| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 12:44:43 PM | | Another thing is to pay attention, and warn yourself. Just before a guy cums, his****gets a little stiffer, especially just under the hole. If your tongue senses some extra stiffening there, pull away quick. | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 2:04:28 PM | I've been lucky to always have a lot of woman as close friends. I've been told 3 things in regards to this subject.....
1. A man should always give a "heads up" before he unleashes.
2. If a woman really knows what she is doing, she will be able to tell when he's about to cum.
3. One gal told me she always keeps her thumb pressed against the bottom of his penis to block the stream, that way she said she can decided how she wants to swallow it. | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 2:33:41 PM |
One gal told me she always keeps her thumb pressed against the bottom of his penis to block the stream, that way she said she can decided how she wants to swallow it.
There's more than one way?
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 3:59:12 PM |
1. A man should always give a "heads up" before he unleashes. 2. If a woman really knows what she is doing, she will be able to tell when he's about to cum. 3. One gal told me she always keeps her thumb pressed against the bottom of his penis to block the stream, that way she said she can decided how she wants to swallow it.
Ad 1: During most BJs, the head IS up. Ad 2: If so, then why rule 1? Ad 3: Ouch! | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 4:10:56 PM | haha....One gal told me she always keeps her thumb pressed against the bottom of his penis to block the stream, lol yup thats the one..if you want to see them squirm this is the one!!talk about torture but ah they will get usto it haha not..........................hey damon come on now whats the other way..plz do spill the beans lol im waitin i know when the volcano is blowin but willin to learn more on the hold back.....lol what for desert? | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 4:24:01 PM |
hey damon come on now whats the other way..plz do spill the beans lol im waitin i know when the volcano is blowin but willin to learn more on the hold back.....lol what for desert?
Now, Country... If I start talkin' like that, I'm gonna get lumped in with all the OTHER neanderthals here, lol... Then, no woman in her right mind'll want me!
Besides, if I gave away the secrets to self-control and respectability, what would I have left?
Uh... Ya know how there's always a few of those bag-tie thingies left over at the end of a box of Hefties?
Shhhhhhhh!!!
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/16/2008 4:35:03 PM |
Ya know how there's always a few of those bag-tie thingies left over at the end of a box of Hefties? Yes, because the OP spits the load into the Heftie and does not use a bag-tie... | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 3:38:45 PM |
Yes, because the OP spits the load into the Heftie and does not use a bag-tie...
That's the most mature and relevant response I've see here yet... You must be one of the shock-wadders. As lucky as a guy like you would be to GET a blowjob(without paying for it...), well... I guess it's fairly clear to what extent you value women beyond their sexual utility.
Fear not, ladies. We're not ALL like this...
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 5:27:51 PM | Just a quick question? if you are so unfocused on what you are doing that you have no idea it is about to happen, why are you with him to begin with?
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 6:25:59 PM | Isn't that kind of selfish? Better him than me.
If my woman squirts in my mouth, face, if she makes me friggin gag think I'm gonna go all sour face and complain?
Talk about a buzz kill. Suck it up and quit bitch'n.
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 7:23:25 PM | Ya know how there's always a few of those bag-tie thingies left over at the end of a box of Hefties?
hey wolf tz i must ask..have you ever wounder why they do that?maybe it cause they are real men and the load is to big there for they cant use the twist tie due to the fact the bag is over flowin lol :modhammer: | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 7:32:57 PM | This is too funny. I joined this site just so I could add to this particular thread.
Are we talking Bimbo here? You didn't notice the stiffening of his penis, his hands on the back of your head pushing and pulling you up and down his shaft. Don't tell me you didn't notice the uncontrollable gagging you had to suffer through as he came closer to orgasm. Was this guy dead or something? You didn't even get a "Who's yer daddy".
If you can't get him to squirm, writhe, and moan, then you must be doing something wrong. | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 7:36:48 PM | Here's my suggestion, try having pleasure while giving pleasure to the one you're suppose to care for, than you'll find out that you'll be so connected together and you'll know when the spermatozoon are about to mistaken the tonsils for the ovule.  | |
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| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 7/17/2008 9:09:13 PM | Gee, out of all the stuff I posted on these forums, I get the heat for that little joke? I was particularly astonished about Damon's reply 'a man like you...' - what is a man like me like? I just answered your Heftie bag-tie question, I doubt it gives you enough information on what kind of man I am, whether when and where I shoot my load during a BJ or whatever else warrants the angry icon.
Shame on you wolftx, you give these Texas men a bad name. Sorry, I did not mean to imply that ALL Texans have a sense of humour. Plus, I am not a Texan, I only lived here for 15 years. Heck, I am not even American. Happy now? | |
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