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Posted: 9/1/2008 8:31:26 PM | Ok, OP ~ know just what you are talking about.
I dated a guy that was ummm - rather well hung for lack of a better way to put it. He did not like to wear underwear. Because he was ummm, big ~~ the undies that he wore fit too tight and he was not comfortable. If he bought undies that fit his "stuff" proper you could put 2 of him in them. So, he chose to do the whole commando thing.
Now, when he wore dress pants that were of thin layer and even though pleated you could actually see all his "goods" ~ I would be like "ummm hon, ummm that does not look so good~ you can see your "stuff" 1/2 way down your leg." Oh dear.
I did not want to go out with him sporting that - ya just could not help but see it.
Soo... I dunno what I am saying here, just that it is not easy for men that have alot of ummphhh in their bummphh or something.
Maybe some new undies that fit men proper up front that are large without them being a size 40 in waist?
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Posted: 9/1/2008 9:21:24 PM | O.k.too funny im sorry this one made me laugh hahahhaha WEAR LOOSE CLOTHES THEN! | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 9:42:21 PM | LMFAO...Umm, I think he kinda of did ~ but it did not matter. You could see his fcken mushroom head thru those pants. I remember one time when we were going out and were at his parents house...LMFAO...His mom took one look at him and said "FRANKIE! you can't go out like that, that just does not look nice!" ROTFLMFAO... His MOM could see his junk. LOL. Lordy.
Oh, but that junk. Good Heavens. I am still spinning. Gonna get me some more of that THANK YOU! The pants were pleated... He was not trying to show off his stuff, just could not help it. He has it. Ummm...he has been gone for awhile...moved cross country...but ya know what? Me thinks a trip is in order. OMG!!
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Posted: 9/1/2008 9:46:43 PM |
Oh, but that junk. Good Heavens. I am still spinning. Gonna get me some more of that THANK YOU!!
Ummm? I know we are friends in all but?It really grosses me out when you go on about penis bulge flashbacks.
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Posted: 9/1/2008 9:52:05 PM | ^^^^LOL...
You are just wrong... Got me all wrong!! You know my deal!! LMFAO!! Price line?? Can I get SHATS on the line?? LOL ~ with an open shirt of course!! Then we will talk prices BABY!! LMFAO!! I can't ~ too funny. I care about as much as mushroom cOck as I do about SHATS... Ya...I don't. Just funny to see them both!! Dumped one ~ (he was not fun ~ takes alot more then a coat of cOck to make it at ThunderRoad...he had the goods but not the UMMMPHHHH!) As far as SHATS??? please. YUCK. I don't care what price he can give me on cOck # 1 there...still not into it...maybe if it was free...then again...I don't think so. He went bottom feeding since me. Icky.
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Posted: 9/1/2008 10:07:01 PM | Dear OP,
I have your answer. It was right in the yellow pages. "Penises Anonymous". Our local chapter is run by Lorania Bobbitt. They have a catchy little slogan in their add...
"Can't go wrong, If it's gone" The Number for them is: 1-800- Nip-Snip
I imagine they can help you, It says, over 100,000 gone, but not forgotten.
Lots of luck
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Posted: 9/2/2008 5:16:17 PM | LMFAO...I don't think I made any point in this thread...Other then some dude I used to date needs to find undies that fit him proper. Sorry, my bad. I was talking to my good friend billywings or whatever the heck his name is today (aka: Antonio Beaverhousen) via email kidding around as we do and I kinda crossed the emails with the posts. Sorry about that. The outcome...I made no sense at all.
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Posted: 9/2/2008 5:43:05 PM | I just avoid this by wrapping it around my leg a few times and securing the family jewels underneath it all. Another way to avoid this is to just stop wearing pants altogether. Call attention to your svelte ankles & knobby knees instead! | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 5:57:42 PM | Just buy pants with three legs.  | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:09:46 PM | I did something about the problem. I went to a special clinic in Zurich that specializes in penis reduction surgery.~~~~
OMG- Saying this....is like a woman saying she had breast reduction to a man only because she thought they were to big (I do understand that most of the time it is a medical problem such as back pain and strain)... Such a shame and a waste!!
