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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/26/2005 8:47:09 PM | Hello all. Another busy day, so it's post n' run again. Greets to Tera...welcome back, eh.
Thanks to Holly for the tums. OOoorp...thanks...berp...
Okay here it is:
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No One Wants to Mount Saskatchewan
The climb to the summit of that lofty peak Has been called off Due to warmish weather and unstable snow I heard stories of thin, icy crusts On three feet of sugar snow Climbers postholing up to their waists Then the snowstorms that lasted for days And they called the ascent off – wisely So, now Mt. Saskatchewan in the Yukon Remains unclimbed Untrammelled by the feet of people Conversely, on the other side of the world A cleanup operation is set to begin Chinese climbers are going to collect 600 tons of stuff left behind from 80 years of attempts, successful and not On Mt. Everest It’s just as well Mt. Saskatchewan Remains unmounted
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Okay....I gotta git. G'night and see ya'll tomorrow. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 1:53:46 AM | Goat, I've still got indigestion from your "Whopper burps"-- and I read it over 24 hours ago. You outdid even your own self with that one, good buddy, haha......
THE BOSS'S CODPIECE IS ON BACKWARDS
I want to wave the Australian flag while singing Camptown Races and bowing to an imaginary Pope when you're around just to get you to laugh. You smile a lot, and it's a broad, sexy, radiant smile, but your laugh is tentative and quiet so that I'll repeat the worst jokes I can imagine, slap my head in mock disgust, all to get you to laugh from the gut uncontrollably and long. Maybe it's not in you or maybe I would need to be closer to you, to gain more of your trust for it to unfold. Yes, that's it: deep down everybody can laugh spontaneously and often and joy is always compounded when laughing in pairs or groups. I want to start a National Laughing Day, mandatory for all people to laugh at least once every half-minute. Who knows, in that environment your laugh might take on rich timbre and nuances it never had before. I don't mean to laugh at sorrow, but so much of our lives have been made up of mock tragedy and petty grievances. Like the rush of wind swirling through this old dank toolshed, laughter washes the face and soul of the world, I should say our interpretation of it, for the world is laughter, unapologetically coloring all our overflowing tears. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 4:07:33 AM | hail hail, The gangs all here
Great to see you back princess
Been travelling, imbibing lots, partying til dawn Couldn't write much poetry, head was much too sore visa for the States is waiting, back in aussie land lets see how Florida can take, a rural aussie man Should be there by late next week, working on my boat havn't seen it yet, so I hope the **stard floats Then it's down to Panama, and off across the blue But when I get the chance I'll call up most of you
Sleep Beckons tommorrow One last night here
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 8:17:13 AM | Hello everyone, new to this thread. thought i would drop this off here, lol
Stuck behind a wall of glass, Looking out you see, The stars dancing in a big mass, And the moon glowing from behind a tree.
You also see not a cloud in sight, The sky is jet black, You cannot picture a more beautiful night. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 1:49:12 PM | Hello everyone, hope everyone is well..
ever have one of those days where you get upset at the smallest things?, well this is my day, just not a good one, and sometimes you just want to take things back, and you want to explain why your acting that way but your not sure how....or even why you are...lol
oh well what shall be shall be....I am only me, can't change for anyone, won't do it again even if they asked...I am my own person, a basketful of emotions, take me as I am or not....
anyway going to post this,it helped a little so we shall see if it helps in another way... take care all...
Idon't know why......
I just don’t know what’s wrong with me Why do I do this I just can’t see? How can I stop feeling this way? Wanting you to go and needing you to stay
I love having you around at nights Being held in your arms feels so right Baby now I want you to leave me alone Don’t even call me on the phone
Don’t try to understand me just shake your head And crawl under the covers go back to bed Can’t even begin to tell you why As I slumber off to sleep with a silent cry
Sometimes I feel so insecure and alone Feeling that one day you will be gone Something good finally happens to me But I am waiting for the day you will flee
I get moody and upset at little things The past has brought out these feelings Most days they are locked so deep inside A place that I no longer want to reside
Once in awhile they surface again And fall so fast like the summer rain Once the storm has passed on by I no longer have the fear the question why
You have made my life feel so new I love and appreciate the things you do So baby if one day I seem a little mad Just remind me of the good times we have had
And promise me that there will be Many more memories of you and me The future will also hold many more Giving us a life together that we will adore...
Miz
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 6:59:00 PM | hello to all yee Barn patrons....
