not sure. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 5:14:07 PM | | You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you? | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 6:54:27 PM | Got this one once from a complete stranger in a bus park..."I love you...Sex?"  | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 6:18:28 AM | I've heard (from a much older gentleman with a combover, a really bad sports jacket and "that" leer)
"Oh baby, you put the OW in WOW" (he then licked his lips)
I was at a loss for words and my quick-thinking friend looked him square in the eye and said "And you put the OSS in gross --- now get away from her" | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 10:01:09 AM | | But isn't it that all "older" gentelmen are supposed to be perverted? | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 1:23:41 PM |
But isn't it that all "older" gentelmen are supposed to be perverted?
I wonder if this is a sign of future senility? ...The whole doing and saying random and obsene things lol | |
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| Cheesiest Pick up lines
Posted: 7/11/2008 1:25:21 PM |
I wonder if this is a sign of future senility? ...The whole doing and saying random and obsene things lol
Then I must be senile already. | |
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| Cheesiest Pick up lines
Posted: 7/11/2008 2:33:33 PM | | A guy I know also on pof was teasing me about the number of men I've met through this site. He says "honey, do you want me to look after you..y'know you shouldn't go shopping when your hungry" | |
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| Cheesiest Pick up lines
Posted: 7/11/2008 3:27:07 PM | Funny stuff.. here are a few more classics.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What's your sign?
Where have you been all my life?
Keep them coming. lol | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 4:26:49 PM | A girl asked me if i had Indian in me and i said"yea do you"she said"no"than i said "do you want some"
*tell a girl an awkward morning beats a boring night anytime
*tell her you want to shake her daddy's hand | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 6:39:29 PM | | When I worked in a bakery, a guy said, "you're the sweetest thing in here. Can I have you to go?" | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 6:47:30 PM | | You don't really want my entire collection, do you? (That's worth some bucks!) K, I'll Be Back w/the top 3. (Besides the old, "R U Jamaican? Cause Ja-makin me crazy" type.) | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 7:14:07 PM | Maybe not the cheesiest of ALL TIME, but in the top 20:
Tried on me:
(At a nice restaurant) "Why don't we blow this pop-stand & go back to my place for something Really Good to eat?"
(At her place, 1st date) "Is that a pepperoni in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
(In a business setting, in the elevator) "So, is there an orally talented tongue to match your voice?"
Tried on her:
(At a club) "I heard milk does a body good, but, dam*! How much have You been drinking?"
(At a club) "Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket, 'cause you have "fine" written all over your face."
(Anywhere) "R you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see" or "R you from Arkansas, 'Cause you're the only 10 I saw."
(Anywhere) "Did you read the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of Vitamin Me."
(Anywhere) "I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock." | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 7:29:10 PM |
(At her place, 1st date) "Is that a pepperoni in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Do you know the actual size of a pepperoni??? If it wasn't sliced, it would just be salami or sausage...Wasn't much of a pick up line...lol | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 8:49:12 PM | This happeneed to me at Barnes & Noble
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No
Can I? | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 11:26:43 PM | I think mine tops the list:
"Do you live alone?"
"Uh, that's a scary first IM question, like big bad wolf scary"
"Are you Little Red Riding Hood?"
"Uh, no"
"Do you like it in the a$$"
"Uh no, do you?????"
Thank God for the block button. | |
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Posted: 7/12/2008 2:26:37 PM | This was the best pick-up line I ever heard and it was used on me .... I'm not joking ...
at a bar, a young woman who I was just introduced to that evening leaves the table to go the restroom ... comes back and smiles and says "did you put a ruffee in my drink?" ... I say "no I wouldn't do that" .... then .... she says and I'm not kidding .... she says "I wish you had" .... so I said "uhhhhhhhh" .... "uhhhhhhh" and what happened the rest of the evening is why I'm in therapy ... forever ... | |
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Posted: 7/12/2008 7:37:47 PM | Hey, Nat (msg48) I stole Ur line & used it a few minutes ago in line @ the liquor store,
to a nice bubble-butt blonde. Changed it to a mirror in Ur keychain, & along w/other smoothing clothing comments, got a huge smile & blush. Clerk cracked up, guy ahead of me said she was waiting for me outside. Didn't have time to go look for her. | |
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Posted: 7/12/2008 7:55:48 PM |
Do you know the actual size of a pepperoni??? If it wasn't sliced, it would just be salami or sausage...Wasn't much of a pick up line...lol
Worked for Pam, baby. For about 6 months, actually. She found out right away it was a huge Kielbasa. Hey, some salami is 3" across, what'chu talking about. | |
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