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Posted: 7/20/2009 2:10:41 PM | Yeah, but if you're handsomely endowed... I'd suggest a fellow to use caution when dismounting the riding mower on a hot day while pairing boxers with shorts or cut-offs...
YIKES!!!
-damoN-(painfully stretched, burned, and leg-rolled scrotum emoticon, please?) | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 2:17:40 PM | | Wow talk about a flash back. I've had this problem all my life...my mother started tying it to my ankle with shoe laces, but after puberty I've had to resort to tie downs for the extra support...hope this helps!! | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 2:29:00 PM | Take the triple-stuffed sock out of your pants or is it a 10-inch strap on you have there? | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 2:47:00 PM | | Tight underwear and loose pants is the only thing that works for me. Thankfully I'm not a teen any more so I don't have to go through the painful experience of trying to hide it under the zipper of my jeans very often. That damned button/snap at the top really digs in. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 3:21:03 PM | | Let's turn this around. Is a woman sporting a cameltoe "hot," or just tacky? BTW my BF and my dad both say tacky. Even my late lil brother used to joke about cameltoed cougars. My mom would kill me if I left the house like that. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 3:34:16 PM | | nice one Ktori..my shirt is back out again,thank you.. Tacky in my opinion..to your question | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 3:38:57 PM | PlentyofHumping,
Wow talk about a flash back. I've had this problem all my life...my mother started tying it to my ankle with shoe laces, but after puberty I've had to resort to tie downs for the extra support...hope this helps!!
Yeah... I know what you mean... I think a better approach is to wrap it around the waist and tuck the end under the belt.
But that doesn't work with a bathing suit...
In a bathing suit situation, wrap it around under the elastic and tuck the end inside the butt crack...
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Posted: 7/20/2009 4:33:55 PM | @ktori:
Ewwwwwww! That is nasty! | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 5:10:04 PM | Mr. Provo, try being a woman for 1 day and you'll retract your statement and pretty fast too, guaranteed  | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 5:16:54 PM | | LOL that guy needs a REAL problem. I am sure all sorts of men wish they had his "problem". So what people stare at his crotch, what would he do with BOOBS?!?! Would he never rest again? Both men and women stare at my boobs lol. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 6:21:46 PM | I really don't know the correlation from bulge/size etc but I know it's a pain. You can sometimes actually see the head of my****through my pant leg. That's not the kind of advert I wanna be showing, ya know? Ladies, think nipples.
The OP is right, usually is much worse in dress pants as opposed to jeans.
The reduction surgery worked wonders and turned my life around. Thank you Dr Shofhausen. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 6:30:59 PM | A lot of pants and jeans will bulge out when they are not hanging perfectly straight. Like the zipper/fly thing bends out when the wearer is sitting.
that VERY small bend - if girls think THATS ur hard on ---- would explain why ur here !! sorry dude ~~
we know a zipper buldge from a BULDGE and a HARDON ... so stop fretting guys ... ur all safe  | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 6:32:04 PM | | Hello? Hello. Eyes up here, thanks. | |
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Posted: 7/21/2009 8:32:54 AM | zeke
Yeah I know all about the bathing suit problem...luckly I had a custom made neaprean suit done by my little Italian tailor...Mr Hujo P. Niss...he even sewed the end for me so I can double it as my condom! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 2:39:52 PM | Let's turn this around. Is a woman sporting a cameltoe "hot," or just tacky? BTW my BF and my dad both say tacky. Even my late lil brother used to joke about cameltoed cougars. My mom would kill me if I left the house like that.
If my woman did this only in the house,it would be a turn on bigtime.Making the day so enjoyble :).But she wouldnt even get out the front door like that.Its called respect. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 8:44:33 PM | Yeah, Will... Especially when they wear a pair of those silky lil' shorts sans panties!
Any of ya'll ever hear the spoof on the Beach Boy's tune, "My Cameltoe"? Hit the yootube and check it out...
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beachboys%2C+cameltoe&search_type=&aq=f
It's the first thing at the top of the results when you copy/paste the link...
