| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 12:41:08 AM | | You know what? When a guy cums, it just lasts a couple seconds...one big gulp on your part, and it's all over. When we go down on ya'll for 20 minutes or more, ya'll are wet the whole time, so we're tasting and smelling ya'll for the whole time (and some of ya'll don't exactly smell like roses or taste like chocolate)...not just at the climax. We chug more of your juices than you do ours when you do the math. Have some respect and swallow our milkshake. When I cum in a girls mouth, I look at it as my reward to her for her efforts. It's my way of saying "good job". Why would I "WARN" her, as if it's something bad? The whole point of giving your man head is to make him cum. Don't eat the Twinkie if you don't like the cream filling, babe. You could always be lesbian if heterosexual sex acts disgust you. | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 1:01:07 AM | Did you have the spit or swallow conversation? Did he have reason to believe you would like it? If not, then he was rude. Or maybe lacked control, are you good at it? lol
I'd just keep sucking until he hit the roof and say with a smile..oh you came, my bad but I'm wicked. | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 2:27:13 AM | perhaps I am a **** but if the guy was inconsiderate and did that without warning when he eats you out just piss on him. or better yet snowball him with his own cum that will learn him. | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 7:04:59 AM | | ...you must always get the lady informed its good manners. I find that most women appreciate knowing what stage you are at. So I find it sexy to give them the details of the build up... the first tingle, the second, ask her to hold... keep going...then let her know when its about to shoot. This gives her a chance to adjust to where she wants it to shoot...!!! Good manners. | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 7:20:06 AM | "perhaps I am a **** but if the guy was inconsiderate and did that without warning when he eats you out just piss on him. or better yet snowball him with his own cum that will learn him."
.......uhhhh GROSS..... | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 7:30:56 AM | | ....nigh on impossible to explain the feeling Tara, but its the best. All your senses are in that one area of your body, your**** You feel her sucking and her hands working on your**** You feel a sensation deep in your**** that dies, then another and another, if shes expert she senses this and holds off. Then you feel if all off the pleasure that has built up explode through your****. The feeling is indense as all your cum and feelings rocket through your stiff****.. | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 8:35:40 AM | Very unusual, letting your partner know your giving him pleasure is key
one would think he would want to communicate to use before the act is complete
my advice ... check please | |
|
| |
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 11:16:43 AM | I still think any woman who does not enjoy swallowing, should warn her partner upfront..."Dude...I suck, but I don't swallow!" There is nothing wrong with not having a taste for the stuff...but since it IS a normal reaction to oral sex...it should not be assumed that he knows to warn you or stop!
In fact...I have been told..."I am going to cum" and it kinda killed the moment for me...cause I like the spontaneity...the surprise! ;) | |
|
| |
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 11:41:26 AM | Classic post!
Evidently, some of our readers aren't aware that Lindjen is a guy. Oooops.
Secondly, it reminds me of an old British story.
Her-"Darling".
Him, distracted. "Yes, dear?"
Her-"You've arrived."
Him-"So I have. Thank you, dear." | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 11:51:25 AM | Swann...lol...well, someone did point out that it is different for us...since we do not blow loads...but I say if we ladies want equality, to treat it as true equality! ;)
BigPaul...Lindjen makes it no secret of who she is...she feels like a woman...good enough! :) And the poster below her, only said she made it sound so sexy...which she DID. ;) | |
|
| |
| |
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 12:17:19 PM | Hey, HK.
What would be a good warning?
"I'm cumming" seems pretty pedestrian.
Tsunami alert!
Thar she blows!
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1
Houston, we have liftoff.
Look out below.
Honey, I wasn't sure how you felt about it, so I figured I would ask. I am ready to ejaculate. Are you prepared?
Want it inya or onya?
Any suggestions, folks? What should we say? | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 12:32:32 PM | ^^ LOL Swanns idea..."There she bloooowsss!" LOL
I have actually had the "want it inya or onya" one!!! 
"Oh...my...gawd!!!" has a waaay too many connatations!
"Squirt time!" ???
Where oh where is HardCandyLicks when we need these answers?!  | |
|
MrT.
|
Joined: 7/3/2008
Msg: 217 | |
| |
| |
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 12:50:39 PM | Nice. A musical number.
How about Rick Moranis' part of the song "Feed me, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors? It seems appropriate, with a slight rewrite.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Should I just stay,
and blast away my ejaculation?
Or should I go and perform
masturbation? | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 2:23:26 PM | Great, BigPaul! Now I have "Suddenly Seymour" stuck in my head!!
Which might actually be even more appropriate! ;)
Lift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face, clean as the mornin'
(BUT NOT FOR LONG...cause here I cum?!) | |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 6:35:15 PM | Slightly off topic but I had thoughts of Myself and Lindjen involved within this post, and now I come back and read more. . . .What does this mean ?? I am so afraid, what of my future, is this a compliment for Lindjen??? Hope so, sweetie, you are very attractive.
Back to post, I would like to know more about anyone else thinking how great the impromtu prostate exam was, not too many comments, maybe it is not participated in that often.
For my answer, I always discuss beforehand, communication is the key to happiness, which often results in a happy penis. . .
| |
|
| HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT!
Posted: 7/21/2008 7:42:56 PM | This has got to be the funniest post I have ever read,,,
If my balls are on your banging on your chin,,,
I would expect nothing less than a big fat grin,,,
But, I can only remember three,,,
Of the thousands of loads I've dropped,,,
That didn't turn their touge soles into a mop,,,
This post is ridiculous if you have someone's****in your mouth
you should expect nothing less than the full effect, and for all
the women that post, WE, should be communicating, in fact I think we are!
If I trust you enough to put my****in your mouth,
I wouldn't
expect you to turn your head south,,,
You have my****in your mouth...
WHAT, exactly do you think is going to happen?
I would think that all the communication necessary,,,
has already been CUM,,,MUNACATED,
by simple****SUCK TION,,,
just my toughts...lol
thekeyzguy369 | |
|
| |
| |
| |
Home
login 
