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| when is it time to change your underwear.
Posted: 7/25/2008 3:06:56 PM |
windlover said:
Nitro....that is a visual I could have gone my entire life without.
Yeah, but I only wear them like 3 times a year...so that gives them time to air out
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| when is it time to change your underwear.
Posted: 7/25/2008 3:27:38 PM | Dont wear them at all, even with dresses. Drives my BF crazy, since he is the only one who knows. Well, I guess until now. Ssshhhh don't tell!  | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 3:32:50 PM | | ^^^^^ a girl after my own heart^^^^^still I feel the need to wear them so each and everyday is what I was taught....keeps everything fresh and happy | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 4:02:23 PM | what are those?  do women still wear them? i personally prefer thongs..take up less room in the dirty laundry and dry quicker..not to mention you only have to wash them once a month....atleast..unless of course you go 'commando' style ; ) | |
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Posted: 7/25/2008 4:30:38 PM | Just leave them on the floor, if you have a dog it will lick them clean overnight.
While in the military as a calvary scout and working with the West German army I was exposed to their philosphy that the correct ratio of dirt and natural body oils can make you water proof. Changing underwear was an alien concept. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 9:18:25 AM | Note from the underwear.......... The underwear say: Why must I be the one who is changed, I did nothing wrong........ Just hanging here doing my job properly (for the most part) wedgies are not my fault day in and day out........ Yet they seek to change me constantly. Revolt underwear of the world ........
Tomorrow everyone in the world will wake up and have to go commando, cause all of the underwear have run away....... Tired of their down trodden existance, and one pair is never enough life style.
Dreams
NOTE:  way to much lastnight, can you tell? | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 7:54:13 PM | When there are longer skid marks in them than a getaway car leaves
When you hear yourself saying "brown is the new white"
When it smells like farts even with your pants on
After you get home from the particularly haunted house
When you put your feet through the hole in the band but didn't notice it wasn't the leg hole.
Somebody gives you a wedgie and dyes your hair brown at the same time. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 8:11:30 PM | You can tell the old guys that don't wear supportive undies because their bollocks hang down one leg. Yeuch. Now if he has a long schlong and that hangs down his leg that's just free advertising.
Erm, change them every day of course and twice on date nights. I'd rather wash them by hand and put them on damp (or dry them with the blow dryer lol -done that lol) than wear dirty underwear. Yuck.
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Posted: 7/26/2008 10:48:38 PM | | at least everyday.. most likely shower in the morning for dirty sleep and sweat and then change then shower at night from dirty day tog get ready for night and bed... at least once a day but twice for me... idk crazy all i know is nasty as **** if you dont do once a day | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 11:08:10 PM | | Why change? Just wear them in the shower or bathtub or put them in the dishwasher in the morning, or just microwave them for a few minutes. I thought this was the reason febreeze was invented. | |
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Posted: 7/26/2008 11:09:37 PM | LOL awesome thread! I'm chuckling more and more at each of the posts I read.
However, I have a different proposal. Instead of going commando, or having to worry about changing your underwear constantly, just wear one pair and cut a big hole in the middle. That way you get the best of both worlds! You'll never have to change them or take them off (unless you have a really sweaty ass) but on the same token you'll have the same sense of freedom that is provided by going commando. Strange enough as this may seem, I know of people who have employed this method. Scary huh?  | |
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Posted: 7/27/2008 1:35:18 AM | Great job on making a funny thread, people! 
To answer Windloverr's question, yes, there have been many times when a trip to Wal-Mart has been easier than a trip to the laundry mat!
If you're a hippie who has lived in the woods like me, wearing a dress and no undies is the best way to make peeing outside convenient. In fact, this was the topic of discussion at the commune... some people thought women should be able to use the indoor pluming, while others thought everyone should be required to pee outside. Some women objected to the difficulty of peeing outside, but others swore by the no underwear and dress technique. After a heated debate it was decreed that not even the women could use the indoor pluming except for emergencies.
My advice.... don't live on a commune unless you want to negotiate with 40 other people about your underwear! | |
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