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| | Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry ThreadPage 5 of 244 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41) | | everything!......that goat has fleas, and how you said that he has fleas.....lol | |
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| Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/11/2004 10:31:59 AM | Well, well, well.... Hello Bird and Goth. Nice to have you here and you brought some poetry too. Even with your broken iambic pentameter, it still reads pretty good. The subject matter is always good...Goats are people, too. And I was all ready to write a poem about useless threads, but you beat me to it. Ah, well. Next time.
In keeping with my days-of-the-week theme, here's today's installment:
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An Eruption of Sunday
God even rested this day
Though Wal-Mart doesn't
Ever
Deep in the trees
Past the houses
The church bells ring
Summoning the faithful
With their five dollar bills
To the pews, to the word
The rest of the world
Lies oblivious
Waiting for it to stop
So they can hear the radio
A little better
Heat creeps in
Even this early
I can't be bothered
To even
Water the begonias
After all
It's Sunday
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Ding! Order for table five!
Well, due to a new job starting tomorrow, I'll be changing my morning poetry posts to evenings now. The consulting goat is now a coporate goat. Life goes on.
I'll see you tomorrow.
PS: Love the poems, Bird. And I know you love me in your snarky way.
PPS: Hi Goth. Glad to see you here, too. | |
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| Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/11/2004 3:56:37 PM | | Hi Goat, and sorry for hoening in on your thread, but bird came and, as you well know I follow him pretty much were ever he goes.....so we stopped here for a minute and shot the sh*t....yeah I know it sounds like a disgusting job, but we had to do it......LOL | |
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| Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/11/2004 5:04:13 PM | It's no trouble. I don't own the space, I just rent it and I always like the company.
Geez, today has been wacky...I've had no time to sit down and catch up with ya'll. And now, I have to do more stuff in preparation for tomorrow. My little legs haven't stopped going since 6:30 am today.
I'll be here tomorrow, though. In the meantime, make yourselves comfortable here. | |
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Posted: 7/12/2004 11:26:45 AM | hustler, playboy, and penthouse
things found in goatsmell's palace
you might find yourself say now
things said about him with malace
we tell him not to have a cow
but he will fly off the handle
because someone stole his porn
he has nothing to read by candle
wishing he was never ever born
no porn is something he can't handle! | |
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Zee
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Msg: 116 | |
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Posted: 7/12/2004 3:37:44 PM | dang gurl your worse than a hound, lol you know how to sniff out birds LMAO er *cough* well actually depending on what yah sniffing
sorry goat, but i back out gracefully
*now back to the goat sponsors* | |
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| Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 5:14:42 PM | Hello peoples. Bird... good stuff. Your iambic pentameter is still a bit bent, but it seems to have found it's own rythm. Good to see ya'll here.
The sad news is I don't know if I have a poem in me today. Work was a bit of an effort and the 30 km ride back and forth in the heat has wiped me out. I'll try something here:
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My armpits
Are moist
Damp
Wet as spring
Odiferous
Like
Beef vegetable soup
That has sat
Under the radiator
For
A fortnight.
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Terrible. How about a bonus haiku?
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I'm going to wash
The nasty goatsmell away
Down the shower drain
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Like I said...uninspired. Alas, poor Goaty...I knew him, Horatio.
Tomorrow, then.
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Zee
| | Joined: 4/11/2004
Msg: 118 | |
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Zee
| | Joined: 4/11/2004
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Posted: 7/12/2004 5:34:27 PM | Aww....Zee...you're making my hard goaty heart crumble...
Nope. That's hunger. Time to feed the beast.
But thank you. Your integrity is equalled by your generosity. | |
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Zee
| | Joined: 4/11/2004
Msg: 122 | |
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Zee
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