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Posted: 12/8/2008 10:52:03 AM |
I found the easiest way to remove the bulge in the penis area
A pair of nut crackers? | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:15:06 AM | | Well, OP, I usually just leave my fly unzipped and allow my p e n i s to hang loose for introductions. Beth, Sally, Ann this is my p e n i s... | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:20:30 AM | Is that what all these profiles with Hang Out on it mean?
OP that has to be one of the saddest plays for attention I have ever seen online. Get a mirror or something. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 11:28:38 AM | Tuck it in the condom pocket of your underwear Is this guy for real? He is such a joke. I highly doubt if he has this problem. He just thinks bragging about his bulge will get him more attention from the ladies Haven't you heard sugar, its not the size of it, but how skillfully you use it. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 1:45:40 PM | | I Wearing levi's and boxers it is a good way to show my bulge. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 3:27:03 PM | | If a man doesn't want women to notice his bulge, then simply wear looser pants. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2008 6:43:12 PM | I do say I love for women to notice my bulge. I didn't have one until I got the implant to make it stand up real hard and fast and for going head first into that thing called UH UH UH ya'll know what I am talking about. But with the way that thang is now I can have one hell of a bulge or just a dam good one. I am very proud of my bulge. All you women can look at it all you want to. Feel free. It really stands out when I wear dress pants. I mean BIG BULGE ladies.....Talk about a mid life ego but it will sure give a man one hell of one them. It has me....lol lol lol lol........
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Posted: 12/18/2008 9:46:55 AM | | Sabre, that was probably a major prostate problem Not a bulge. When older guys don't get their protstate problems fixed, Their balls can get the size of a bowling ball. Because their balls fill up with excess fluid. | |
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Posted: 12/18/2008 10:16:56 AM | | get jock strap and cup lol | |
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Posted: 12/18/2008 12:54:06 PM | i've never seen a guy look like he has a hard on when he dosent.....some men are well endowed but in my experiences you can tell the difference.....normally to much of a buldge means your pants are to loose......... | |
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Posted: 1/20/2009 8:55:04 AM | OP:
dude, I heard this song was written for YOU..
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IX380vS_Mzs
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Posted: 1/20/2009 9:45:14 AM | Damn, I honestly thought this thread was dead 
True story.
About two weeks ago, I was on my way home on the train. I got squeezed in by several people while I was sitting down. When the train pulled off, the initial progression made several people slip and fall. One woman fell into my lap; and as she was raising her butt, she said "Thank you, that was wonderful".
She was blushing for about five minutes and passed many glances. Then, she broke down and gave me her phone number and email address. | |
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Posted: 1/20/2009 11:32:41 AM | | Bikini underwear...don't have it hanging down, have it up and toward your hip. It worked for my ex... | |
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Posted: 1/20/2009 11:39:46 AM | Do you go to work in a polyesther liesure suit with tight bell-bottom pants? LOL sorry, couldn't resist. I just keep picturing some very bad look from the 70's
Seriously though, do you have sideburns?
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Posted: 1/20/2009 12:00:47 PM | Why try and hide the bulge?? I check this out all the time. Although I have found that sometimes it is no indicator for what the man's size is when he is hard, but still fun to look at.
If you don't like us looking then you shouldn't get pleasure from looking at our chests and butts. | |
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Posted: 1/20/2009 4:36:24 PM |
True story.
About two weeks ago, I was on my way home on the train. I got squeezed in by several people while I was sitting down. When the train pulled off, the initial progression made several people slip and fall. One woman fell into my lap; and as she was raising her butt, she said "Thank you, that was wonderful".
She was blushing for about five minutes and passed many glances. Then, she broke down and gave me her phone number and email address.
true story huh?!...well, it sounds like you two are going to have a lovely time together
later | |
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Posted: 1/20/2009 5:14:19 PM | | Surely, know one on here believes this OP. I cannot believe this posting has not been deleted. | |
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Posted: 2/24/2009 5:48:50 PM | OmG you sound like a silly old fool here??!! Hey I went out with you and never noticed anything. mid life ego? OmG LoL
they say...no fool like an old fool...  | |
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Posted: 2/25/2009 12:14:36 AM | | Don't be so self conscience. If anyone looks funny or says something to you about it, its only because they are jealous they dont have a bulge or they are jealous their man doesnt have a bulge. So tellem to get bent. Remember, the glass is half full. There is a plus side to everything. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2009 12:27:01 AM | Me too
Walkingtall,carrying a big stick.com
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Posted: 2/25/2009 7:03:40 AM | I have the same problem, it's just so huge that it looks like I have an armadillo stuffed in my pants, and when I wear my Armani suits, which is most of the time, it's just ridiculous, everyone stares at me, what do I do? ladies? any solutions?
Obviously I'm kidding, but some took this guy seriously, so just in case- I'm only kidding. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2009 11:27:36 AM | Damn. You had me at bulge.
I mean Armani suit.
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I like looking. Makes for some interesting conversations between my friends and I as we try to figure out "Is it real, or is it kielbasa? " | |
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Posted: 2/25/2009 4:10:07 PM | i wish i had that problem haha!
just tie it in a knot mate. | |
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Posted: 2/25/2009 8:37:12 PM | Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show... ?
I personally believe in the 6 second rule .. if you gottah look longer than six seconds you are a slime ball .. either sex..
Now as for women telling you that you should camouflage the snake into a large flat tapeworm so that they don't have to see it .. I usually talk to someones face .. eyes .. brain... well the big brain that is...
anyway....... if you ask me it is about time that men went around wearing what I have coined.. " a corn and bean bag" it is pants that invest in showing the endowments of your other wallet.. the family jewels, flopped out . swinging in a cloth bag in the breeze . I mean what is wrong with it .. women have been doing it for centuries .. so why not guys .. loin clothe revisited.. hmm ??
I mean seriously it makes sense .. as primates that way we can at least envy to some small extent our girlfriends partner even if we think he is a total di=ckhead in all other ways...
If women are staring at your penis for too long .. don't worry as sometimes c'ck on the brain is their problem.... and really doesn't someone have to play the right tune on the flute to charm the snake anyway... | |
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Posted: 2/25/2009 11:22:00 PM | | Being Asian, I'm quite self-conscious, so I took a friend's advice once to increase my bulge so I put a giant tube sock in my pants. We're out at a bar and some chicks start pointing and laughing at me. My friend calls me over and tells me, "dude, you were supposed to put the sock in the front." | |
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