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 breathing

Joined: 3/15/2005
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Posted: 2/2/2006 6:47:45 PM
Hello all...good to be here with such fine company.

Longte...you got me laughing with that last one of yours. Heck, my mouth was open, too. Urf..good one, pardner.

Om...you're welcome and thank you for coming on down to the barn where the air is musty and the rhyme is damp. Well, my air is musty and my rhymes are damp. Haiku Idunno either most times, but I always appreciate a haiku.

Sukari...It's funny to read that someone "remembers snow". It's such a part of Canadian life that I often forget that a lot of the world doesn't go through winter 7 or 8 months out of the year. Snow in Texas? I guess it has happened before. Heck, it snowed in Florida a few times that I can remember..so Texas ain't too far-fectched. Good to see you here, my friend.

Rory...the legacy lives and breathes and makes barnyard sounds. I do have another Feargal poem in mind, and it's one that I've had in my noggin since this Feargal business began. Love the legacy...keep it going.

And hello there, Breathing...she's in the library sifting through books and looking perplexed. We must be missing a tome or two in this place. We'll sort it out later. Love the poem, love the words m'dear.

Okay...a poem from the goat. I'll have to come back in a bit and leave some droppings behind. Jussa sec...

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Ogh! I just logged in as Breathing...well, you all know this is the Goat. I'll come back as myself. I can't impersonate Breathing...her pants don't fit me as well as they fit her.

One more sec...
 GoatSmell

Joined: 5/27/2004
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Posted: 2/2/2006 6:59:40 PM
That's better...I am a Goat again...sorry about that.

Here's a randomly generated poem of moderately intelligent content:

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Groundhogs and Valentines

This shortest month of all
Is a strange one at that
You can hear your lover's call
Or predict weather with a rat

Does chocolate equal love?
Or does it reduce us to spite
Make sure you wear your gloves
Before the groundhog takes a bite

Only 28 days in this phase
When card sales soar
It's an odd little craze
That leaves me kinda bored

This month brings forth lovely, smelly flowers
We close our eyes and hold our noses
We will forge on despite their fragrant power
With diligent love I will eat all the roses

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Yup...it's a spontaneous poem. Coffee did it, beer furthered it and I shall leave it.

Okay...to the showers and then one more day to the weekend. Thank God!!

See youse tomorrow.
 longte

Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 2778
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Posted: 2/3/2006 4:42:58 AM
Spring

How wonderful the meadows are
see the wildflowers from afar
leaving scents to fill the air
really is beyond compare

World just starts to come to life
seems so peacefull and alive
birds are out there seeking wives
time for hayfever now to strike

Eyes are running, nose aglow
nowhere for the snot to go
head feels like its gonna blow
really is no cure you know

Doctor gives you lots of crap
says won't take long to fix up that
pretty soon you're going back
sure your skull is gonna crack

Eyes are weeping, nose is too
very sure your gonna spew
you are feeling really blue
know that spring is not for you
..
.
 om

Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 2779
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Posted: 2/3/2006 11:34:53 AM
again the longte, before me, another well crafted one longte, I do hope you put out/compile a book!! Was reading more in your thread the other day, amazing stuff!!
New York NY , cool ! Gonna read that long one soon!
I'm under the weather today also...drip, sniffle, cough...

thanks breathing! It's hell, and I broke down a few times now, but I'm not giving up, no wait, I am giving up, awe hell, you know what I mean...:)

just a drop off, a bit drained...
==========================

Face lift, tummy tuck, and liposuction
all stretched out and tied to a frame
ready to be sun-dried, again
and the limo truck's waiting
slider in
hit the heat lamps
and shut the doors
this ones gonna be a keeper
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k gonna use those railway tracks more often goat! I say good form ol boy!!:)
 Sukari

Joined: 8/28/2004
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Posted: 2/3/2006 1:01:40 PM
hedge hogs----to ground hogs...it was those Germans you know... the ones who brought with them that unfallible tradition... if he saw his shadow...there would be more winter...6 more weeks...if not then it would an early spring...a bit of wisdom to it all you know...in the winter...the skies are clear...the sun shining through..when the spring comes...the rains ...the clouds...some real weather...but who knows.... seems to be even older..and those catholics..with candlemass...something to do with mary and if the light shines through.... and then go back to the Celts falling midway in between the winter solistice and the equinox...(let me see guess it would be the vernal and not the autumnal equinox) that mid point that lets you know whats coming next...
 go99

Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 2781
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Posted: 2/3/2006 6:17:19 PM
all i can say is that ya all should drink more wine
helps in the morning
++++++++++++++++

Morning

To wake in vision
The waking passion
My limbs around your heart
Our bodies entwine
With throats still dry
From last nights wine
And the heat of your hands
Caressing my heart

Your nipples taunt to touch
Silky thighs beneath
Kiss the day so new
Hair askew, limbs awry
But soft the mound below
My limbs around your heart



 GoatSmell

Joined: 5/27/2004
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Posted: 2/3/2006 7:54:34 PM
Hello all. Just time enough for a post and run tonight...time is getting on and the bed is a-callin' me to slumber.

Greets to Sukari, Longte, Om, Go99...you guys are the best.

A poem? It wouldn't be a day without a goat-poem, right? Yuh:

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It’s Fiscally Delicious!

The fiscal year end is close at hand
It arrives just after this March
It rushes up at us far too fast
Like a kite smacking into a larch

The director of finance is joyful
At arriving at this year-long goal
He’s as happy as a three year old
Working a crayon up the cat’s hole

But there are many hoops to jump
On our quest to close out the year
We will generate so much paper
If any trees fall, we will not hear

Printers will make a grand old noise
As registers are produced in stacks
We will work like men possessed
Until 2005 is at our backs

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Okay....to sleep perchance to sleep in. The weekend is here! Let the madness sleep in until 10:00 and then have a coffee and a leisurely day. See you tomorrow, eh?
 go99

Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 2783
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Posted: 2/3/2006 8:41:52 PM
SATURDAY

Ah, at last it is Saturday
The week of bustle gone
Oh to sleep and keep and bay
All those chores till Monday!!

(hope ya all slept in)
 go99

Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 2784
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Posted: 2/3/2006 8:57:36 PM
SUNDAY

Oh My God i am late,
8AM and 50 miles to dirve,
but wait! says Mary,
"it is Sunday". OMG,
Who the F. is Mary!!!!

 GoatSmell

Joined: 5/27/2004
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Posted: 2/4/2006 7:09:40 PM
Hello all...lovely Saturday here in Toon Town. A little slushy, really..but still quite lovely.

And I do not have a poem in my brain right now. I'll have to do some improvising.

First, a big howdy to Go99...good to see ya here, mate. Still sorry I missed the meets and greets from yesterday...you guys know I loves ya, right? Yar.

Okay...what do I have in the Tickle Trunk today?

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Too many sunflower seeds
Can solve many digestive needs

But the true measure of a man
Is how many he shats out on the can

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Oh, that one was straight from the dustbin I'm afraid. What else do we have?

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When Breathing sneezes
She sounds a little scary
Like a Kamikaze pilot
Coming in
For a
Smooth landing
On some unfortunate
American aircraft carrier

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Oh, she can sneeze. If you ever get the opportunity to hear, take advantage of it. It's worth it.

Okay...a sermon tomorrow. Be ready, eh? G'night!
 om

Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 2786
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Posted: 2/4/2006 9:29:22 PM
LOL, no really, I laughed out loud , ^^ sneezing , nose tickles that brings on-gazms...
I'm sick with head cold so, seems like a good theme:
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I've been down
on the couch
all day
and I was really trying
to come up with
something :)
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oh silly om, trying to reach enwritenment again.
 go99

Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 2787
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Posted: 2/5/2006 4:06:32 AM
MONDAY

Around and around my head in the clouds
There she is flying firm, oh my love
Let me kiss your body firm,
But oh my dear your gears are stuck
Damn, I am out of petrol, what a shuck!

