| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/20/2008 1:07:03 PM | Oh, Lard please help me, Now!!!....lol
I smell'd an aroma of sweet crunch o'er here
must be "Expat" roast'n them c0ckroaches there......lol
A delicacy, somewhere way over there!!
Gotta say, I have a vivid image of you doing a dance take'n care of them Giant gents!!
Man am I put'n this in print??!!......lol
About time I told ya Sir Lard, your sermans' are an eatery!!! Thank You, always!!! | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/20/2008 9:02:08 PM | Evenin' all. Good to see some fine folk passing through the barn tonight.
Hello to Expat...glad you got some population control in that roachy situation. Everything's bigger in Texas, for sure...even human beings and the buffets they frequent. I'll tell Mr. Smell you stopped by for the special but found we're all out. Mr. Smell should stock the cool room a little better, ah reckon.
Greetings to HAMAZING! I love the name...it's HAMAZING! It's even better than "It's fricken good ham!" -- it's HAMAZING!!
Heh.
Thanks fer the kind words and, yes, you did put them all in print. Good on ye.
To the fake-poem of the night:
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A Gentle Push into Senselessness
Gently, gently the morn did come
Mentally, mentally the day was won
Though it is with some suspect
The day was won with due respect
Dreebly, Feebly into a short week
Heebly, jeebly morale was week
So long, headlong into another Saturday
Furlong, twolong -- is that what to say?
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Just made that up...can you tell?
Okay...to bed. Another disaster at work awaits tomorrow! Wheee!!!
G'night! | |
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longte
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Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 4828 | |
| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/20/2008 11:18:39 PM | Lurk lurk
First winter thunderstom here
Spray Paint and Rain do not mix well
New trailer painting
Oh my god a thunderstorm
A furlong too long
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/21/2008 5:39:33 PM | Some days you just want a cookie, you know?
Maybe not you
But me
One little round cookie
Oatmeal raisin or
Peanut butter
Or one of those old-fashioned molasses kind
The ones with the glossy surface
Can’t get those old-fashioned molasses kind
Any more
Don’t really make anything like they used to
Not even cookies
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old-fashioned kind
make you feel so fine
sugar-levels rising over the line
that one is yours, this one is mine
comfort in a cookie, let’s all dine
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Leaving a plate of cookies for Mr. Smell and Breathing and all the patrons of their Barn and Eatery.
Note attached:
~Enjoy!
Expat57 | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/21/2008 8:51:23 PM | Hello all. Been a long day and a longer one tomorrow. I also have on eye on the Man U and Chelsea game right now...extra time!
Urf...just score already...
Hello to Longte!! Good to see you, pardner! The glory of the winter season in the deep (very deep) south, eh? My condolences on the botched paint job. I guess aluminum siding wouldn't cut the mustard on that type of application...darn...
Hello to Expat, too. I agree with you on the cookies. The vending machine at work has packages of them, but they're the size of small pancakes and I've been told they're Unnaturally Moist. No cookie should remain that moist whilst living in a machine for six weeks. It smacks of something rather fake. Thanks for the real cookies, though...they're gratefully accepted.
Okay...a quickie haiku or something...the game is still going on...
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Extra time festers
C'mon, you bloody Man U!
Chelsea cannot win
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But they probably will. Oh, and this is likely a rebroadcast and I'm deliberately avoiding the score. I was pleased enough with seeing it on the telly this eve after work was done.
I fear we may be going into penalty kicks. I hope Ronaldo has his good boots on...
Well, g'night! | |
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longte
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Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 4831 | |
| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/21/2008 9:02:16 PM | Lurk Lurk
Slightly different game called Rugby League
played last night
Too big and too fast
Cockroaches and cane toads war
cane toads did come last
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/22/2008 8:20:00 PM | Hello all. Another day is done. We got home just in time to go to bed...ah, the crazy days of near-summer.
Hello to Longte...Ah, yess, ruggers. A good, manly sport. Funny how there aren't more injuries, eh? You never see those guys falling down and faking injury for a free kick...no siree. You know, I never knew a****oach could best a cane toad...interesting.
Okay...time enough for a haiku:
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He wore fast thick pants
A whisper of corduroy
Sighing down the hall
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Fast thick pants...saw that somewhere and it sticks in my mind. I like the sound of it.
Fast. Thick. Pants.
Nothing's thick and fast like corduroy..unless its a good canvas tarp.
Okay, I'm tired...must sleep. | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/22/2008 9:43:04 PM |
He wore fast thick pants
A whisper of corduroy
Sighing down the hall
Was it needlecord or whalecord?
The reason I ask
is to determine the resonance
Were the thighs thick or thin?
The reason I ask
is to gauge the Chafe factor
R-Cf+ Lotion= smooth skin
Yanno......chafing ...chafes | |
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longte
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Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 4834 | |
| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/22/2008 10:03:18 PM | Lurking Lurk
Perfect in my eyes
critics call her thunder thighs
calomine surprise
Flowing lotion gives free motion
chafing disappears
slips and slides in great surprise
[I'll try it on her rear]
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/23/2008 10:14:50 AM | Baby kittens in the back yard
Strays, wild
Still young enough to be caught easily
They’re afraid at first
Only a few seconds of cooing and petting and they calm
They seem to like that I remove the burrs from their fur
I let them go gently
More likely to survive in this neighborhood
If they feel comfortable around people
Have to spray myself with Deet
Mosquitoes are relentless
Would’ve brought the kittens by to show them off
Didn’t want to see them end up on the menu
Like veal or squab
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kitten starts to purr
you’ve got her where you want her
let her go gently
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Do let Mr. Smell know I stopped by. | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/23/2008 9:03:36 PM | Hello all. Busy day here in the flatlands...thank God it's over.
