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 Mish_Man

Joined: 1/25/2008
Msg: 76
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:36:09 PM

Did you mean Mr. Handcock?


No, no ... that is his old name ... and what got him started in litigation ...


The advice is most appreciated, while I've taken it other ways, I guess I didn't realize the hand was really the way to go.


Sister, I think life does that to all of us from time to time ...

 kayliecat

Joined: 12/8/2007
Msg: 77
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:39:13 PM
Can't say a guy has ever asked that of me, nope. And don't recall ever asking a guy if I can do it.

A little odd...but less odd than some things I've heard about.

I would think it has to do w/submissiveness also...but could go either way.

Could be him submitting to her - he kinda leans back as she leans in front of him and takes his penis from him and "pees" for him. She's in control, i.e. he doesn't even get to pee on his own.

Could be her submitting to him - he's making her do it all for him - she's servicing him in yet another way.

Or just could be more like, hey, this might be fun, wanna try it?

Haven't you ever sat on a guy and pulled his d*ck up b/t your legs, waved it around and laughed and said "Look, I have a penis!"? Um...ok, maybe that was TMI?

(no I dont' really want one, I like being a girl)

Kaylie
 DietCoke®Guy

Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 78
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:49:12 PM

Haven't you ever sat on a guy and pulled his dïck up b/t your legs, waved it around and laughed and said "Look, I have a penis!"?

...somehow I think (hope?) you might get more positive replies in Ask A Girl...
 davidsauvignon

Joined: 2/6/2008
Msg: 79
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:57:17 PM
^^^ Could be him submitting to her - he kinda leans back as she leans in front of him and takes his penis from him and "pees" for him. She's in control, i.e. he doesn't even get to pee on his own."

Control, yes....but more her just 'controlling' him (and his)....not so psychological.


"Could be her submitting to him - he's making her do it all for him - she's servicing him in yet another way."

No, not so much.


"Or just could be more like, hey, this might be fun, wanna try it?"

Yep, regardless who brought it up....and the answer whether 'yes' or 'no' can come from either side.

"Haven't you ever sat on a guy and pulled his d*ck up b/t your legs, waved it around and laughed and said "Look, I have a penis!"? Um...ok, maybe that was TMI?"

Yes, Kaylie....that was waaaaaay TMI., but fricking hilarious none-the-less!!!
Why can't I just read the words without these mental images accompanying them? Why? Whhhhyyyyyyyy?




~ds~
 betterguy

Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 80
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/17/2008 9:25:14 PM

Haven't you ever sat on a guy and pulled his d*ck up b/t your legs, waved it around and laughed and said "Look, I have a penis!"? Um...ok, maybe that was TMI?

(no I dont' really want one, I like being a girl)

Kaylie

It's even more funny that you felt you needed the disclaimer .

I really don't think that anyone would have thought that you want one.
But now , you've raised some suspicion .

 Leota~Not cliquey

Joined: 2/12/2008
Msg: 81
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 4:32:47 AM
Say what? You want me to to hold it ? Not a problem..!!!

Here Honey drink this hot cup of coffee I made for you with ground up glass.......

..The devil made me say it ....It was not really my fault...really
 Willsfriend

Joined: 5/6/2008
Msg: 82
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 8:52:07 AM
EEEEEEEWWWWWW! God this is worst thing I've EVER heard! Oh God I'm....I'm....speechless
 happyrebel

Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 83
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 8:55:37 AM

EEEEEEEWWWWWW! God this is worst thing I've EVER heard! Oh God I'm....I'm....speechless


Geeze....I don't get it. Us girls hold it all the other times. We're not talking golden showers here...just holding the damn thing and aiming (ok trying to aim). What's the bfd?

HR
 pokerjimmy

Joined: 11/10/2006
Msg: 84
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 9:44:45 AM
I'm laughing at all the WTF's from the bros.

I never had this come up either...too funny and you want us to answer for the weirdos you've dated?
 Cecilia1956

Joined: 3/23/2008
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 10:15:37 AM
and now the girl will speak that asked the question

You men should all try it sometime.. you might like it and the lady will love being closer. Intimate in bed puts you in pretty peculiar positions so having a lady hold your penis in the bathroom is NOTHING in comparison!