 Sukari

Joined: 8/28/2004
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Posted: 2/5/2006 6:06:08 AM
raw fish....sticky rice...warm sake....
flashing knives...slicing...dicing...chopping...
grilling...steaming...wrapping...
amazing presentation...
speaking japanese...ever so very cordial....
amazing dexterity...such speed....
flavours to tantalize and tease the tounge...
wasabi....ginger in between to cleanse the palate...
or to make something more palateable if you please...
who ever could have imagined that raw fish could taste like steak...
coconut sorbet....in a coconut shell with warm sake....
leaves one feeling all warm and tingly all over... with a smile on your face
 EccentricEclectic

Joined: 1/31/2006
Msg: 2789
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Posted: 2/5/2006 6:16:36 AM
Claim your lover
Wolfen way
Back of neck
It's all in play

On the eyebrow
Edge of thumb
In all places
Nibbling's fun

On the earlobe
Side of cheek
Side of waist so
Salty sweet

Nibble Nibble
Those you wuv
Sweet art of making
Yummy love
 GoatSmell

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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:15:54 AM
Hello...it's Sunday. Ready for a sermon from the Book of Goat?

Okay, gather around:

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Psalm 185 – The Book of Goat

Hell hath no furries
Or at least a
Badly written sentence
Told Thy Lard so
One fine day
Late last week
After a good meal
And a Fine Beer

If Hell hath no furries
Then those weirdos will have to
Yiff and Scritch
In the Kingdom of Heaven
Because Purgatory is reserved
And seating is limited

So, as things are going
Only Furries and Mormons
Will be allowed into Heaven
Because two nice young men
In clean, white shirts
Told Thy Lard that they were set
To be received by God
And the would never lie
Or be misleading in any way
Right?
The tickets were booked already
By Joseph Smith and Brigham Young
After all

Thy Lard doth wonder if
There are Mormon Furries?
And wouldst they have Special Places
In Heaven
Where thy can read from love-worn Mormon Bibles
And Yiff
And Scritch
Each other in a Holy Furpile
Until Eternity closes like a Velcro closing
On a semen-stained racoon suit

If there’s a choice, Thy Lard
Wouldst rather remain in Saskatoon

Amen

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Alright...I must be a-wandering away until tomorrow.

Greets to Om and Go99 and a big ol' welcome to Freyamoon! Good to see you in the Barn!

Awaaaaaayyyy I go! See you tomorrow!
 om

Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 2791
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Posted: 2/5/2006 5:18:46 PM
Amen Brevren, oops, Revren Lard
just an ol drop off Rev. for to pin to thy barn,
page 3 from the pages at om :)

God, the power of love,
it sucks me in
it sings in choirs
it claps in the pews
it dances in isle
it brings tears to my eyes,
God , the power of love,
it never dies,
godda love it!

good day aye!
 captainzam

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 2792
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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:51:52 PM
Butterfly by Captainzam

Rainbow color butterfly wings gliding through the air
Soaring slowly, every so gently into the summer sky
Dancing into the air just below the green grass fields below
Landing on a flower to drink the nature’s nectar

Bright yellow pollen sticks on it long spidery legs
The orange poppy sings into the soft summer wind
Gently moving her wings back and forth in the air
Suddenly she leaps from the flower to take flight once again

She joins the others in flight to the heavens above
Flocking towards the mountains of evergreen trees
The land is fills with the aroma of pine
Water trickles down a clear brook

Glazing at the butterflies, you see the ballot of dance
Like a symphony they glide up and down in the air
For God’s beauty is all around in the forest green
He saw that it was good to see nature’s fancy dance
 captainzam

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 2793
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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:53:01 PM
Heart Beats as One by Captainzam Feb 1 2006


The sounds of rap tap tapping on your door.
Your heartbeat accelerates with anticipation.
Standing there before is your knight in shinning armor.
You squeeze me with open arms clenching tightly.

I run my fingers through your silky soft hair.
Softly, very go gently, I hold your face like precious diamond.
Like the call of the wild, the beast within shows splendid devotion.
Emotions scream wildly in you mind bursting like a supernova.

I pull your precious ivory body on the pure white wall.
Our tongues dance wildly like fireworks bursting forth.
Exploding, hot burning cools, heats your soul within.
Inward and inward spinning down into molten lava of love.

