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Posted: 7/16/2008 5:47:38 PM | Maybe just buy him a pair of socks. If he looks disappointed after unwrapping his gift, then blow him to make him feel better about it... | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 6:02:09 PM | You don't want to buy him a present because you don't want him to think your interested in dating but you want to suck his d***. Oh the irony is too rich not to point out.
My advice is go for a nice card and a gift certificate. You can't get STD's that way and the rumor mill won't go into full swing. | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 6:04:10 PM | Say what?!?! Can't ya just sing Happy Birthday and give him a card?!?! Oh yeah Deep throating the guy won't give him any ideas about hookin' up with ya!!  As well - everyone loves pity sex! Nice of ya to want to boost his ego!! (um his or yours?) Yeah do it - word won't get around and you won't get a reputation at all! Go for it!!  | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 6:53:09 PM | | i did that to my friend last week for his b-day. he loved it! do it! | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 7:00:48 PM |
I would explanation the situation to him before you actually gave him a BJ. Maybe he wouldn't be interested in receiving one.
Oh look! Monkeys flying out of my butt! | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 7:12:57 PM | | I have a few guy friends whom I love dearly, but they will not be getting birthday blowjobs by me. If they want one, they can go pay someone or find their own lady to unwrap their package. | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 11:00:19 PM | | Geez.. What are ya gonna give him for Christmas?? OMG!!! | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 11:03:48 PM | be aggressive... go take him... then talk to him afterwards... tell him you want to keep this between you and him ... and that you also want to remain friends...
no harm at all... and you get the joy of having some fun with him. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 4:30:59 AM | Almost sounds like a birthday h o o k e r?
The idea grosses me out and I find it hmm weird. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 4:31:31 AM | cupcakegirlmn
Is this behavior normal in the US or what? | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 4:45:06 AM | I am just shaking my head... as LL said
*shakes her head and mumbles.... a pity suck... who'd've thunk?*
You have got to be kidding...
Note: Not all London girls do this so don't change your summer travel plans ...
~Charmed~ | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 4:47:20 AM | Whenever I rack my brain as to what to buy a male friend, I can honestly say I've never, ever thought about giving a guy a blowjob for a birthday gift.
You say he's not dating any women so maybe he's gay? You going down on him could REALLY freak him out.
Do you know him well? I mean, does he have morals? Ya know, there are some guys out there who won't do anything sexual with a woman who has a boyfriend. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 5:14:45 AM |
Hes always been nice to me, he even fixed some things of my car for free. I really don't want to buy him a present because i don't want him to think I want to be his girlfriend or anything. The thing is I am not sure of the consequences. I know we would both enjoy it and it might even help his self esteem and make him more outgoing but I don't want him to think I do this to other guys who arent my boyfriend (I don't).
What the hell is it???
Why would you want to give some guy a bj because he has been nice to you and fixed your car ???
What do you expect him to think about you ???
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Posted: 7/17/2008 5:21:50 AM |
I hope your next date reads this thread before dating you so he knows what he's getting into.
yea her in box is probably already full....hell theres probably forty or fifty just standing around waiting for her car to give trouble | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 5:43:40 AM | | I wouldn't surprise him with it. You should let him know whats going on so he doesn't expect it again soon. If he doesn't get it very often though this sounds like the best B-Day he'll have for a while. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 5:51:38 AM | | I think your intentions are good. I would want to know if you plan on being in a state of undress while you do this and how undressed you planned on being. It maybe a bit intimidating for him if he were the only one naked. Then like others have said, talk to him and see if he would like your gift. The other idea might be to give him a "gift certificate" and see if he ever tries to cash it in. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 7:21:22 PM |
Then I would take off his shirt and pants and underwear and you know the rest...
Well, if he lets you wear his clothes, it would be a nice gesture on your part... | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 7:39:32 PM |
Geez.. What are ya gonna give him for Christmas?? OMG!!!
Too funny!!!!  | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 7:55:45 PM | I'm really shy. It's my Birthday. And I am not insulted by pity sex. 
I'm just sayin'.  | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 8:11:21 PM | OMG...i'm sitting here LMAO....
Seriously...this HAS to be the funniest thread all summer long...starting with teh OP and then just getting better and better.
I told my housemate, that's how funny it was...the irony a bj won't make him think gf but a present will? In what fantasy land are you from?
ANyway...he responded by pulling up an old SNK skit/song... can anyone think of it? I'm surprised no one else thought of this..
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It's on You tube if you have never seen it. It was just as hilarious!!!
Anyway, serious answer. A guy like you describe probably has fairly poor social skills, social know how. He is NOT goingto understand it's "just a present". He'll either get a crush on you or think you want him, or "fall in love" with you. Really bad idear all around, I'm sorry.
I agree w/the others that suggest you might have a crush on him yourself, not that you are doing it out of pity or to build yourself up.
Instead of a BJ, how about taking him out like eazk sugg (my god his posts have been on target lately, you go, dude!). At least lunch. Give yourself a chance to get to know him, away from crowds, your other friends, and work. He is just as much of a real man as a more experienced or extroverted guy is. He likely has the same needs, desires, and ability to love. You might be pleasantly surprised. And if not, well, it's just lunch and a thank you for being a good friend.
And....going out on a limb...he'll probably like lunch with you mroe than getting blown. Yeah, I know I"m a girl... but I bet I"m right.
Kaylie | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 9:57:42 PM | | Reminds me of the Rowan Atkinson sketch entitled "With friends like these". The part with the preacher...(& yes, it's on youtube) | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 10:10:36 PM | I'm sorry....what else did you say???
My eyes glazed over right after you said that you were seriously thinking a lot about deep throating him and maybe swallowing. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2008 3:22:36 AM | | Hey, I've helped a lot of women with their cars (and a lot of other things), and never expected or got, more than a thank you. A BJ would have been real nice. If this kind of behavior was more common, you'd NEVER see any woman stuck on the side of the road, ever. Triple A might go out of business, or at lease lower their rates. You can always preface it with, 'I didn't know what to buy you for your birthday, but how about a b!owjob?' What is it about women that you all forget how much guys like sex, and for most of us anyway, don't need that 'emotional connection' that you do in order to enjoy it? If I knew oral sex was waiting for me, I'd start my own road service. A BJ's discount card would have a whole new meaning (is that how the wholesale shopping club got started?). | |
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Posted: 7/18/2008 3:34:24 AM | | dont think its the best idea..its a pity blow job because you feel sorry for him.. how can you even think of that? have you no respect for you or your friend? | |
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Posted: 7/18/2008 3:39:06 AM | oh yes! i think this is a brilliant idea! and i'm sitting here thinking "why didn't i ever think of that?" i can tell you'll be going a long way in whatever career you persue, and i'm sure you'll be very popular among your colleagues.
perhaps as a little token of the occassion you should buy the gentleman a cute little bib and have it embroidered with the phrase "What she doesn't swallow goes here!" wouldn't that be darling, and you could send it to him so that he (hopefully) opens it in front of his mom and dad! really. a brilliant idea all around! | |
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