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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:04:33 PM | People often ask me if I have a tortoise in my pants. It's sooo embarrassing.
Especially when it starts eating their popcorn. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:06:16 PM | How disappointing, I thought that bulge was your WALLET. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:07:24 PM |
People often ask me if I have a tortoise in my pants. It's sooo embarrassing.
Especially when it starts eating their popcorn.
I am sooo jealous ... I should have thought of that line. No worries though, since I am now stealing it | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:11:30 PM | No problem....I'll steal your hairstylist. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:31:24 PM | A lot of pants and jeans will bulge out when they are not hanging perfectly straight. Like the zipper/fly thing bends out when the wearer is sitting.
I always wondered if women think that is a hard on or not. I bet a lot of women do. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 1:35:22 PM | LOL...big bulge usually means the dude has big balls   | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 7:48:17 PM | I dont care who looks at my Bulge its not a birth defect!!!! and women never say anything about my bulge are they do is look, maybe they talk about behind my back?
I had a hardon in my pants at work look like I had a coke can in my pants all she did was look and didt say anything and she still talks to me :) | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:17:58 PM | Lol - unless it's making a teepee and blowing smoke it's all good.
A bulge is a "good thing". | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:30:11 PM |
So do ladies get the impression that one has a hard-on just because there is big bulge down there?
Don't worry OP. Many women will recognize that it is just the
tube that leads to your colostomy bag. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:45:56 PM | | LOL.You made me remember high school years.I'd see some cute girl and get a hard on and then the bell would ring. I'd have to walk down the hall with the books covering my bulge. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:56:31 PM |
Posted By: charles1964 on 7/22/2008 11  56 PM Message: LOL.You made me remember high school years.I'd see some cute girl and get a hard on and then the bell would ring. I'd have to walk down the hall with the books covering my bulge.
We were supposed to cover it up? I used to wear sweatpants and make it stick straight out, before I left to roam the halls between bells. (I tied a red flag on the end for safety.) The girls lined the halls waiting for me to pass by.
It got out of hand though. The principal called my mom and they rushed me off to Zurich, where I was treated by Dr. Schwartzenclippah. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:16:50 PM | | I never had that problem. My winky is dinky. LOL! | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 3:29:10 AM | | Do what I do man and push it back underneath and shove it up your ass, makes for fun while you are walking and it's your own so no fears about homophobia | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 3:46:43 AM | Actually, if he had a big c@ck it would simply snake down his leg, and might appear full, but obviously NOT be a hard on; as hard ons point UP. Where as a little penis that didn't have the length to snake down your leg, might tend to point out more.
Did you know that the piercing where the head of the penis is pierced by a ring through the urethral meatus is because of this problem. Those piercings are called "Prince Alberts", because the good prince had the misfortune of being extremely well endowed, when the fashion of the day was an "empty" crotch. So he had the ring installed, so he could literally tie it to his leg.  | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 4:39:00 AM | What'd the elephant say to the naked guy?
"That's nice, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
-damoN-(John Holmes emoticon, Please?) | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 5:45:09 AM | | I found that taking off the banana that I had taped to my leg really cut down on this problem. It also reduced fruit flies. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:09:39 AM | I am so very glad that I do not own a wild crazy penis that makes decisions on its own.
I do enjoy watching you men struggle to control yours, however.
Thank you, God. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 7:11:06 AM | You simply have to rent or borrow the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" pilot episode (The Pants Tent) where Larry David has one pair of pants that does exactly this - and goes to a movie with a friend of his wife....who promptly thinks he's turned on by her..... 
I think many guys have at least one pair of pants that do that little magic trick, although I've never suffered any grief over it. Had it been so, I would have been on the floor laughing.
It's just one of those "2+2=6" moments that life offers you.  | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 9:07:44 AM | | So tired of in your face blacks . There whole life revolves around that ego in his pants. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 9:12:50 AM | | Get some good drawers..get some good pants..take your hands out of your pocket. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 9:13:18 AM | | ONE FISH!! i laughed so hard i feel out of my chair! | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 9:41:50 AM | Not that I'm hung like a shetland pony but I too have experiences issues like what has been discussed here. The whitey tighties seem to help when keeping the giblets in place but the pressure is un-bearable! Those haynes things are just as bad and the boxer things are baggy and have a tendency of finding buttcrack a person never knew they had. My only relief has been to discard under garments but even then there are draw backs to that like getting a "burn" from denim or a nice skinned spot from being drug on the concrete. I also wouldn't advise swimming in lakes. One time it took me a half an hour just to make it to the beach.
And to the feller who went to Europe, can he take a little of the sides as well? My contact info is cummoana4mycahonna@slong.com | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 10:25:00 AM | pleated slacks like levi dockers seem to amplify the situation, try wearing boxers to let things relax a bit. never be ashamed of what you got
-women stare at crotch bulges as much as men check out their breasts. women are just faster peekers and better at not getting caught | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 10:52:11 AM | Try wearing a longer tie.
Wider, too. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 11:49:35 AM | You could wear a cup. | |
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