Your is soul burning with flames of fire dancing from within.
My fingers glided through your goddess threads of soft silky hair.
Flowing downward, like a misty cascading waterfall.
The fragrance aroma of perfume sweet as red roses bloom.

Passion deepens in your heart races to a new journey.
Our lips touch tenderly for you are my guardian angel.
You are rapidly pounding heart cracks with white flashing light.
Thunder bolts race through you body beckons for tenderness.

Compassion, gentleness fills you with great affection.
Kissing your silky-smooth skin, you feel Goosebumps on your body.
My lips little by little move down towards your ripened breasts.
Reaching the peak of the mountain, I drink the nectar of your desire.

Your breathing quickens with every ocean of life giving air.
Our bodies mingle tightly within the arms of the spider web.
The two become as one in the evening of the luminosity moonlight.
A shadow of glistening light praises your sculpture womanhood.

Suddenly, falling downward on the carpet of desire.
My warm tongue moistens your soft pocket of love.
Warm juices flowing, bit by bit I nibble on your heavenly gates.
The sound of lustful moaning deepens into your very soul.

Flashing lights of delightful desire full your thoughts.
The soft gentle erotica touch of my warm hands clutching your hips.
As I dive ever so deeper and deeper into the tunnel of love.
My manhood rises like redwood reaching the summer sky.

I plunge into the passageway of your delightful soft moisten valley.
Rocking back and forth, the music plays softly in our minds.
The pace quickens with every rhythm life’s giving water.
Soft lips passionately kissing and tasting the nectar of our lips.

The temperature rises higher and higher into the abyss.
Hot steaming bodies cling tightly with hot flaming lust.
For wishing that this joyful moment will never come to end.
Turning on our backs, you mount me like a white tiger.

Roaring, screaming, the call of passionate love.
Faster and faster, the pace quickens like a jet out of control.
Holding your hips, I push harder into the tunnel of passions fire.
You feel like your head is going too exploded like fireworks in the sky.

Passionate all consuming desire fills your fast beating heart.
Sweat tickles down your sculpture breasts with the taste of the sea.
Kiss me kiss me you scream, so I press my warm lips on yours.
Your fingernails dig into my moist sweaty salty skin.

Like a glorious shout, you scream biting your wet lips.
The breathing lessens bodies of pleasure lie quietly together.
For I am your Adam and you are my Eve.
For I have tasted the forbidden fruit of loves desire
 captainzam

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 2794
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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:53:51 PM
Moon Lit Night
By Captain Sam

Your smile lights up the night
Your eyes sparkle in the moon light
Moon beams light dance all around you
Like fire flies in the starlight.

You walk along the beach
The waves of the sea warm your feet
Sand, wind, water fill you with delight
For this is the night

The seagulls sing their cry
Soaring gently into the sky
You see the lighthouse beam of light
Circling around the harbor night

The peace of nature is all around
You here the sounds
Calling you into the light
What nature sees so bright?

Dancing ocean waves flow back & fourth
For nature is all its mirth
Holding back the moment of life
Who will come to save my life?
 captainzam

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 2795
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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:55:56 PM
The Grace of Ones Love
By Captainzam Sam Jan 31 2006

Black lace touching tenderly on the warmth of you skin
Like the white feathers of a dove
Sends tingling shivers down your spine
Your lover embraces with the passion of inferno fire

Burning deeply every so quickly
Your heart races like a steam train into the night
Your thoughts are electrify thundering in your mind
Mindless passion of the heart beating quickly

Racing to a destination yet unknown
Your heavenly body touches the evening air
Touching holding our bodies tightly
For time, has no meaning here in loves lust

Our passion, racing wild all around tingles your skin
Lips pressing passionately, caressing you cheek
Holding you like fine china in my arms of excitement
My lips ever so gently kiss your ivory neck

Your spine tingles with unadulterated worship
The heat builds like a furnace with hot coals
Breathing faster and faster the engine of desire
I gently blow angles breath into your ear

I hear your heart thump deeper into the void
For nothing can stop the yearning for devotion
Emotion swirls into the recipe of irresistible affection
For the foreplay, the passion sends a fury of zeal

