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 R to the H

Joined: 8/11/2004
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 6:42:14 AM
someones been reading the Metro on her way to work

I heard a story from a friends mother who tried on her mothers wedding dress that was in the attic. When she put it on loads of spiders poured out...(shivers)
 *jan-tastic*

Joined: 10/12/2007
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 6:47:01 AM

So tempted to say I already have a couple of fairly hefty puppies in there... But then thought... Noooo .... So I won't say any of that

Me too, Pants, me too!!! Although I do believe that my puppies are not rottweiler sized like yours, more like poodle sized!!!

OP I have never had an animal in my bra, however, I have had a few pigs try!!!
 Urban Flower

Joined: 4/14/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 6:47:40 AM
The only thing in my bra is a couple of bee stings How could she not have known there was something in her bra!Must have been putting it on with her eyes shut!
 R to the H

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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 7:35:34 AM

How could she not have known there was something in her bra


I bet it was the 'Jack Master'
 jack matser

Joined: 6/10/2005
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 7:48:49 AM
It wasn't me, I wasn't there, I was in someone elses knickers...no not wearing them...oh I give up, I dont know why I bother...guess theres a few out there who wish I didn't.

Did you know that if you get bit by a bat you'd become batman.....probably.
 victoriacross

Joined: 6/8/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 9:10:29 AM
If I found an animal in my bra, first thing I would do would be to ask myself.....what the hell am I wearing a bra for?
Anyway, bats are becoming so rare nowadays, I think all single women should give a home to one. Don't be a booby, save a bat today!
 r4reliable

Joined: 2/4/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 9:49:37 AM
A scottish woman neighbour of mine had crabs(in her pants)...i told her to go get them seen to at the dr's.
She wouldn't though as she thought they were money spiders lol
 *forkeeps*

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 10:17:35 AM
I was doing some voluntary work, creating a bog garden and wild life garden to attract , well wild life, and a lady bird flew down my bra front. see...it worked.
 TimR_

Joined: 12/12/2007
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Posted: 7/10/2008 10:20:00 AM

Tall Graham:
Luckily it started buzzing when I got them out the draw. Now I always shake them first, as they come out the draw and role them up to the toes before putting them on in case anything else, that doesn't buzz, has got inside.

oh come on no one has picked on thispart if the post .... what is happening here

So anyone else had issues with things out of the underwear drawer buzzing unexpectedly ???
 BBWactress

Joined: 1/7/2007
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 10:34:22 AM
chance would be a fine thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 rev_guilliano

Joined: 4/17/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 11:04:53 AM
I'd be wondering why I was wearing a bra..... I don't think my man boobs are that bad yet!
 Sexytrish36

Joined: 8/22/2007
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 11:07:02 AM

Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?


Firstly.. id be able to get two bloody beached whales in my bra, its so flipping huge.. but thinking of getting them sorted so that only a dor mouse could live in it!!

Secondly.. if i found anything in my bra, other than whats supposed to be in there, id FREAK!!!
 aitche

Joined: 12/22/2007
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 11:25:34 AM
Well, we're told we're supposed to check for moles already.


H.x
 *~Krysteene~*

Joined: 1/31/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 11:37:40 AM
So now we gotta start checking for bats, spiders, wasps, etc..??? lol

I don't recall ever having an animal of any kind in any of my underwear. But I do remember coming home from work one day (worked at a bbq place at the time) and finding pieces of bbq in my bra, between my breasts. Nice little holding place for a snack later, I guess


Krys
 Mahavishnu BBZ

Joined: 6/17/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 1:36:47 PM
It was only a simple revenge scare. Call it tit for bat...
coat please
 Mahavishnu BBZ

Joined: 6/17/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/10/2008 2:30:24 PM

Depends on how
much of an animal
he was


Trust you to lower the tone!

Are you ready to see the most talked about tent in history next week?

Maybe a bat'll get in and liven things up a bit!
 curlyb136

Joined: 5/30/2008
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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 7/11/2008 8:31:48 AM
[By the time my ample breasts have completely filled my DD cups,there's no room for a piece of tissue paper,] Crikey christ if you are DD why oh why would you want to stuff them with tissue as Liam Gallagher says '' NO NEED'' lol lol
 dude/2

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Wot would u do if an animal was in your bra?
Posted: 8/26/2008 11:35:29 AM
years ago going up to the cottage in spring for the first time...in those day the mattreses were just cotton filled...going to bed was like a real challenge... as I lay there trying to get to sleep, I could fell all the mice squeezing around trying to get out from under my weight... I assume they also had all their nests in there....
Worst of all , if you snaked on cheese and crackers before going to bed, then unknowingly brush your hair back with your hand.... but , the problem lay when you went off to bed.. it was`nt too long before you woke up and feel three or four mice on your forehead or pillow ... combing your hair through their teeth to try and get at that cheese in your hair....
The mice Iam talking about are commonly called Kangaroo mice ,.. or wood mice...they are truly cute and can be quite friendly !!!.....
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