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Posted: 9/6/2008 2:48:28 PM | Levis 501 are good to show off your butt and penis !!! I show off my gym butt and penis bulge off at the same time in 501s  | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 2:51:37 PM | Are we talking an off to the side bulge??? or down the leg bulge?
My ex used to take care of this problem by wearing tighter underwear and by keeping his penis straight up and down with his zipper. He had a fixation I think on people not seeing his bulge and would stand in a full length mirror and look at himself to make sure his penis was straight under his pants and that no one noticed a bulge.. weird.. I know. | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 2:55:19 PM | Thats an easy one.
Tape it down with duct tape! THAT oughtta keep it down and flatten that sucker! 
(so much for the self advertising eh? LOL)  | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 3:06:56 PM | are you serious....?....as long as it's not doin this.. ...under there..you should be okay | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 3:10:26 PM |
Thats an easy one.
Tape it down with duct tape! THAT oughtta keep it down and flatten that sucker!
(so much for the self advertising eh? LOL)
lmfao...hehehehehehe, yeah...
i normally talk to the face
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Posted: 9/6/2008 3:39:12 PM | | you can buy underwear with a built in c*ckring to really show it off. | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 3:54:59 PM | LOL.
In all seriousness I use to have a pair of "Edwin" jeans that really use to accentuate my package. (Ok I was like 18 then ). Someone actually pointed it out to me, very embarrassing at that age.
So if the OP is actually serious, change your pants not the underwear.
Levis 501 are good to show off your butt and penis !!! I show off my gym butt and penis bulge off at the same time in 501s
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Posted: 9/6/2008 4:11:49 PM | | i just tie ot around my ankle | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 4:34:21 PM | Well I feel guilty saying this but I like to look but I try not to be obvious about it. LOL
If you have a big one and it shows a little I would be proud of it. It is better than having a teenie weenie I guess. But I can understand. Me being a large brested women I am always getting uncomfortable stares from men. So I understand how it can be an uncomfortable feeling. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 8:20:34 AM | I like the way you think.................besides is it always about how big the guy is??? I know for a fact that women come in different sizes too, and it's not always the size of their tits!!!!
Good comment AarAndEpps too bad u r so far away! | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 8:28:06 AM | | By tucking it between your legs it will excite it more creating the opposite effect than the one wished for ^^ | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 8:52:42 AM | If its hard, it looks a little different.
A nice bulge...is nice to see! | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 11:09:23 AM | Invest in better formal wear. Any good tailor will ask you if you "dress right or left" and get your preference on which side you want to hang on. He'll tailor the pants to match that. Better tailored pants, especially since you said it's a work atmosphere, will help with that issue.
In the meantime, you could try this:
After class/work I usually go right to my workout and/ or grappling practice, so I just wear compression shorts as underwear on those days. The compression shorts will, well, compress. You won't have as many bulge issues.
If you need a quick fix while waiting for the tailor, you might want to try that. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 11:43:28 AM | Do as i did , get a penis reduction operation , i ,ve a nice cameltoe these days no bulge  | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 11:48:57 AM | I'm going to take a potato or large yam with me when I go to the beach from now on. I'd hate to give a false impression on the beach.
The potato in the trunks is equivalent to a woman stuffing her bra. So many false impressions out there these days. Looks can be deceiving. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 12:47:28 PM | | It could be worse man...the bulge could be at the back! | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 1:28:26 PM | It's allright, shorty. If you can't fight it, work with it, and make it your best frontset.
But work it with style, because if you are as obvious as you are with this post, you ain't getting nowhere. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 4:07:38 PM |
So do ladies get the impression that one has a hard-on just because there is big bulge down there?
Well... this is a dandy question. I think it's probably pretty unique too.
My assumption would be as follows:
It may be hard, but if it ain't hard, then it's freaking big.
Either way.. I'm thinking good thoughts.
I agree with message #2, as well.
Just tuck it between your legs.
Did anyone else get a Silence of the Lambs flashback upon reading that? | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 5:32:20 PM |
Just tuck it between your legs.
I can't do that sines my inner hip muscles are so big.
when you have big leg muscles your penis and b*lls get pushed in front of the body.
I bought pair of relaxed fit jeans and there still is a bulge :) I like it to show a little. | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 6:01:55 PM | | Have you considered asking your tailor what his sexual orientation is? | |
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Posted: 9/9/2008 6:27:52 PM | | I wish I had your problems. | |
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Posted: 9/10/2008 7:26:56 PM |
A nice bulge...is nice to see!
what do you like about it?
Just curious because I am fairly large down there, and have never showed it off but feel like I am missing out now! | |
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Posted: 9/11/2008 1:59:19 PM | I'm not uptight about this part of my body.
It's my hair I'm now worried about. I'm losing it rapidly.
Being almost bald before 30, is a pretty humbling experience. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2008 6:11:34 PM | | I have been worried about the same thing in the past, I don't know why its ok for women to laugh at this guy when they surly wouldn't if it was a big breasted lady. I found it was worse with uniform pants, the type service men were, I didn't have much choice in what I wore to work, and found it very embarrassing. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2008 6:20:22 PM | | Duct Tape..........the handyman's tool for your tool! If you shave down there...well the duct tape will help with that too! | |
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