Hello Pickles...good to see you tonight. The cord, I think, was whalecord. The thighs were thickish. The chafe factor must've been high because it sounded like a field of crickets when those fast, thick pants went on by. Lovely poem...I chuckled a wee bit.
Hello Longte...heh...you got me chuckling a little more with that pair. Well put, pardner. Well greased, too.
Hello to Expat...the kittens wouldn't end up on any menu. That's the Chinese buffet down the street that does that. The buttered wildcat is a more mangy variety and is totally free-range. And greasy. Very greasy.
Okay...just a quickie I put together just now:
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Sandwiched Between
A smear of buttery truth
On sliced rye of certainty
Integral lettuce layered in
Perception is the cheese
Glued to contrasting ham
Best eaten in one gulp
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Okay...to sleep. One more to marathon day. Breathing and I need our rest.
G'night! | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/24/2008 2:41:05 PM | Afternoon all. One more arf-a-day to go and the marathon is here. I'm feeling cagey about it, but I imagine I'll get through it (quite literally) one step at a time.
Time enough for a quick haiku:
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Load up on them carbs
I'll get to mile 25
Then the mental game
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At least that's what I heard. Breathing will likely have no trouble getting to the finish. I however....
...we shall see. One more sleep.
See yer after, eh? | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/24/2008 5:50:34 PM | Marathon
Everybody going nowhere
Fast
Why in such a hurry?
Slow down
Walk
Walk slower
See - smell - feel - stop - listen –talk
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Do let Mr. Smell and Breathing know I hope they hang in there and finish tomorrow! | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/24/2008 7:00:44 PM | One banana
two banana
three banana
four
potassium is wonderful
when running mile twenty four
five banana
six banana
seven banana
eight
you hit the finish line
life is bloody great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck mes Braves
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/24/2008 7:54:25 PM | ^^ yeah but watch out for all those bloody banana peels 
Just..breathe
Count the breaths
Not the steps
You'll be there before you know it
Like a wolf run
Run for the joy of it :)
And when you break through that wall of pain and breathlessness
Enjoy it. Its all floaty and light like bouncing on soft fuzzy clouds 
And you feel like you could run forever...
Please remember to stop when you cross the line 
HAVE A GOOD RUN! | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/25/2008 4:45:06 PM | Time for compliments!
Imagining two Canadians, freshly showered, chowing down, brews cold
Recounting the tale of the day
Same race
Completely different, unique, individual experiences
Looking forward to hearing how things went
Unless they didn't take Salty's advise and stop at mile 26.2!
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One last brew in the fridge
Probably going to open it tonight
Savor with popcorn and a movie
Perhaps one to bring a fright
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Please let Mr. Smell and his know I stopped by. | |
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longte
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Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 4842 | |
| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/25/2008 6:41:25 PM | Lurk Lurk
Goat is near half way
Breathing finished long ago
beware the armpits
Good running people
Hope you exceeded your dreaming
Blisters are not fun
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/25/2008 9:22:49 PM | Like an old fastidious on-looker
I'll cheer you on
by throwing hay
I got from the barn
;-)
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/26/2008 7:45:47 AM | Hello all.
We did it! 5:23 is our unofficial-forgetting-to-stop-the-watch-after-staggering-over-the-finish-line time. The official time is yet to be posted...it'll be a few seconds less, we think.
We finished at the same time, holding hands. There was no way I'd cross that line without her.
A poem should be coming later...we'll see. I'm slowly returning to my body after being away from it for most of the weekend. Breathing is doing good, compiling the data from the run and the food we ate.
Today, we shall walk. Breathing said she has a poem in mind, but it has to digest first. She'll be here later tonight.
Later, eh? Thanks for the well-wishes. | |
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longte
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Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 4847 | |
| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/27/2008 3:13:44 AM | Lurk Lurk
Yes we'll be back
With all the news for everyone
after nanna nap
How can Breathing sleep
Snuffled snorting wracks the air
sweat beyond compare
Be well guys
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/27/2008 7:53:15 PM | Hello again.
We're still alive, but I'm thinking another day of rest will fix us up proper. Wouldn't want to go through the rest of the week half-assed, right?
Breathing sends her regards and thanks for the well-wishes. She's got some lovely blisters on those darling feet of hers. I escaped the blisters, but does my left foot ache.
Erg.
Okay...see yer tomorrow-ish.
G'night! | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/28/2008 7:41:50 PM | Evenin'...just coming by for a quickie.
Breathing and I are still recovering from Sunday's looooooong run. It seems work is conspiring against us in this, as it never gives a chance to truly rest this week.
I'll just drop a haiku here and get on back to bed:
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Tired, weak and sore
It's a slow recovery
Old folks and long runs
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To sleep!
See yer tomorrow, eh? G'night! | |
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| A Barn By Any Other Name...
Posted: 5/28/2008 8:03:34 PM | Didja keep your toenails on??
I remember doing a half...fook lost most of me toenails...really attractive look that!!!
Feet while not the nicest feature
are neccessary, essential
existential, elemental
Breasts, soft and pillowy
billowy, mammary
sensory, titillatory
nice to have and to hold
but
you can't run on them
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