| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/24/2009 11:40:47 PM |
found some nicely cut pants that not only fit him well, but did not make him look like he was smuggling small animals.
Omg now that cracked me the FQ up.
Men do some times need to have their pants tailored as to be able to "dress" on the correct side. | |
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Posted: 7/25/2009 8:30:34 AM | | I live way up north and my problem is keeping it warm in the winter, I have been using socks, but they keep sliding off, am looking for smal suspenders to go around the scrotum, any advise? | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/25/2009 1:27:52 PM | use a jock strap, but instead of putting in the cup, get the little hand warmer packets. Poof warm peni!!! Or be like most redneck men, stick your hands down your pants | |
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Posted: 7/25/2009 2:54:26 PM | | be proud...and stop complaining... its a beautiful thing!!! | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 7:41:36 AM | | Those pants you wear are like cheap hotel; NO BALLROOM! | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 8:10:30 AM | good grief. hahaha.. this is hilarious.. poor OP.lol
i think underwear might help.. or maybe change your pants? lol | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 1:35:24 PM | | Why Do Women smile when looking at a Penis Bulge? | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 3:19:05 PM | | They smile only when it is throubing way down the pant leg. | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 4:58:10 PM | OP,
I have an 18" salami (when soft-fully erect it's 3 feet!) which I have to stuff, push and pin inside. Frequently the Monster (as I call him) gets "out' to breathe. Women stare in horror until I tell them he's domesticated (lived with women and is gentle.)
Btw I'm selling the Brooklyn bridge, you want in? :D | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 10:00:53 PM | | Cant you just tuck in under the elastic part of your boxers of briefs or whatever? Im no man so I have no idea what its like, but to me that would be a good place to start lol. | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 10:30:23 PM | Sexci, try tucking your nipple under the edge of your bra, and then you'll know why we don't do that.
The only time tucking it in the waistband really works is first thing in the morning, when you're running to take a leak and your grandma is visiting... And then you hope your bathrobe doesn't fly open!
-damoN- | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 10:37:55 PM | sexci_sinsemilla on 7/29/2009 1:00:53 AM
Subject: Penis Bulge.
Message: Cant you just tuck in under the elastic part of your boxers of briefs or whatever? Im no man so I have no idea what its like, but to me that would be a good place to start lol.
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OMG! Do you know how many times we have to beat them down? :D Get in there ya devil! Back...back up there Mister...in the cage ya go... | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/28/2009 10:54:27 PM |
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS DUDE ACTUALLY MADE THIS POST...NEXT HES GONNA POST *I NEED HELP WITH ALL THIS MONEY I HAVE..PORSHE LAMBO..ROYALS...I BUY ALL THE FANCY STUFF..AND STILL HAVE MONEY COMING OUT MY ASS..CAN SOME1 HELP ME AND TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO WITH IT...* JEEZUS CRICE MAN | |
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Posted: 7/29/2009 6:20:04 PM | | SOMETIMES IVE CAUGHT GIRLS LOOKIN BUT I DONT MIND, BUT FOR THOSE THAT STARE, ID PLAY A JOKE AND JUST ADD SOME STUFFIN THEN ACT NONCHALANT ABOUT IT. LETS SEE THEIR FACES NOW. THATS JUST WHAT I WOULD DO THOUGH. | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/29/2009 6:56:58 PM | *stares at the bulge*
uhhh... what was the question again? I lost my train of thought  | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/30/2009 2:37:12 PM | | See we women weren't shy when we didn't look you in the eyes. we were just gazing in awe and wonder at your goods. Between breasts and balls it is hard to believe anyone can look at anyones eyes anymore | |
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Posted: 7/30/2009 9:04:43 PM | ^^ lmao!
I didn't know my last ex's eye color until we had been seeing each other at least a few weeks. Then I was like, Whoa... you have amazing blue eyes. 
My first ex? No distracting bulge unfortunately. Brown eyes day 1 *sigh* | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/30/2009 9:43:16 PM | I wish men could wear tights and a cod piece... Oh, if I were only a superhero...
I'm just sayin'
James, Seattle | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/31/2009 6:00:29 AM |
I wish men could wear tights and a cod piece... Oh, if I were only a superhero...
You don't have to be a superhero to "get away" with this, just join the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA). Then again, playing superhero and such definitely could be fun, too.  | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 3:21:42 PM | What's not to love???? 
http://www.echoes.org/graphics/iananderson2.jpg
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Posted: 7/31/2009 3:25:36 PM |
I didn't know my last ex's eye color until we had been seeing each other at least a few weeks.
An ex-bf of mine didn't know my eye color after almost a year of dating and probably 4 months or so of living together.. freaked me out because it's not as if I have a large rack. | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/31/2009 9:58:29 PM | Can I get a closer look to assess what the problem really is? 
This makes me think of this guy that my girlfriend and I spotted walking around town last year. We were out having a lunch at a local restaurant when this guy, sitting across from us (body builder type) stands up to go to the restroom and holy shite mary mother of something or other...wtf was that bulging out of his jeans?
Well, I was curious. I mean I have never seen a piece of manhood poke so brazenly through that thick denim. I just couldn't help myself I tell ya. I had to point it out to my girlfriend who then turned around at the wrong moment, gaining his full attention which he appeared to be oblivious to. So , we chat and wait oh so patiently till Mr. Bulge Builder comes back from the restroom only to get another glance at the suffocated sausage resting in his loins. Someone set that thing free, I thought!
Wouldn't you know we end up seeing him again as we are driving by later that day, this time he's in shorts, gym shorts no less and that gosh darn thing was just popping out like some kind of dousing rod seeking holy pu$$y! Now something was wrong with Mr. Bulge Builder, that is sure. If only he had bought tighter underwear he might not have invited so much unwanted attention. Or was it...???? Hmmmm...
Made for some good fantasy fodder for my next couple days self-pleasuring routine though. | |
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| Penis Bulge.
Posted: 7/31/2009 10:38:57 PM | | I usually just strap it down to the side of my calf to keep it out of the way. Sometimes I tie it around my waist like a belt. Helps avoid that annoying bulge. | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 7:07:39 AM | | I was in a very over crowded public transit last year, Standing with buth hands on bar abouve, as more people crowded in I was pushed more to this beutifull lady siting, as the bus went around acorner the hole growd pushed my buldge right on her shoulder, I felt bad but she just looked at me and smiled. The buldge then got bigger and I had no where to hide just stand and hold on. | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 6:33:44 AM | i gotta wonder if you people have a life.
if it bothers you wear a cup or gets some tighter underpants or at best loser fitting pants.
if it dont bother you thern enjoy, but why the HELL post about it??
why do i even come here looking at these threads?   | |
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