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 fetish4u
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I know I couldn't get into a blow up doll myself.After all it is just plastic.
 Damon0028
Joined: 7/8/2008
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Posted: 7/21/2008 11:35:32 PM
The only purpose I could realize for one of those would be getting caught drunk at 4am at a bluegrass festival, not wanting to drive the P71 Crown Vic... I'd throw a sleeping bag on top of it to keep the cold, cold ground at bay, and snooze to kmy heart's content.

That's not to say that, after a glance out the tent door to make sure there weren't young'uns within eyesight, that I wouldn't come waltzing out of the tent with my pneumatic darling... But only for fun, and only after I had disgraced her by making her sleep UNDER my bedding...

Folks at bluegrass festivals ain't necessarily "right", but we're sure as hell "all there"...

-damoN-("Honey, you don't know my mind, I'm a'lonesome all the time..." Jimmy Martin)
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 53
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Posted: 7/22/2008 7:19:26 AM
I know I couldn't get into a blow up doll myself.After all it is just plastic.


Well, people have been known to use far worse...at least these are designed for such! :)

There was once an old thread on here about "things you use for sex toys"...geared at women...the typical cucumbers, shampoo bottles sort of responses.

Would be interesting to see what all you boys have used to aid in masturbation...other than the typical fleshlights, socks, rosey and her sisters, hot apple pie...LMAO!

Edit to add:
DietCokeGuy...as long as it was animal liver, and not human...whatever floats his boat! LMAO
 DietCoke┬«Guy
Joined: 3/13/2005
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Posted: 7/22/2008 7:23:13 AM
I recall reading Penthouse Forum as a young teen in the 70s, and one of the stories was about this guy who liked to use warm raw liver. That is just wrong.
 nuttykitten
Joined: 5/26/2008
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:35:09 AM
8o/ wow, this is taking rather sinister turns now.....
*looks on, taking it all in........digesting it carefully,(with some chianti or something) to come back with some vagley intellegent replie....*
 OttawaSparkler
Joined: 1/22/2008
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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:37:14 PM
nope lol

Q: Ever wonder why adult sex -stores don't display fully-inflated "realistic" love dolls modeled after porn stars?

A: Because in real life, they look absolutely ridiculous.

nuff said lol
 Byrd
Joined: 7/19/2004
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Posted: 7/22/2008 3:14:33 PM
Yes the realionazation that your having sex with a dead cows liver can be quite disturbing..Then there was the one about the loaf of french bread and stick off butter, there's nothing like "Meat on whole wheat" one of the funnest movie scenes I have ever seen....Nothing squeaks with enough lube..I don't go for that butt stuff though..
 Damon0028
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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:41:39 PM
I've heard hideous stories about people freezing various types of melons, then taking them back out of the freezer and allowing them to thaw, making an appropriately sized hole in then and then... Ahem...

Supposed to be some slippery, slimy semblance-of-the-real-thing issue. Yeah. Right...

Yech!

-damoN-(wretching uncontrollably emoticon, please?)
 music4me2
Joined: 6/17/2008
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Posted: 7/22/2008 11:02:34 PM
gotta say.....you guys have a healthy imagination!

interesting post to say the least!

 Damon0028
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Posted: 7/22/2008 11:08:39 PM
Music, we menfolk would be bored to tears without our twisted imaginations!

Speaking of... I'm watching Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre Foods. He's eating "Chunky Penis Soup". That has got to be the epitomy of twisted imagination...

-damoN-
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
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Posted: 7/23/2008 8:06:41 PM

I've heard hideous stories about people freezing various types of melons, then taking them back out of the freezer and allowing them to thaw, making an appropriately sized hole in then and then... Ahem...

Supposed to be some slippery, slimy semblance-of-the-real-thing issue. Yeah. Right...

Yech!


Is that the best you can come up with, Damon??


I dunno...if chicas can use a cucumber warmed in water, whats so wrong about a melon?? ;) Sounds...tasty to me! Just leave it outta the fruit salad, afterwards!
 nuttykitten
Joined: 5/26/2008
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Posted: 7/24/2008 4:28:17 AM
*looks on*.........
ah dear......i dunno....

whod whant to hump a melon, for god sake.....
what is if the guy gets carried away...and it falls on the floor, and smash.....
i mean how would u do that thang?
would u put the melon on a chair...take it to bed with ya.....
( hahahahahahahahahahahathe verry thought,...nite nite dear...*kiss the melon*...you was great.....*tucks in....the covers...* ) 8o/
or on the kitchen table.....

no man i think there is nothing like the real thing....
that is quite a twisted way of thinking to me....
how can a melon be more than a melon?


or these blow up dolls....
u know these guys hump them, whith the dolls arms flapping about uncontrolled....
freaky if u ask me....
 chavalita
Joined: 11/9/2006
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Posted: 7/28/2008 7:14:03 PM
Daemon you are absolutely correct. We DO need a giddy up emoticon here.

Hey, moderator, you reading this? Can you get us a "whoop whoop" and a "giddy up"?

 DietCoke┬«Guy
Joined: 3/13/2005
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Posted: 7/28/2008 8:19:32 PM

as long as it was animal liver, and not human...whatever floats his boat!