Women who appreciate the penis enjoy seeing or invisioning it...One who is endowed should walk proud. | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 12:08:34 PM | Met a cute guy in the park in nothing but stretchy cotton shorts and shoes. Yes I could tell no underwear when he squatted and his stuff pushed up against the fabric... Nice bulge. :)
And yes. I looked. aka stared. Very strangely turned on by it. Felt like I was sneakin' a lil peek. Um, wanted to see more.....
And yes, he was single. And he offered his phone number. Which I took, of course!
The rest, as they say, is history (in the making).
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Posted: 9/3/2008 12:17:41 PM | | ^^ Hmmm next time I see a woman's cameltoe in public, I should try and get her phone number *rubs chin* | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 12:17:47 PM | | No help here. It'd be great to have these problems besides all the bills coming due at once and deadlines fast approaching at the office. | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 12:54:56 PM | ^^^^^^ By all means, John, by all means get her phone number. LOL
If you see it, she wanted you to!
Actually...you being a young'un and all... I might skip getting hers. She might be a bit too hot to handle! 
Besides...I wasn't, um, wearing a bra. And yes, he could tell. :) So maybe that's why he asked, hmmm? Guess it truly does go both ways!
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Posted: 9/3/2008 1:03:35 PM | | there is nothing wrong with a penis bulge boys its kind of sexy | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:39:30 PM | After reading some of the posts by the women in this thread. I have this sudden urge to walk around with a can of coke in my pants.
That might get me some wanted attention.
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Posted: 9/3/2008 5:48:46 PM | | I generally wake up, look down, stop grinning, and quietly wish I was more a show-er than a grower... | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:10:55 PM |
After reading some of the posts by the women in this thread. I have this sudden urge to walk around with a can of coke in my pants.
That might get me some wanted attention.
That or get me arrested. One or the other.,
Or a hard to explain at the ER case of frostbite.
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:16:10 PM | Yeah ... oh man I’ve had my problem with “the bluge” ok.
One time I was at the beach and noticed - the lifeguard had all these hot chick all around him. Later when the crowd (crowd of hot chicks) thinned out some - I ask the guy “how do you get all these hot chicks” - he said ......
“Just put a potato down your swim trunks”.
I smacked my forehead and thought to myself “why I never thought of that”.
I ran home and got a big potato and stuffed it down my pants and ran back to the beach.
I strutted up and down the beach (proud as a peacock) and I noticed the chicks were pointing at me and laughing.
It was NOT working.
I went back to the lifeguard station and told him what was going on (the gals pointing and laughing at me).
He said ......
“you are suppose to put the potato in the front” | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 8:29:38 PM | Lol......I would say to the man, anymore than a throatful is wasted anyway. Women really, really, don't like a man with a huge**** It is like being invaded by a battering ram.
The next day the junk in your trunk is bruised and sore. It ain't no fun. A big one is fantastic, but a guy who has to super glue....tee hee...it to his leg....twitter twitter...pulllleeeeze!
Why would anyone think this guy is for real anyway? That's like a woman with Dolly Parton tits saying, "Oh my, ah jus don't know whut ta do wich these big jugs!"
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Posted: 9/4/2008 3:11:24 AM | | what a retarded thread! But..for what it's worth, try carrying a sweet potato, or large yam, in each pocket. That would be...FRONT pockets. Actually....put one in the back of your pants...right in the crack of your as*, and they'll stop snickering at your so-called penis. (and start HOWLING at your new bulge!) Good luck at the office watering hole. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 4:14:08 AM | Well if you truly have a problem with the "bulge" you can get yourself a Prince Albert and secure it back as was done during the Era so named for the Prince when they wore fancy dress that were very fashionable. Rumor has it the Prince was well endowed but did not wish to advertise this and tight pants were the rage.
One quick procedure and something to tie it back and there you have it.
Wear loose fitting crotch pants for this.
And just think of the extra benifit, you can really get their attention once you let er loose from it's hangar and maybe even get a look of awe from her for the jewelry.
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Posted: 9/4/2008 10:35:06 AM | | omg toooooooooooooo funny | |
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