| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 4:04:01 PM | "OH ans BTW I like white wine and sure popcorn goes good with that! "
Ditto....white wine and popcorn please...when will the next show be starting and how much is admission? | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 4:09:10 PM | | how can any straight man jack off with another man in the room? let alone jack off together!? i used to get disturbed when my male cat watched me jack off so i definately couldn't have any man in the room at the same time! horrendous | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:19:38 PM | Ditto on the white wine but popcorn? Gets stuck in my teeth. How about I bring a plate of homemade dark chocolate chip cookies instead... And yeah the one upmanship would be freakin hilarious. I can see them adding in some side bets as to who will finish first, shoot further, etc... And puttin each other down "oh is that what you call an erection? now this here's an erection" as he gestures down.
THe penis jerk off competition... stay tuned...
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:29:10 PM | Maybe I'm wired wrong; but, if there are ladies present, I think it would be much more interesting for them to participate. Maybe a BJ contest. The guy who goes off first loses; and the lady who causes her guy to lose it first wins. Wins what I don't know. Maybe a chance to try again.  | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:29:50 PM |
It's not gay... it's just two guys hangin' out watching some porn. They did not watch each other, they did not touch each other, they did not suck each other, they did not compare techniques, they did not time their orgasms together, they did not measure and compare distance of shots.... gimme a break and quit being so homophobic.
It's not gay...It's damn close though. How close to gay is it? Well, the poster admits it turned him on. No need to further discuss it. He obviously pondered the very thought of banging his friend in the doody chute. Wait, I puked in my mouth a little, ok, hold on, now, ok....Not even after running for 15o yds in a game and taking a shower with my teammates did I ever consider the possibility that sitting around sharpening our pencils together would be fun.....Just doesnt happen in a straight man. He's bi or bi-curious for real, and should be voted off the island. The tribe has spoken.  | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:34:19 PM | hey oscar, I think it takes a real sexy man to tell that story. One who has a strong sense of self is one that could walk away from that experience with your attitude. Good for you! I think it is totally hot to watch a man do that, and wish I was there, LOL! The man who knows of self lovin is the man who can love another the best! ROCK ON! Warmest Regards, Stormy | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:36:13 PM | Oh starguy.... yes the tribe has spoken...the FEMALE tribe... and we want to hide behind the curtains and watch you guys jerk off...
Oh heck, the other guy wants us to participate... now that totally changes the dynamic... Hmmmmmm.....Ladies in the tribe, what say ye?
Would be less "gay". But...I think the whole point was that it was 2 guys watching a porno, across the room from each other, jerking off, pretending they didn't know what the other was doing, that made it attractive, at least to me. *Especially* with them being completely heterosexual.
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:41:42 PM | Sounds like you have a little sugar in your tank, try it again by embracing you friend and maybe you will like it. Good luck  | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:46:28 PM | Oscar M says, "
The other day I was watching some porno and doing my thing (since there was no one else to do it for me) when all of a sudden my male roomate walked in on me (we're both straight) I practically jumped out of my "fore" skin. He said, "Oh, sh*t! I didn't know you were here". Me neither. Well, after the initial shock wore off he sat down on the other side of the room and started watching the porn flix too. At that moment, I could hear some moaning coming his way. He was jerking off. I figured he had no inhibitions and we were practially a cab ride away and we weren't even looking at each other (basically) so I continued where I left off. Well, we both did our deeds, exchanged a glancing nod and said nothing. We never brought this "up" again. As embarrassing as it was, it was also kind of a turn on. I've heard of "circle jerks" and find that a little uneasy. But, since I know these things do exist I didn't feel that bad. Should I feel bad about this? Should I look into this again? And, has something like this ever happened to you? Thanks for your time. "
I think you need to explore some places down in South Beach Florida to find yourself. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 7:52:15 PM | Could be you've discovered a bit of your exhibitionist/voyeur side. Don't let others judge you. Do what you want to do as long as you're not hurting yourself or others (unless, you're into pain of course)... don't feel bad about it - you got off right?
At a friends house one night, my ex and I were over there visiting...visits at their place always turned into sex parties...anyway, we came up from downstairs after doing our thing, came upstairs, and there was a threesome happening on the couch...one where my buddy had his fist up his wife's you know what while she was going down on another woman...we could have easily turned around, gone downstairs and pretended not to see anything...instead...my boyfriend pulled up a chair, lit up a smoke. And we sat there and watched...
Do what you want to do. We can't tell you any different. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:00:02 PM | | It's not a bad thing. But IMO it would be weird for 2 straight men to be beating off at the same time. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:12:58 PM | | Whatever floats your boat. Personally I don't want to be in the same room with another naked man with a hardon, and I wouldn't want another guy in the room with me if I were naked with a hardon. I'm not an orgy kinda guy. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:13:56 PM | | Not for me.Just wouldn't want to see a guy doing that. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:38:56 PM | | I hink you answered your own question by calling the men who were picking on you for this squares. There is nothing to be ashamed of- it happened, you din't plan it and you both ended up feeling good. Who did it hurt? no one! No shame in that! | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:44:14 PM | A few of my friends years ago (teenage or so years) had a jackoff contest to see who could cum the quickest. I guess this is the circle jerk thing you are referring to. These three guys also lived with the same girl and her mother as they were all kicked out of their homes by their parents and yes they were sleeping with the girl sometimes all at once. I knew all three very well and they never once said they enjoyed looking at another guy and I believe them. I was invited to be a part of this crazy gang bang a few times as the girl wanted a 4th but I declined (just not my thing). They eventually grew out of this.