Our cloths melt away like blue ice in the hot summer sun
Bodies feeling heat, roasting the roasting of love
Moving up and down like a boat on the ocean sea
Our bodies in rhythm of the symphony of love

I taste your honey lips pressing my hand on your hip
Sweet like the strawberry nectar nourishes our spirit
Flowing juices of life giving water fills your motherhood
Take me, Take me, you yell for the passion is unstoppable

Then it is over like a rainstorm passing far away
Bodies naked on the white satin sheets
You look at the clock ticking away
Hours have passed, but you thought it was just a minute
 captainzam

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 2796
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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:56:44 PM
The Tears of an Angel
By Captainzam Sam

Flowing golden hair dancing in the heavenly clouds
Your eyes weep crystal clear tears move slowly down your cheek
Spreading your white feather angel wings gently into the breeze
The beating of your passionate heart thumps ever so gently

For your love is deeper then all the heavens and the stars
The moonbeams skip off your radiant shimmering white robe
Feelings of lost love fill your soul with expression of heartache
Everlasting love is what you want for the one that you worship so dearly

Eyes piercing sincerely into the depths despair
No matter how hard you desire this genuine love
The compassion of the heart can never eradicate your devotion
So you tenderly hold your golden locks of hair

You dab off your the tears with your hand feeling bewildered
Heart and soul lost in the white fog of love
You here the voice of the all mighty God
Saying, fear not my child for you will find a new loved again
 Sukari

Joined: 8/28/2004
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Posted: 2/6/2006 3:59:34 PM
salt air....cool breeze...sunny day....nice waves... blue water...white foam...brown sand...
long boards....wet suits....surfers waiting rushing to get the wave...
every so patiently waiting their turn...to catch "the wave"...hoping to get that
lucky break...the one good ride....
then working paddling ever paddling to get back out to wait again..hoping ever hoping for
the good...ride...
and when it comes...makes it all worth while.....
 longte

Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 2798
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Posted: 2/6/2006 4:49:47 PM
Morning Everyone
Just lurking around again
..
.
Beach lies in solitary splendour
breathing as the breakers churn
Dawn has cracked its morning smile
tide is racing towards the turn

Heaven now awaits
on a morning such as this
lovely break from left to right
spray with salty kiss

Alone; you watch and contemplate
what is waiting there
Amid exhileration
slight tingle of fear

Water looks inviting
Cold the touch it breathes
Massive sea; you alone
but you do not leave

Paddling at an angle
out towards the bar
You have been here many times
know where the best waves are

Watch the set and counting
look for number seven
Push off on the face of it
now you are in heaven

Everything is different
Time seems to stand still
riding into paradise
if you have the skill

Wave and you are one
oh the ecstacy
Solitary surfer
on a perfect morning sea
..
.
Have to thank Sukari for inspiring that one

..
.
 GoatSmell

Joined: 5/27/2004
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Posted: 2/6/2006 6:44:28 PM
Hello all...just a post and run tonight. Monday kept me busy.

Greets to Om, Longte, Sukari and Captainzam...you guys are the tops!

Here's my bit for tonight:

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If I Only Knew….

A funny thing occurred to my brain
Mentioning it is something from which I cannot refrain

Take all the times when I played the arcade
With a pocketful of quarters and my buddy Wade

The money we’d spend in a day
Was almost equal to my weekly pay

Last week, I had the fortune to spy
Atari Classics and it I did buy

I played the crap out of Asteroids and Pong
For only $14.00, it was a song

If I only knew if that was to be
With my quarters, I would have not been so free

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There. Time for showers. See youse guys tomorrow, eh?
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
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Posted: 2/7/2006 2:10:53 AM
CHRISTMAS MOON



......Waxing full on the rise.
Sun flaming above pastel clouds.
......Full-bodied woman.
Sunlight scouring bike-tire ditches.
......Loving weight of the past.
Sun's eye in small blazing windows.
......Languorous shining acceptor.
Sunlight striking from below purpling clouds.
......Naive overseer.
Sun's discrimination now self-regarding.
......Isochronic plea.
Sun buried in tomorrow's ocean.
......Somnolent sailing hostess,
sun-impregnated in a cave of sky,
......in convex sleep. Peace.
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