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| Cheesiest Pick up lines
Posted: 7/18/2008 6:49:17 PM | Yeah, Becs... Definitely sounds like THAT one's tryin' wayyyyy too hard, lol!
there's tryin too hard n there's jus plain nasty!! | |
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Posted: 7/19/2008 2:53:29 AM | | i think the best and also the cheesiest pickup line i have ever heard was" excuse me i seem to forgotten my phone number can i have yours..... | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 10:11:26 AM | Man to woman: "excuse me can I borrow a quarter?"
Woman: "uh sure but why?"
Man: "My Mom said to call her when I met the woman of my dreams." | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 10:18:18 AM | Another favorite:
Man to woman, rush up to her looking all worried: "are you ok? are you hurt?"
Woman: "no I'm fine why?"
Man: "because you are an angel and that fall from heaven must have hurt." | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 10:20:08 AM | I had a guy asked me if I like spicy food and I told him certain spicy food but I am not all for hot spicy food and then he said "Is that why you are so hot!"  | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 7:48:50 PM | Ok so we've heard all of the "Cheesiest" lines and I have to say that some of these are pretty damned funny!
But I have to wonder, ......... girls, .... what is the best that made your heart pound or completly flatter you?
P.S for all of you guys that acutally used a fraction of these, ... thank you for the entertainment.  | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 8:12:09 PM | | i had someone last night online said to me about his "unit of measurement." i was like wtf? i hate when ppl email me sayin u must be sweet like brownsugar, im like so old! i dont like pickup lines i like ppl who can use creative words to get ur attention not some high school pickup line! | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 8:39:23 PM | | Some guy once came up to me and asked me to hold his cell phone for a minuate. He then said, "Thanks, i'll call u later." Then he walked away. I stood there in shock and he came back 4 his phone after a minute. That has always been my favortie one! | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 9:58:04 PM | I find humor in everything - The pick up line I thought was funny and the best
I've heard was while I was waiting for my table , had a glass a wine sitting at the bar
after work and this man said to me that had nice eyes and a smile hey you look like
you need laid , I turned and laughed said darling you look like your about to get slapped .
To make a long story short he paid for my drink and he invited me to sit
have dinner with him and no he did not get laid instead gained a friend and dated for
awhile. The thought of it now writting about it makes me laugh cause it was kind a
cute and he did turn out to be not so bad of guy!
Winks Thanks for posting this topic 
Yours, Brenny | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 9:58:49 PM | this one made me chuckle and smile; ........i really like this line alot ! the guy would definitely make me smile and laugh and like him too.........cool line............. | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 5:21:39 AM | | The worst one I ever heard...a co worker was in a bar and a guy walked up to her and said 'Hey, you gonna feed that thing before it makes a hole in your pants?...she was dumb enough to go home with him...go figure! | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 10:49:52 AM | I recently got a parking ticket and proceeded to argue with the meter maid about the positions of the signs (its DC, so NOTHING is ever clear). She was cute and not terribly argumentative, and I knew that I was in the wrong. Besides, she could call for a tow.
So she says, "You can always take me to Court . . ."
I say, "I'd rather take to you lunch."
She liked that so much, I got a hug. Well we exchanged phone numbers and she liked the first hug so much, I got another and a kiss. Eventually we connected a few days later. The only problem was, she wanted me to take her shopping for new clothes on Connecticutt Avenue in exchange for "what ever you want, daddy". I'm not into compensation for sex, so that was that. I paid the $30 ticket.
Lesson One: The next time a cute law enforcement official says, "you can always take me to Court", check for a ring and if none, you respond with "I'd rather take you to lunch/dinner/etc".
Lesson Two: Be wary of meter maid prostitutes! | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 3:37:24 PM | I had this one used on me (same guy different nights).
Very important: use this line before you drink to much, otherwise it loses its sincerety and just sounds like a horny drunk guy:
1st night: Ask the woman for her name. Then (whether she answers or not) tell her you needed to know her name as you will be calling it out later that night when you're alone.
2nd night: Go up to the woman, state a time (like 1 am the night before) and ask her if she heard anthing.
3rd night: Tell her you had the most magnificent sex the last 2 nights that you have ever experienced in your life. If she doesn't throw her drink in your face or walk away, then add "but I'm sure you already know, as you were there too".
Lastly, as you are ready to walk out the door, hand her your ph# or address and tell her the you and her will be having sex again that night, and that you would like the sex with her to be more than just in your dreams.
You said you wanted the strangest/most unusual, but you didn't state shortest | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 4:15:56 PM |
Posted By: Calysta on 7/13/2008 2  12 AM Subject: Cheesiest Pick up lines Message: Hey, some salami is 3" across One word = Ow! ...I wonder if it would feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway if a smaller guy went for a girl who had someone that big...lol
I can give you a few ex-girlfriends' numbers and you can have them ask their new boyfriends... 
Alright the worst possible pickup line
Baby, do you live on a chicken farm? No? Because you sure know how to raise a c*ck! | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 4:36:13 PM | "Um, I know this is totally random, and you're probably wondering what I'm doing here, but I just wanted to let you know that you have to be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen... Wanna dance?"
Too bad he was a bad dancer lol | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 4:42:55 PM |
Here's one...
Your skins so soft....
it puts the lotion on the skin or it get the hose again!!! | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 8:27:15 PM | | "I'm mad at my doctor, he did not put you on the prescription list" | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 9:29:47 PM | | My friend told me this one- to be a smart arse.... He was laying next to his girlfriend and being cheeky she goes 'are you trying to get in my pants or something' he said 'No, if i wanted to get in your pants id do this' He then proceeded to pull her pants off her and put them on himself. Nice play of words Rhys...had to have been there.... | |
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Awe, .. that was so sweet. 