At the end of the day though I think you have a little or more of a gay side to you. I mean for petes sake your profile has pictures of you with flowers. Maybe your bisexual? | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:47:12 PM | Blatant violation of the "One Sausage Rule".
Turn in your man card. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:49:47 PM | As mentioned, pretty sure this violates one of the fundamental Laws of Mankind.
There is room for precisely one erection in a given room. Any more than that violates at least one, possibly more, Laws of Mankind. | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 8:59:34 PM | | As long as there were no buns involved, you two weren't watching each other and thoughts were strictly on the Porn...I see no violation of man-law here... | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 10:45:33 PM | Okay, first off, YOU LADIES ROCK!!! At first I was getting pissed off (pissed on) at the naive and whimsical comments by these unin-cum-bent losers. Butt!!! When I saw all of these HOT woman who want to join in, then Dang! Encore performance Friday at Midnight. An open invitation to; Kit901 Kayliecat LaughingLibra Leeanne Raven (there's more fellas!) Beholder grapevine Stormy Nice guest list guys and look who's not on it. So,you're telling me, even if all these SEXY women want you to just get off in front of them with another guy (no contact) that you'd be stupid enough not to oblige? There's a 99.9% chance that they'd join in. Wow! I'd rethink your sexual oddysseys and start to explore some unopened doors and wild frontiers. When something like this occurs that's Tabboo, it enhances the excitement factor. If you guys want to keep on doing it the same convential boring way then I'm not going to get on your case for being inhibited. ob1kanobee, you are supposed to be the wise one. And, ladies admission is free and I have some special sauce to go on that popcorn. Or, if you would prefer it as a side dish. And, as far as the wine, we'll be stomping our own grapes that night. Yo dudes, get some balls! And, maybe you'll get the ladies,...in the end! And, all you HOT, SEXY, VOLUPTUOUS Ladies who are attending, just one thing,...don't CUM late!!!
Btw, those men who checked out my profile and my pix and commented about the flowers. What would you call a guy who checked out anothers guys profile, Bi-Curious? | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 10:49:52 PM | Should you feel bad about it? I don't think it's something to feel 'bad' about...
I think your key phrase was "it was also kind of a turn on," and of course you posting publicly about it and asking if you should "look into this again."
It was porn, not a lady. If it was a real woman and you were actually doing something sexual with a WOMAN with another guy arms-length away doing something sexual in relation to her too, that'd be very different. But, being turned on by waxing your carrot at the same time and around your roommate waxes his, in front of a TELEVISION SET, I would say is experimental on the non-heterosexual side of things.
Nothing wrong with exploring your own thing. It's America.... nothing like that has happened to me, and a roommate walking into my room would definitely kill the mood if I were doing that! | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 10:55:43 PM | | Well, children do this all the time. Maybe it was your inner child coming out to play. ANyway, who cares? Obviously you guys didn't. And you are not into each other. You did't jerk each other off...check each other out...have a contest. Maybe he thought it was exciting to be in the same room because it was taboo...or maybe he just doesn't take sex and privacy seriously and didn't really care. It doesn't mean you are gay...believe me. It's almost like having sex in the same room It's not popular...but I know some of you had sex in your parents basement while your friends where doing it at the same time on the other couch...back in high school! hahaha | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 11:15:26 PM | trekker000!, at this point I'm not prone to answer one fool at a time. I only deal with groups now. Can't you see that I've expanded. I never said once that this was INTENTIONALLY to get each other off. And, I was hoping it wouldn't because of the macho man in me. We didn't have any contact and paid 99% to what was going on on the TV. By, having a glancing "blow" for a split seond (1%) makes me gay or is it that I felt good? It wasn't the experience of being with a man that made it enjoyable. It was the positive results that ensued. It felt good. We hardly even realized and then later even acknowledged each other. That's what makes it Taboo. It was a one time thing.I wouldn't do again unless it was in front of all my wonderful fans and my fan club. How is that gay? It's gay when you don't explore/experiment.Life is full of new experiences good and bad.This might've initially of seemed like a bad experience, but it definately turned into a good one. AND THE LADIES DIG IT!!! That should be enough for any guy to want to try it. Try it, you'll like it! And as of now, I have a hot date on Friday Night with 10 sexy women. If you think that's gay, then call me gay.But, don't call me late for dessert!!! | |
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| Ready, Set, Cum! Posted: 7/23/2008 11:30:55 PM | LMAO..
I guess I can't picture just sitting down and diddling myself after catching someone doing it.
So this made for a goodnight laugh :D
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