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Posted: 7/25/2008 8:38:24 PM | | Wow... does Hallmark have one for this occasion?... and never mind the wrapping and bows, but if you give him a blowjob for his birthday - what will you do next year? or Christmas? I mean, you already rang his bell!... and if you give him a blowjob for his birthday, everyone else will want one for theirs... and - Holy crap woman, you could change gift giving as we all know it! Everyman is going to want a birthday swallow. | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 10:14:03 PM | Sorry OP, but you must be dumb as hell.
1. You want to give a guy a blowjob but don't want him to think that you want to be his girlfriend.
2. You're worried about him telling other people about this... while you're posting on the internet that you want to give him a blowjob. You know that there's a picture of you next to this post, right?
3. Most guys who aren't ***hole will not have their self-esteem helped by getting a blowjob from a girl who then tells him they don't want to be his girlfriend, especially if he's never had a girlfriend before. | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 10:53:25 PM | | As for the previous post... most guys (a**holes or not) wouldn't confuse self esteem with a blow job... so if you really really want to give him a bj for his birthday - why not. Just good luck wrapping that one. | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:13:36 PM | Most people blow out candles on thier birthday, but oh well
I think the best gift would be whist deep throating sing (or hum I guess) "Happy Birthday to You" - now that would be hot. Would work with Christmas carols too I s'pose. | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:31:24 PM | | Jingle Ball's would be my favorite christmas carol. | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:38:22 PM | | Deck the balls, Oh cum all ye faithful, the seven joys of mary, all I want for christmas between my two front teeth - the list goes on.... | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 12:18:18 AM |
Just good luck wrapping that one.
 Shes got something to wrap it with, I don't think that's the problem | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 12:21:44 AM | | I am so surprised this thread is still going. It's a wonder a moderator hasn't already seen it and deleted it. I hope they don't. I am still getting a laugh out of this one. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 12:53:46 AM | Sorry OP, but you must be dumb as hell.
Ya think???
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Posted: 7/26/2008 1:36:35 AM | | I think you are a great friend to him/its a tit for tat world.go for it he will thank you and yes swallow. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 2:21:04 AM | | Sounds like a great birthday gift. He might expect more though. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 3:40:47 AM |
The thing is I am not sure of the consequences. I know we would both enjoy it and it might even help his self esteem and make him more outgoing but I don't want him to think I do this to other guys who arent my boyfriend (I don't). He might tell other people though and eventually people at work could find out.What do girls and guys think about this, is this a good idea
I think it's a good idea, got a kinky twist too it and one of those things you can look back on later with a sly smile thinking "I don't believe I did that!"
But things will never be the same afterwards. He may want more than a bj, in terms of physical and emotional. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 3:48:35 AM |
you could change gift giving as we all know it!
It sure would make re-gifting something to think about! | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 3:59:25 AM | This is a cool thing to do if he WAS your boyfriend. I had a girlfriend surprise me with a whole night of fun once...was the best birthday Ive ever had! But we had been together over a year by that point in time.
As a guy I like your sentiment. But as a responsible adult I gotta say bad idea all around. Go get him a Chia Pet or something. lol! | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 3:59:59 AM | Eeeeewwwww......how would you know what to expect down there?...what if he isnt clean???
If this guy is super shy I dont think its a great idea....he will probably freak out...
Why dont you buy him a pair of crocs or a fanny pack and call it a day?........... | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 12:56:34 AM | I am dying to know what she actually did. Will somebody PLEASE message her and ask? She has her limits set pretty strictly; or I'd do it myself.  | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 8:40:25 AM | | maybe you should just start with a handjob | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 9:51:16 AM | Sounds like he may blow faster than candles on his cake! | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 3:27:38 PM | | Blow him and tell everyone you know. You'll get tons of dates | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 3:49:36 PM | i am willing to bet that she has scanned through the replies on here...like too embarrassed to let everyone know what actually has happened.
This is a textbook example of someone who has a very low self esteem. I know that sounds nasty, but I am 99.9% that is the case.
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Posted: 7/28/2008 4:04:40 PM | Since the balance of the free world seems to hinder on my decision in this matter, it is going to be a big "blow" to many when I restate that I DID NOT do it, I already decided a week and a half ago....read message #48 on page 2
I don't have low self esteem and I am not embarrassed about anything I wrote. The whole world doesn't read this message board and I seriously doubt anyone at work would see it. Even if they did I don't care. I didn't even write the guy's name, so what does it matter | |
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