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Posted: 7/28/2008 10:10:28 AM | Dear God OP this is too funny.
I'd think you'd appreciate it a bit more most of us have to get the "push up" underwire underwear to get that effect. Just remember not to wear underwire underwear in the airport or near anything magnetic.
An Air Force cop on his last day on active duty put a sausage down his pants while he was directing traffic. It was several hours before anybody got "offended". ROTFLMAO. | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 4:34:11 AM | | OMG...this has to be the funniest thread ever. But DPTB's response is brilliant. Kudos! | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 6:13:21 AM | I had a conversation this week with a friend from high school, who informed me that the rumour in Grade 12 was that I had a sock stuffed down the front of my jeans.
I didn't.
Mind you, this was the late 70s, and my jeans were so tight they could probably tell if I was circumcised.
I will have to check around at work and see if there are any similar rumours floating about. *crosses fingers* | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 3:26:09 PM | for me neither, it's because the "drawers" get bunched up in there and it's like a reverse wedgie  | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 6:43:41 PM | Duct tape... seriously tho I personally do not mind seeing that at all, whether it's hard or not it's pretty hot to see something there. I ride the C-train and when it's packed and I am sitting on a bench seat often I will have a row of men standing facing me their crotches lining up perfect with my eyes thank gawd for sunglasses. I have seen actual anatomy thru thin pants, bulges, nothing at all... to me it's all good. | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 6:59:08 PM | | actually a male friend of mine complained of that. he aleviated that problem by wearing tights. this is actually not a bad idea. plus since ur wearing pants no one will know but you. | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 7:22:16 PM | I don't know that we get the impression that there is a hard on- I think it is more... that guy is really packing | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 7:58:35 PM |
he aleviated that problem by wearing tights
Hmmm ... doesn't seem to work too well for the male ballet dancers.  | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 8:38:37 PM | | lol...hahahaha!too funny bigthunder | |
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Posted: 7/29/2008 9:03:54 PM | Boxer briefs like the others said...
Also, if they are looking, they are probably interested. Don't be so self conscious! | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 10:52:09 AM | | okay, seriously, don't most women love to see that we seem to have a certain affect on a man we are interested in......I seem to affect someone I know by sitting across from him at dinner and looking at him...... I LOVE IT JUST LOVE IT....Fifi----who feels like a sexy bbw diva today, even if I will be 51 next week.... | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:19:41 PM | Penis bulge... LOVE IT!!
But if you don't....stop wearing tight pants...lmao !!! | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:47:37 PM | | Woman like looking at your package just like some of you like looking at cleavage. | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:52:45 PM | ApplePie.... it sure is !! Have you ever dated someone w. a nice PENIS BULGE....only to find out when he took his pants off there was nothing really there... LMAO
A woman with boosted up cleavage takes her bra off and nothing really there... hahaha | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 12:58:25 PM | I still have something there when I take off my bra...it's just not in the same place any more....
Men with small packages generally are better lovers. They try harder. Men with big ones just tend to do the penis swing and say"You like that babe? Look at him!! Look at him!!" and ...there's really not that much after that. | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 1:05:49 PM | Nope I personaly can tell the different between a buldge and hard on. Hard on is more pointed out and buldge is sort of just there..... I try to not to stare but I do tend to look. It tends to make my mind go hay wire and my heart beating a thousand beats a minute. I never had this problem until I met a girl in highschool and we went to a grocery store
and we walking around she said look THE BULDGE. I said what is that? She said OMG you dont know what that is? I looked and since then I have been extreamly addicted yes I have been caught and its rather embarrassing. So now I have a cure. If I notice a buldge. I started playing with my phone to distract myself from looking as I feel im a little old to be looking | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 1:23:41 PM | OMG-you shut up!! You are NEVER too old to look at a bulge. That is one of life's little(or big)pleasures.
It is exciting to see a man with a hard-on out in public, and even more exciting if you were the cause of it. Just thinking about it gives me butterflies in my stomach.
Bulges/hard-ons...it's one of those things where you glance, but you shouldn't stare.
I get like that if I see a little chest hair sticking out of the collar of his shirt.
(you know I'm kidding about telling you to shut up, right?) | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 3:44:43 PM | i once saw a guy with THE most gigantic bulge on the planet... ever in the history of mankind. i mean it was positively pathological. either that, or he had a small beach towel shoved into his nickers. there he was, strutting up and down the street like nothing was wrong.
to add to the the shock value, the guy was about 70 years old, bald, wearing plaid paints and a striped shirt. | |
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Posted: 7/30/2008 4:04:41 PM | I saw a woman looking at bulge and It started getting hard and she looked more and got even harder. one time I made so much pre-cum that there was a wet spot in my pants.
hope this never happens again I all most had a fit. | |
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Posted: 8/31/2008 6:55:25 AM | | Thank you all. The duct tape is the only thing that worked, | |
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Posted: 8/31/2008 8:38:11 AM | Wait...so you mean women actually look at a man's pants in the crotch area?
Wow. Guess we should all wear bigger, baggier pants. | |
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Posted: 8/31/2008 10:41:35 AM | | why should men have to wear baggie pants to hide there penis when women walk around with hafe there boobs hanging out? | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 4:04:31 PM | | OMG Big Thunder! That is way too funny. ROFL | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 6:34:36 PM | | Another "I have a problem with my GIANT penis" thread? I love this site! | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 7:51:25 PM | i have an idea of how u could hide it
step into my office please. | |
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