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Posted: 7/23/2008 11:59:20 AM | | For some reason, i've never had an issue with penis bulge. *shrugs* | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 1:46:09 PM | | Just cut it off.... | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 1:48:11 PM | just tuck it down into your sock....works for my bf  | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 2:04:13 PM | | it would probably help if you untaped the cucumber from your leg... | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 3:03:03 PM |   OMG you guys are too funny! Great thread OP :) | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:09:57 PM | acutally i was talking to my buds..well..only one of them can relate..we call him pythone..hmm..
He says get over it..or wear silk boxers.. either one | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:22:29 PM | Cowboy boots work well... Keeps it from hanging out the leg of your jeans and scraping the ground or getting pinched under your heel as you walk. It's a little inconvenient on days when the wind-chill factor is unusually low, though, what with all the extra material from the over-sized longjohns bunching up around the ankle of the other leg...
-damoN- | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:56:36 PM | Trust me
It only APPEARS like a HUGE BULGE from YOUR angle, from ours... meh
It's all in the perspective...
really (stay away from pleated pants)
This is the funniest thread EVAH! | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 10:02:44 PM | op: you could put a disclaimer on your belt buckle:
WARNING: COILED CROTCH SNAKE MAY APPEAR LARGER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS IN REAL LIFE!  | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 10:16:04 PM |
Whenever I dress formally (if at work for example), my penis appears to bulge out of my pants creating the impression that I am hard when I am actually NOT.
I was going to say, Just stuff it in your sock like I do, but I see msg 53 beat me to it.
Dood, just toss that snake over your shoulder and buy a tie for it.
It's a free world so just let it out.
I just wonder how this thread didn't get deleted for pity thread.  | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:02:41 AM | | Like I said, it is only when wearing formal attire with the shirt tacked in. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:04:04 AM | | Raven, that helps a lot! | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:20:22 AM | | And women thought we had a lot to worry about when we wonder if a pair of pants makes our ass and hips look big....... | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:29:43 AM | This is the funniest threat EVER!  | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:35:48 AM | | OP Lordy run it down 1 leg of your trouser's and stick it in your shoe for heaven's sakes... | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:53:30 AM |
I cannot give you Dr. Schofhausen's contact info. but I have forwarded the info to his people and they will be in contact with you. They are very selective regarding who they take on as patient's.
How selfish not to give this valuable information. So go to a different doctor, her name is Dr. Loretta Bobbitt. She is good, she's swift and the rates are good. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:57:26 AM | OP do what I do...just let it hang out there...if it is truly as big of a bulge as you claim it to be...you can use it as a walking stick...or even as something to rest on when walking up steep inclines......just be careful not to break it off......and trust me the women are truly laughing AT you...... | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 11:45:20 AM | | OMG.....Sorry but this is pretty funny. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 12:07:06 PM | Wow wish I would have known about the German method, I have been to Mexico twice to see Dr. Pene MuchoGrande and have had to go back twice now. First try was unsusessful, second time he took off to much and nurses where laughing calling me poco pene, whatever that means. I do not recomend Mexican Dr's.  | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 12:09:36 PM | | It's all about Duct Tape son....Duct Tape. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 3:31:10 PM | ahhhhhhh some posts are so stupid, some say we are not grown up, some are depressing and some just funny, some so stupid they are funny
It depends on the mood we are in.. today, this just made me laugh...
Are you boasting? Or are you serious? Do you like the woman looking? Do you want them to think you have a hardon? Figure out the answer either make it even more obivious or less. Let us know please.
I personally appreciate a nice buldge depending on my mood. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 4:57:12 PM | Maybe you got high hanging nads? If your nads hang to high, your weiner rests atop of them, thus bulging out. Seriously...
Got to the doc and get those pebbles dropped down a little. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 5:14:56 PM |
I've never mistaken an everyday bulge with a hardon! OP Get your pants fitted properly so your pecker doesn't show through - or switch the type of underwear you are wearing!
Omg, too funny! | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 9:48:13 AM |
whatever that means. I do not recomend Mexican Dr's.
Obviously you never had Dr. Pinga de Pollo. Not only is his work legendary, but you get a free shot of tequila and get to eat your own gusano. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2008 10:00:34 AM | I don't think many women have mistaken a bulge for an erection. Most of us know the difference... 
Try dressing to the left instead of the middle. | |
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