Come on virgins!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Murf167

Joined: 9/7/2007
Msg: 86
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 10:26:40 AM
Wait, what now?

So you're a troll? Is that what you're saying?
 Leota~Not cliquey

Joined: 2/12/2008
Msg: 87
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 11:04:01 AM
wait...wait.......hold on Honey....now....wait...I think ...I can do this...



oh...my...hold on..... make it stop looking at me with that one eye.... oh...dear this is is is a bit harder than I was.expecting..I am thinking I need more practice.............
 Cecilia1956

Joined: 3/23/2008
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 11:12:38 AM

Wait, what now?

So you're a troll? Is that what you're saying?


I must say you are being extremely rude and if you have been denied the right to have your penis held I think you have been hanging around with the wrong children!

Easy boy easy!!!
 UR 2 girls away from 3sum

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 89
What kind of woman seems to find a plethora of men who wants a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 2:45:23 PM
the right to have your penis held
Was this an amendment, or is it part of the actual Bill of Rights?


Yeah, if it walks like a troll, holds like a troll, etc......
 Mish_Man

Joined: 1/25/2008
Msg: 90
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 2:46:44 PM

Was this an amendment, or is it part of the actual Bill of Rights?


Finally, something to write my congressman about ...

 lucretia21

Joined: 11/13/2006
Msg: 91
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:03:31 PM
So yeah...we were all having fun until the OP turned out to be the trolliest of trolls. Bummer.

Mish Man, you've cracked me up most of this thread, by the way!
 Mish_Man

Joined: 1/25/2008
Msg: 92
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:07:01 PM
Thank you, thank you ... the next show is at nine ... please try the fish ...

 UR 2 girls away from 3sum

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 93
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:08:56 PM
please try the fish ...
I have!!! Urp ....


Check out your profiles! Who's hunting for a wife or husband here?
Hahaha ... Shouldn't this be in the humor column??
 Cecilia1956

Joined: 3/23/2008
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:26:07 PM
Me? a troll? look around folks! You're on a freaking dating site!

Who's trolling WHAT here?

Check out your profiles! Who's hunting for a wife or husband here?

Mine says friends yessssssssssssssss friends!

This site is about fun and friends! You plan to meet someone and jump in the sack the same night knowing they will be your husband or wife?

oh yes I'm a troll.. troll here.. troll there... but dang if it aint fun!

I think I'm one of a FEW that has posted here that has shown any fun in life without critisizing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 lucretia21

Joined: 11/13/2006
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:42:23 PM
I think, if you really wanted to talk about how erotic it is to hold a man's d!ck while he takes a leak, and how people are missing out, you should have posted in Sex and Sexuality, and not made up a bogus question, making it seem as though you were truly looking for an answer, rather than just a chance to flaunt your bizzare sexual desires.


oh yes I'm a troll.. troll here.. troll there... but dang if it aint fun!


That IS a good way to meet friends around here! (About as good as announcing you enjoy holding a man's penis while he pees.)
 Mish_Man

Joined: 1/25/2008
Msg: 96
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:45:32 PM

I have!!! Urp ....


The Mish_Man reels in another classy one.

Just remember the important thing in life is to get a grip and hold on ....

 SGL66

Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 97
Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 5:15:03 PM
We just want you to do it to us cuz we can't do it to you. Geez what a mess that would be.
 Doodleboy

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 5:17:00 PM

First thought...WFT?

Ditto.

OP: The only reason I would ask a woman to do this is if my entire upper body (including my left and right arms) are in a partial body cast and I can't do it myself.
Geez... I mean how do you expect me to aim?
 Leota~Not cliquey

Joined: 2/12/2008
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 5:45:10 PM
I am still working on the aim......hang in there...I will catch on....lol


holy smoking cow...would ya just stand still.........lol



 Doodleboy

Joined: 6/24/2008
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Why does a man want a woman to hold his penis while he urinates?
Posted: 7/18/2008 5:51:50 PM

holy smoking cow...would ya just stand still...

I would, but aim is aim, and your hands are just too damn good. Remember, I've been in a body cast!
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