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Posted: 7/24/2008 9:17:26 AM | I once masturbated in front of my dog while he was licking himself. I stared at the PC screen while he kept his eyes on his anus so, it wasn't like we were getting off on each other.
I would do it again but, our schedules hardly ever cross anymore.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 9:31:07 AM |
Nice guest list guys and look who's not on it. So,you're telling me, even if all these SEXY women want you to just get off in front of them with another guy (no contact) that you'd be stupid enough not to oblige? There's a 99.9% chance that they'd join in.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:21:22 AM |
This is not a black or white issue. Just because I said what he did is a little gay, doesn't mean I think he is wanting to go for the leather chaps and anal lube
LOL you're right-it's about people's sexual comfort levels or lack there of! I have no idea what is suppose to be the norm for anyone when it comes to sex, but I'm discovering that which most would consider abnormal-lol. Each of us has our likes and dislikes-but nothing seems as prevelant as the issue surrounding same sex antics with men. Course the same could be said about thin men who like having sex with big women-midgets with tall lovers-those who like back door action etc. ( hell-I know a LOT of men who are 'heterosexual and proud of it' but they would love nothing better than poking a woman in the rear-does that ring gayish???) | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:22:51 AM |
Posted By: One Fish... on 7/24/2008 12  26 PM Message: I once masturbated in front of my dog while he was licking himself. I stared at the PC screen while he kept his eyes on his anus so, it wasn't like we were getting off on each other. I would do it again but, our schedules hardly ever cross anymore. What kind of derogatory label do I get??
Considering your dog was keeping an eye on his anus, I think you may have left out information, from previous encounters with the dog, that may add context to your query. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:26:27 AM |
Posted By: magicalmary on 7/24/2008 2  22 PM Message: hell-I know a LOT of men who are 'heterosexual and proud of it' but they would love nothing better than poking a woman in the rear-does that ring gayish???)
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:38:44 AM |
If you look closely, you'll see that you answered your own question.
LOL-no I'm making the same assertion you and many other's have-anything that seems to be an act that is shared by HOMOSEXUAL men appears to be 'gayish' yet, I know plenty of HETEROSEXUAL men who like cornholing the lady they are with-but how do we, even as women, know that the man whose poking us in the back door isn't dreaming about some hot man? LOL!! Two men in the same room busting one off isn't gay-cuz guys are always rubbing the man tool ( even if it's just to make sure it's still there) PLUS what about all those football players patting each other on the arse in the locker room after a game??
If a person is comfortable enough to jack-off in the party of anyone else than I'd say they are sexually uninhibited and more kudo's too em. Most folks I know have always been sexually curious about lot's of things-doesn't mean they are gonna act on em-and those that do is THEIR choice. Anyway-I find your comments enjoyable and even if we agree to disagree is fine with me-cheers!
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:44:58 AM |
Posted By: magicalmary on 7/24/2008 2  44 PM Subject: Ready, Set, Cum! Message: LOL-no I'm making the same assertion you and many other's have-anything that seems to be an act that is shared by HOMOSEXUAL men appears to be 'gayish' ...
You haven't been reading MY posts, if that's what you think. Either that, or you're having trouble understanding them. Maybe I'm not smart enough to communicate in a manner that you can understand. Sorry for that. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:52:09 AM | LOL Hardayknight-
I'm blonde but hardly stoopid ( spelled incorrectly on purpose). Not all guys have 'homophobic' issues-and I'm not suggesting YOU are-but to assert that any man in the company of another whose touching their man parts is 'GAYISH' ( your terminology) tends to make me think you are a tad bit of a homo phobe! That is my opinion-doesn't mean it's yours or what you are trying to convey. Again-there are plenty of things men do that would appear a 'gay' act but that no more makes a man gay-either you are or your not. Those who MIGHT have bi- tendencies or are truly bisexual happen to enjoy sex with both genders.
Thats my story and I'm sticking too it!!  
Edit: I've read a lot of your posts-and there is nothing wrong with your way of thinking-it's just not the same as mine! Cheers~ | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 11:58:35 AM |
Leeanne said:
Hum sounds fun to me go for it again - take video and share it with the rest of us! Turns me on - gay or not!
And then Kaylie said:
LOL I'm with Leanne... if you do it again, at least tell us what happens! Inquiring minds want to know.
Laughinglibra said
Omg... I'll bring the wine and cheese and we'll project it on the big screen.... definitely intriguing to watch!
OT: It's not gay... it's just two guys hangin' out watching some porn. They did not watch each other, they did not touch each other, they did not suck each other, they did not compare techniques, they did not time their orgasms together, they did not measure and compare distance of shots.... gimme a break and quit being so homophobic.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 12:00:55 PM | Dudes! Have you NOT learned anything yet? I really don't need to defend myself, because it's what the woman think anyway that really counts. Don't you think?
bill4real, BE 4 REAL,we are both straight and it was a straight porn. And, SD James , I thought you looked familiar. We were (one time) just jacking off buddies. Bejeezus!
hardayknight, how much more confidant must I be in my sexuality? I POSTED IT!!!
The dude on post #83 must be delirious (fat women?) Let's just call him Tommy.
jwork25, you're finally coming to your senses. I'm just a normal guy like you. By you expressing the idea of having a beer with me is showing your maturity. Thanks.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 12:20:19 PM | What up Oscar, Right here with ya buddy!
