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 rivereye
Joined: 2/19/2008
Msg: 26
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Where, oh where, do you ladies find these guys? Did this guy, by any chance, also E-mail you a picture of his d!ck? Man!
 betterguy
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 27
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 2:26:54 AM
Huh? ...Never heard of that one .
Not interested , she might aim it too low and fill my shoe .
 Mish_Man
Joined: 1/25/2008
Msg: 28
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 3:49:13 AM

I have never had a man ask me to hold his penis while he urinates. That's probably one of the only things I've not been asked to do with one. What is with the men in Indiana that they would ask women to do this? Or maybe it is the women you are hanging out with? Either way, you really might consider getting new acquaintances or moving to a different state. I doubt that Peyton asks his g/f to hold his penis while his goes.


ForumFilly, let me extend a warm welcome to Penis Hold 2008, held at the convention center we just recently renamed after the famous NASCAR driver****Trickle here in lovely Indiana. Make your reservations now - the convention center is filling fast. (I guess we need more bathrooms ...)

Seriously, of course not all guy in Indiana are like this - but I sure got a chuckle out of your reply.

 computergeek25
Joined: 5/12/2008
Msg: 29
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 5:28:14 AM
I had a girlfriend that liked to do that. If you think men have trouble aiming.........
 Zentimes
Joined: 12/31/2006
Msg: 30
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 5:41:54 AM
Are you telling us that you've been hanging out in men's washrooms and not only handing out towels?
 James_in_SD
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 31
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 7:59:09 AM
So he doesn't have to wash his hands.
 MissBehaving
Joined: 6/19/2008
Msg: 32
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:00:55 AM
Never heard this one before!
 TheOneWho_
Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 33
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:03:16 AM
While I have joked about this, actually having a woman aim for me would be very awkward!

Where do you come up with these guys?!
 simon23
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 34
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:10:03 AM
I think the guy is fruit and nuts.
 SingleGuy4912
Joined: 7/25/2006
Msg: 35
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:39:43 AM

Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?

I don't know, but willingness to wipe his butt after he takes a dump shows how much you really love him.



 laughinglibra
Joined: 11/6/2007
Msg: 36
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:47:59 AM

Well, she put a grip on it and, with all the back-pressure of waiting so long, I let 'er rip... and when she hit the seat, back of the lid, wall, floor... before she got the aim right, she had a whole new understanding of what a guy goes through.

Never again did I hear, "why can't you aim better?"

Case closed.





OMG Bluezzz..... that was just too friggin' funny!!!

I think other posters could be right that it's a submissive thing. Some people are just infatuated with bodily functions (golden showers, scat play) and this may just be their way of touching the edge of that fascination without delving into it completely.

Either that or he just wanted to let his head roll back, eyes shut and enjoy the release of pressure without having to watch what he was doing.


 .all.
Joined: 9/29/2007
Msg: 37
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:58:44 AM
my boyfriend wont let me!!! ahaha i actually want too.
 SlingDad
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 38
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 9:11:52 AM
IIRC, my ex asked to do it once, I think she had a touch of pnes envy. I think it was a control thing for her, she wanted to be the one giving for a change. Fortunately for me it never delved into a prostate exam.
 LukeNineteen80
Joined: 4/1/2008
Msg: 39
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 9:23:05 AM

s this symbolic?
What does this represent?
Why do they desire this?
Why?
Why?


look, after a long day of commuting and working, is it really too much to ask that she do a bit of the heavy lifting?
 Born2bAlive
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 40
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:01:07 AM
Perhaps the guy is reading a book?
 lookinatit
Joined: 5/29/2008
Msg: 41
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:12:40 AM
Never heard of it. Is he regressing into infancy? Does he need a diaper?
 Revenne
Joined: 12/14/2007
Msg: 42
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:23:59 AM
Thanks, I had a really good laugh at your experience, it made my day.
 Duce630
Joined: 5/30/2007
Msg: 43
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:28:10 AM
The doctor said not to lift anything heavy! hahaha... yuck yuck
 m7arpeggio
Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 44
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:29:51 AM
Not while I urinate - all other times!

A couple got married. That night, the girl said "We should have a code for when I want to have whoopie." "Great idea," said the guy. "If you want to make whoopie, reach over and pull my penis once. If you don't, reach over and pull my penis twenty times."
 lucretia21
Joined: 11/13/2006
Msg: 45
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 11:26:47 AM

So he doesn't have to wash his hands.


I was waiting and waiting for someone to say this, and yet I still laughed my ass off when it appeared!

Oh and in response to the OP...what the hell kind of friends and lovers do you have?! I mean never once has it come up with my girlfriends "Yeah, and what's with men wanting you to hold their****while they pee?" and if it did, I imagine the response would be crickets chirping, wide eyes and jaws on the floor. The fact that you know so many women this has happened to is sort of...frightening actually. As someone else put it...it's time to find new acquaintances.
 betterguy
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 46
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 12:11:31 PM
I'm thinking ...

Two broken arms and a personal nurse ?

That must be it .
 ForumFilly
Joined: 5/14/2008
Msg: 47
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 12:49:41 PM
RE: Msg 28
Seriously, of course not all guy in Indiana are like this - but I sure got a chuckle out of your reply.

Of course, YOU don't do that, Mish Man... you're a mechanical engineer and can figure out how things work. LOL Thanks for the invite. Is that the old RCA dome you're talking about? Actually, I have fond memories of watching the Colts play the Dolphins there in '95. I thought the guys were terrific!

It must be the guys the OP and her friends are hanging out with.
 JasonGrimm
Joined: 6/9/2008
Msg: 48
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 12:59:51 PM
I can't even go when someone is looking or nearby.

But Wow I guess I'm the only one that has heard of this! It's not a control thing. Some people just think it's kinky and are looking to try new things. If you're shocked by this then get ready to be shocked more!

Some like to be crapped on, take a dump on someone. People say it's a Swidish thing but I dunno. They even have a word for it but I can't remember. I'd call it gross though.
Some like to be peed on and even in the mouth! Some girls even ask for it!
2 Girls 1 Cup anyone? The ad scheme page that worked to garner the worlds attention.
 UR 2 girls away from 3sum
Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 49
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 1:19:04 PM
Because he can't spell!
 Sardonis
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 50
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 1:29:28 PM
YOU MEN!!! YOU MEN!!!

Personally, I could not imagine a more awkward thing to do.
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