Hmmm, perhaps with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
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Posted: 7/28/2008 8:36:14 PM
I've seen them at concerts and clubs bouncing around the crowd.. but as for using them? sounds kind of sick to me.. cheap love LOL.. no way!
 sunnydays89
Joined: 7/16/2008
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Posted: 7/31/2008 12:18:23 AM
my brother put a blow up penis in my other brothers bed while he was passed out and he woke with it in his bed and was screaming at the top of his lungs it was very funny
 Damon0028
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Posted: 7/31/2008 1:50:09 AM
Too funny.... A blow-up penis? Lol, where do you blow to inflate it, hehehe?

My best friend is a mailman... After a few beers, another friend and I got a turkey neck- this was about Thanksgiving... Put a condom on it, and put it in his mailbox. Then, we staked out the mailbox. I should add that my other friend was a deputy, and there were a number of us waiting for him to come home and check the mail...

Going postal had a different flair that evening...

-damoN-
 valiebgood72
Joined: 6/2/2008
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Posted: 7/31/2008 10:51:28 AM
There are blow up dolls and then there are REAL DOLLS...lol...the latter going for I think $7000?! (If you must take a peek, go to realdoll.com...I only know of such after seeing 'Lars and the Real Girl!' Pretty smokin', hunh??
I have been looking for this site forever... if it is the dolls I saw on HBO sex secrets... those are sooo coool .. I would love one !!! even if I was in a relationship, I think it would be fun to use and comes in handy for back up ....
 Sanguis Dominus
Joined: 3/9/2008
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Posted: 7/31/2008 1:25:14 PM
At Download 0...5, I think it was... may've been 06, we had a polystyrene mannequin head with a beard and pupils drawn on it. On our drunken travels, we came across a female blow-up doll, we proceeded to cut the face off and insert the mannequin head inside the doll's head. It fit perfectly. We then had a bearded woman blow-up doll with a more realistic face.

We then equipped it with a bandanna, a hoodie and a stick so we could hold it like a puppet.

We named it Lester.

"VOTE LESTER!"
"LESTER FOR PRESIDENT!"
 Damon0028
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Posted: 7/31/2008 6:43:59 PM
I think I'd rather spend my 7g going out to dinner after dinner- Get to eat nice food, drink good wine, and bound to at LEAST get lucky ONCE, lol.

And, I wouldn't have to rinse her out afterward, either!!!

Damnation- What possesssed me to start this thread, anyway?!

-damoN-
 bearwoman1959
Joined: 8/25/2006
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Posted: 7/31/2008 9:31:11 PM
Hey, it's a good thread, it's different and gave everyone some laughs. Pat yourself on the back.
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2008 7:06:54 AM

I have been looking for this site forever... if it is the dolls I saw on HBO sex secrets... those are sooo coool .. I would love one !!! even if I was in a relationship, I think it would be fun to use and comes in handy for back up ....


*Giggles* valiebgood72! 'Tis the one! Also shown on the movie, 'Lars and the Real Girl' which was a really good watch! And...they have both genders available! Though these are farrr from "blow up!" LOL

Honestly...I could thoroughly enjoy owning a male 'real doll' although I could no way justify spending $7K on it! And where in Hades would ya' store it?! Aw, heck! I do have an extra bedroom...he could be my new roomate!
 NERO1
Joined: 3/8/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2008 7:10:57 AM
They look great, admittedly, the "realdoll", but........ when you really look at it....... and you really picture doing anything with it well, it's a bit too necrophilic for my tastes, in a way. I read a "review" of a realdoll in a mens' mag not too long ago, wherein the reviewer had the opportunity to go and have his way with one and then review it. He said at first he was all into it but it started to feel weird during it, like especially when he grabbed the back of her head and beneath the hair could feel the small hook they were originally hung on in the warehouse..... ... having sex with what would feel like dead weight and all-too-real feeling flesh, with a hook still protruding from the back of her head, would be way too serial killer'ish for me...
 Damon0028
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Posted: 8/1/2008 8:10:10 AM

Honestly...I could thoroughly enjoy owning a male 'real doll' although I could no way justify spending $7K on it!


Well dangit, Kat! Just mold ME! I'm easy, and inexpensive(except for the good craft beer I love!)

Glad ya'll are enjoying my seriously twisted and dorky thread... I'm genuinely flattered, and am currently conjuring for more funky forum fodder...

-damoN-
 aoakley08
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Posted: 8/1/2008 11:03:41 AM
Harley Kat... Leave it to you.. or me... to wonder.. but, here's a funny story from yours truely... I live in a very small town... small.... my friend who was going thru a crazy, and I say Crazy divorce... was married trying to get away from a very mean and nasty man... (a woman beater, to put it bluntly)
This man is a some what public figure in my town... yet is a total worm... I went to school and have been from this same crummy town just as him... and he thinks he is a Gift for women... I was friends with him and his wife....(and my opinion has always been the same, he is a worm)
I SENT HIM A BLOW UP DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO...... Yes , he figured out who it was from ... which I didn't care... but, from his teenage kids the story was told....."he even took showers with this doll" ..... I laugh till I cry every time I think of it.......By the way.... He is the mortian in my little town..... so think up you're own stories...LOL
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