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Posted: 9/26/2008 11:46:00 AM | | LMAO---im not seeing the problem???so what if ppl are looking--as long as its not guys---who cares. You guys look at our ass and boobs all the time---why cant we look at your"package"...lmao | |
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Posted: 9/28/2008 8:08:16 PM | Hmmmmm?? Your package is too noticeable??? LOL....now i have heard it all.... | |
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Posted: 9/29/2008 1:38:20 PM | It's nice to hear women say this isn't a problem. Only problem is, you're in front of your screens, and not in the street saying this.
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Posted: 9/29/2008 3:53:16 PM | | I had to stop doing that after my last arrest. Apparently you are not allowed to stand in the street and yell"LET ME SEE YOUR PENIS BULGE!!!" | |
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Posted: 9/29/2008 3:57:31 PM |
You guys look at our ass and boobs all the time---
You say that like it's a bad thing... | |
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Posted: 9/29/2008 4:02:08 PM | | god, if this is'nt a trolling post I do not know what is. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2008 8:26:43 PM | I agree with Irish here...its a troll post.... but off topic Irish gent you are HOTTTT!!!! | |
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Posted: 9/30/2008 11:09:53 PM | Baddddddd Kitty! You know my bulge is bigger than his! I have some of those old 70's tube sox, ya know?
Yer makin' me jealous!
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Posted: 12/6/2008 9:57:13 AM | LMAO LMAO LMAO! 
Can't help but wonder if the OP found a place to hide that "evidence"?? lololol
omg .. tube socks!!! lololol .. I will Never forget the night a friend and I were absolutely captivated by the bulge in a certain lead singers spandex .. omg .. after the break, when they were back on stage - we both cracked up! The bulge had moved!! Oh yes it did! .. it now started about 4 inches Below the 'crotch' and ended closer to his knee!!! toooo funny! And, no, I don't recall the name of the band - why would I remember That?! lol
too funny .. a penis thread, who'da thunk ..  | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 10:13:12 AM | | Sometimes when I am at work I cant help but have my schlong hang out the bottom of my pants, should I just tuck it in my sock or let it go? Does anyone else have this problem. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 10:35:33 AM | how the %@&*()#^%#$^()^#() was THIS post (OP ) NOT deleted as "Attention seeking" ?
oh yes, did I tell you about how I was driving down the street & saw a pretty girl..got hard and my leg shot up under the dash with my knee locked..shorted out the ignition???
day-um.. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 11:02:56 AM | | Men never lie about there penis size to women sense they will find any way when they have sex. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 11:14:03 AM | ^^^
do you know why women generally can't tell distances?
because so many men have told them that this:
[<----------------------------------->] is eight inches.. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 11:23:02 AM | ^^^^ LOL
Men never lie about there penis size to women
*cough* Survey says they do!!!! | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 11:44:52 AM | "Tight underwear don't really work"
... and makes you impotent | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 11:53:56 AM |
They often ask you which side do you "hang".
I think the real phrase they use is "On which side do you "dress"? | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 12:37:25 PM | | After this reading this thread, my essential take on a date item, will be a tape measure..! | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 1:40:13 PM | I found the easiest way to remove the bulge in the penis area is to place my car keys in a different pocket where they dont show as bad. Other than that, have no idea about this problem. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 2:22:39 PM | Did someone say they ask which side does it hang? Who ask's that?
I hang straight down by the way.
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Posted: 12/6/2008 2:59:19 PM | "After this reading this thread, my essential take on a date item, will be a tape measure..!"
Well, not a bad idea, very helpful tool if you want to reduce your selection to a minimum. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 4:17:09 PM | | It is true for those that don't believe it....OP, don't try to hide it.....it's been a great conversation starter with the females that aren't exactly shy about asking about it | |
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Posted: 12/6/2008 4:39:05 PM | | From a woman's perspective. I wish I had a man that had that problem, if it is a problem. Most men only wish they had that problem. You don't hear men complaining that womens breasts stick out too much. Probably looser fitting underwear would allow the 'family jewels' to ride closer to the body. In the meantime, enjoy the gifts that you were given and wear looser clothes. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2008 7:03:53 PM | | Now you men know our secret: women have been looking at the "crease" in your pants since the first caveman invented long pants! Where there's a crease, there's a head of a penis. The lower the crease, the bigger the package. Of course, this method isn't foolproof, but it can be an indicator of things to, ahem, come. Ladies, in addition to a tape measure, include a pair of binoculars to your "date kit" if you want to size up your partner! | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 10:47:32 AM | | LOL. Silly topic for sure. That bulge could be just a sock. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 10:50:47 AM | | I tie mine around my waist to make it look like a belt. Then I just tuck the slack leftover into a front pocket. | |
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