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Posted: 7/24/2008 12:31:27 PM |
Posted By: OscarM. on 7/24/2008 3:00:55 PM
Message: Dudes! Have you NOT learned anything yet? I really don't need to defend myself, because it's what the woman think anyway that really counts. Don't you think?
hardayknight, how much more confidant must I be in my sexuality? I POSTED IT!!!
There's nothing wrong with being a little gayer than the next guy. I'm not trying to beat up on you, or belittle you. I'd have a beer with you, too. (I would even if you were a lot gay.) If somebody turns on the porn though... You're on your own.  | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 12:56:19 PM | Regardless of what has taken place in this thread, we must all admit that Oscar has become the biggest pimp on POF. Wow.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:02:15 PM |
Posted By: JWork25 on 7/24/2008 3  19 PM Message: Regardless of what has taken place in this thread, we must all admit that Oscar has become the biggest pimp on POF. Wow. Justin
The biggest one in this thread anyway. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:08:55 PM | Not a bad deal after all. I get the girl and make some drinking buddies. Beholder, I'd like to think of you as both.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:09:04 PM |
Regardless of what has taken place in this thread, we must all admit that Oscar has become the biggest pimp on POF. Wow.
Yeah, but I'm still not going to whack with any of you guys, so don't ask.  | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:15:44 PM | What makes this thread so funny is that while everybody worries about whether these guys are gay or not, there a men more manly than any on here that have participated in circle jerks.
I will not say what particular group, nor which service, but there is a Spec. Ops. group in the US military that I tried to join (and failed in the second phase of training) where there is a traditional circle jerk on a sand bar in the middle of the lake we trained in as part of the recognition of graduation from the indoc. phase and becoming a team.
Now these men would just as soon slit your throat as talk to you, and are most decidedly straight, you just don't **** with 35 years of tradition, that would be the ultimate in bad juju.
That said, are these guys gay? who knows, even less do I care....to each their own.
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:27:01 PM | Now, there's a real man for you. So, that's where our military funding is going to.
On a serious note. What was that second phase you speak of that you failed at or is that one of those things where if I tell you then I'd have to kill you?
Either way, Hoo-Ra!!!
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:37:18 PM |
Posted By: eon blue on 7/24/2008 4  44 PM Subject: Ready, Set, Cum! Message: What makes this thread so funny is that while everybody worries about whether these guys are gay or not, there a men more manly than any on here that have participated in circle jerks. I will not say what particular group, nor which service, but there is a Spec. Ops. group in the US military that I tried to join (and failed in the second phase of training) where there is a traditional circle jerk on a sand bar in the middle of the lake we trained in as part of the recognition of graduation from the indoc. phase and becoming a team. Now these men would just as soon slit your throat as talk to you, and are most decidedly straight, you just don't **** with 35 years of tradition, that would be the ultimate in bad juju. That said, are these guys gay? who knows, even less do I care....to each their own. Just my .02
That's an interesting story; and, I'm not sure how that tradition got started. I would say that doing it because you're expected to, within an organization such as you are describing (Or under hazing circumstances for a fraternity.) and doing it on your own for personal pleasure at a whim is slightly different. If one of those soldiers expressed a thrill at having participated in this tradition, I would question (silently) his full heterosexuality, too. I bet that several of his buddies would, also. | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 1:41:39 PM |
On a serious note. What was that second phase you speak of that you failed at or is that one of those things where if I tell you then I'd have to kill you?
I failed out due to tearing my knee apart during a run, but we were working NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) weapons course work at the time. Was a lot of fun...just wished I could have graduated! oh well,  | |
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Posted: 7/24/2008 2:02:52 PM | Sorry to hear about that.You're still a hero in my book. You kind of remind me of the ex- football player who got killed by friendly fire (obviously you're still alive!) I'm just talking about the positive mentality to drop a $5 million pro football career to fight for your country instead. Now, that's the ultimate in Patriotism!!!
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Posted: 7/24/2008 10:43:38 PM | If ten HOT chicks told you that if you and your best buddy would jack off at opposite sides of the room with no contact whatsoever, and that there was a 99.9% chance that ALL ten HOT chicks would join in, you wouldn't do it?
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Posted: 7/25/2008 12:27:26 AM | Eon Blue, in your message you said: "I failed out due to tearing my knee apart during a run, but we were working NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) weapons course work at the time. Was a lot of fun...just wished I could have graduated! oh well"
Due to the nature of the thread, I assume it was the biological weapons portion?
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Posted: 7/25/2008 1:48:20 AM |
Some women think it's hot for two men to have sexual relations with each other within a MMF threesome. Does that make the men involved any less involved in gay activity?
So, if two women do the same thing-does that make them lesbians???
Yes! You think rugmunching doesn't count as lesbianism just because there's a guy in the room too? It still is.
Try asking two straight guys who are up for a MMF threesome if they'll go down on each other as part of the act. They will say "Hell NO!", no matter what girl is present.
Back on topic:
I don't think what the OP posted counts as gay, but I sure as hell wouldn't do it. I can't think of anything else that would turn me off faster. It's like asking me if I'd be turned on by my parents having sex in the same room. Now I come to mention it, THAT would turn me off faster
So it's not about being homophobic. It's about not wanting to see/hear/think/know about certain people you know well or are close to doing sexual things. Especially whilst you're doing something sexual too. | |
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