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Posted: 7/22/2009 9:36:25 PM | Power of the bulge
When i was in my late teens early twenties i use to work for a rather large hotel. There were all sorts of types of people in and out. I worked for housekeeping-and basically just threw out trash and vaccumed all the time. I got the job thru a relative so i went to work to work instead of mingle-plus i was in a serious relationship at the time. I would work long hrs and sometimes my mind would race-and i would get a semi-an all day semi. From staff to people checkin in-even my relatives friends would notice it everytime i walked in a room. In all honesty at first i loved the attention-but after a while it got annoying if i asked any female a paticular question-they would stare at my crotch and answer back. I remember one day in paticular i had to go to the other side of the hotel wheres theres less traffic-and drop off some paper work to one of the companies that rented out office space. Three women worked in there-and all of em were fixated on the bulge. Anyway when i walked in that morning the head lady in charge of the office screamed out as soon as i walked in" Damn you got a big****. I was at a loss for words-ignored it--smiled and kept it moving. I honestly felt what women feel like when men either talk into their breasts-instead of making eye contact. I switched from reg boxers to boxer briefs-and when i walked around it was less noticable.
I did get hired to work in two diffrent depts other then housekeeping by women. I cant help to think that the semi helped me land the both spots | |
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Posted: 7/23/2009 5:43:11 AM | Too funny! Dang, I sure wish I had those teenage hormones NOW!
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Posted: 7/24/2009 5:41:53 PM | | I knew my penis size was troublesome when the nurses where I was born started sending me birthday cards. The cards always involved blowing out candles. "Another year older," they would say. "My how you've grown so fast...Look who is a big boy now." One time I was sent some Plasticman underoos. Another nurse sent me some Incredible Hulk underoos. She kept calling me the Incredible Bulk for whatever reason. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2009 6:01:27 PM | Meh...I have a bulge with most pants...and ya know what. I don't give a damn. I've even had...a girl hit me in the d*ck with a grape when we were at a meeting at a retail job in HS and everyone saw it.
Look or don't look. Pfft. Why is this a bad thing? I'm not even abnormally big..just the way it sits. Dikkie minds his business and I mind mine! -_- | |
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Posted: 7/24/2009 6:16:19 PM | | Bet OP drives a BIG truck too. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2009 9:06:04 PM | I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS DUDE ACTUALLY MADE THIS POST...NEXT HES GONNA POST *I NEED HELP WITH ALL THIS MONEY I HAVE..PORSHE LAMBO..ROYALS...I BUY ALL THE FANCY STUFF..AND STILL HAVE MONEY COMING OUT MY ASS..CAN SOME1 HELP ME AND TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO WITH IT...* JEEZUS CRICE MAN | |
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Posted: 7/24/2009 9:27:10 PM | This is hilarious. But here is a true story. My boyfriend and I were shopping for him some new dress pants, and a young black man was shopping with his father at the same time. Now my boyfriend is very well endowed, and wears his slacks and jeans loose, so he is not 'constricted', yet looks very nice and professional. The young black man comes out of the dressing room (He was a football player, his dad told me, getting ready to go off to college) and his slacks were cut so wrong for his very athletic build, that not only did they accent his butt, but they made him look like he had a softball sized package. His dad struggled for words, while me with my big mouth blurted out 'Oh honey, those aren't cut right for you, look at your crotch!'. My boyfriend and his dad cracked up, and we all quickly found some nicely cut pants that not only fit him well, but did not make him look like he was smuggling small animals.
It's all in the cut, gentlemen. Learn what works and what doesn't.
And IMO, the OP is just trying to tell all of us he has a big unit, not really complaining about the problem, but man this is a funny post!
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Posted: 7/24/2009 9:31:08 PM | GLAD SHE SEES IT FROM MY VIEW....I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY HERE,,,UM.....*LOOKS @ WATCH*...OK.....*POOF* | |
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Posted: 7/24/2009 9:33:44 PM | Ok, so maybe I am needing a break from all of those reality posts....
and maybe I am still a little off kilter...
but guys IF you decide to 'tuck it' as one poster advised, don't let us girls see ok? | |
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