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 pdxKatherine

Joined: 6/7/2008
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Posted: 7/30/2008 11:05:15 PM
Best pick-up line...I told a guy I had met on April 15th that I had to leave an after work party because I needed to mail my taxes in at the downtown post office. He asked if he could catch a ride because he needed to file his extension. I found it to be very funny.

Worst line...... my creepy neighbor who ran the municipal pool used on me whenever I went to swim, "Hey Katherine I'm glad to see your back," and then he would drop his eyes to my chest and leer, "and your front."-GROSS!!!
 janeplane

Joined: 7/18/2008
Msg: 127
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Posted: 7/31/2008 1:12:51 PM
A guy came up to me and a few girlfriends once and said "It must be recess in heaven if they're letting all the angels out." It was so cheesy it was funny.
 MrMacarbe

Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 128
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Posted: 8/19/2008 5:19:42 AM
"It may not look like it, but I am actually a lot drunker than I look... which means you aren't nearly as attractive as I think you are..."
 thesilverdevil97

Joined: 8/8/2008
Msg: 129
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Posted: 8/19/2008 10:48:28 AM
I have almost zero dating experience, so I got nothing to give tell you guys, but I did want to say I have laughed myself silly reading all of this! This is great. I love this place.
 madtigger

Joined: 3/25/2008
Msg: 130
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Posted: 8/19/2008 12:26:37 PM
try this one out . works every time girls.
you shirt would look better on my floor in the morning.

or here 50 cents go ring your mother and tell her you wont be home.

good luck lol
 tiffyg72

Joined: 8/9/2008
Msg: 131
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Posted: 8/19/2008 12:27:02 PM
I was dating this guy a few years ago and it always seem to be way too funny everytime I think about it.... "you make a good egg"
 kattapult

Joined: 3/22/2008
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Posted: 8/19/2008 12:39:29 PM
"Do you have any Iranian in you?"
"No"
"Do you want some in you?"

lol
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