hello miz..... this life eh? ...a sunny smile to you :-)
Well my brain is somewhat drained from the heat....this is a bit long...... see yas tomorrow, i need to cool off on the deck with a brew-
Bumble bee’s and wanna bes The fall They tumble, they stumble and mumble
Their hopes and their tears So young in their years Ponytails and dragon tails
Spin the bottle, it lands on you And there’s make up too They scry and they cry
They’ll fall in love Sailing on the wings of a dove They’ll cook and they’ll clean
Their homes will be kept pristine He can lift that They’re all tired and fat
Nails so dainty, all shaped and painty You want me to tend the garden I beg your pardon
Is that what’s in your stars Where men are from Venus And women from mars
To sit and vent They can’t imagine life in a tent A life of bugs
Give them plush rugs Where they can watch lives pass by Only dreaming of a midnight sky
They’d rather mate with the television For this is the life they envision But their just babes you see
They quietly agree So busy are they They’ve no time to play
That is left to the life of bees and sycamore trees The flight of dreams Gently floating in streams
They’d rather sit back The sorrow and strife, they know that That’s up to him
To live life on a whim This is the story of a man and a wife They are not equals you see
He is there simply to agree She is there to bring him his plate Not to aggravate
Then there is the garden of Adam and Eve Where women bend and men weave Where eyes meet on a silent plain
They emerged from a different grain Baring knowledge they grew Living simply they flew
For this is the story of birds in flight Told between morn and night Where lovers meet
Between silent heart beats The taste of honey so sweet | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 7:06:38 PM | Howdy all. I'll try to come back and read a bit. Friday has been an awful lot like the rest of the week for some reason. Crazy, hazy days of near-summer.
For now, a post n' run:
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Hairy Palming Through a Sightless Time
Viagra makes you blind, so they say I found that out just today It seems any attention paid to Little Willy Makes one’s body go awful silly Masturbation has been said to cause Many a brief ocular pause But the evidence gathered has been inconclusive Not even verified by busy reclusives But the question still remains: Risk the pill or become master of your domain?
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See yer later, peoples.... | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 7:28:55 PM | Reading your prose I have to say Risks should be taken every day If taking the little blue pill Would mean you becoming ill But would stand you to attention I think there is no competition Surely better to be half blind Than find You cannot get it up | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/27/2005 8:35:04 PM | Ah...lotsa good writes in here these last few days.
A welcome to Catsmeow...hello and welcome to the barn. I like your poetic style...terse verse...good to see.
The rest of you guys...well, you make me laugh, think and feel the words you write. Incredible collection of poems and poets here lately. This little ol' barn is becoming quite a mass of verse, ennit? It's a great place to be with ya'll.
Even CampfireDave...I still love that name. ChainsawDave would be cool too, but not as homey.
I'll continue reading tomorrow but I wanted to stop by, read a bit and thank you guys for classing this place up after I crapped in the corners. Thanks, eh.
And Pickles...that insidious blue pill...I hope I never will be faced with the choice of having to take it. But if it were a choice, I'd probably choose to keep my disk floppy -- if you know what I mean. It may be healthier that way.
Okay...tomorrow is the weekend. I'll see you all then. G'night. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/28/2005 12:44:58 AM | Excellent lines by all lately.
Happy sailing, longte !
IN LIEU OF TIP
You remove the teacups and plates again, efficiently wipe the table and hum before the next distracted patron sits down, buries his head in a paper of rapes, deals, and accidents, and adamantly refuses to acknowledge your grace, mischievousness, pride, laughter, rough and pert beauty.
Dear, he should be serving you. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/28/2005 4:25:58 PM | Hello to all...always enjoy this thread...most inspiring people...
Not sure if this is the thread for this, but I'm going to put one out I'd like to share:
Letting You In…
I’m letting you in for the obvious reasons To love and to cherish me through All upcoming seasons
Although you don’t know me But wish to learn All that you wish All that you yearn Will never get you passed me But with time yet much earned
I’ve been hurt you see Hurt so badly For all that I dream I wish to never go back To that god awful scene
I’m not different than any other Not you, your friend, your brother Only time will tell If we will be more than friends If we will be lovers
To learn and to laugh about This I hope to do each passing day I see you, I hear you And hope we find the way Together…
I have this feeling Things will go well To continue this path With each and every new day
JacqiO… | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/28/2005 4:26:28 PM | Hey y'all. Just knocked this one off today while at the beach:
EVENING SUN
The evening sun scans the faces of the evening lovers lost in words and drowning in reverberations of others hand in hand, walking the thin shoals drowned in pink and mauve while they converse of their futures on the stony cove.
At once the sun is gone, the purple inlet grows apace with returning pleasure crafts, lights winking, while on every face a lodestone of lonely reflection hits those alone and paired as a tapestry faded and grey, curling, and spared
from sight in someone's gutted rented parched near midnight room, the occupant snoring athwart the air-conditioned tomb devolving in miniature pleas the night to take away his dreams of his ideal Love's face when awake.
edit: Hi, Jacqi, and welcome to the Barn ! | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/28/2005 7:56:41 PM | Howdy do. Got here a little late today...it's been a busy day even though it was a day away from work. Lotsa grist for the mill today, if you know what I mean.
Howdy to Jacqi...nice to see you here and thanks for the poem. Anything goes in this old place, so no worries about that elusive "target audience". Hope the smell doesn't keep you away.
I forgot to say Bon Voyage to Longte, who must be underway by now. God speed, sir. Bring back some epic tales as well as some fish...I needs my poetry and omega 3 fatty acids.
Okay...a poem...here we go:
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On The Beaten Paths
A university on a spring Saturday Is a thing lying in state Cars, trucks and vans sit and wait Like patient beasts While the parking meters tick down Signalling the end of Paid Parking Campus cops are nowhere to be seen this day Even the maintenance workers are absent As the drizzle drapes the well-worn stones Which echoed a thousand-thousand voices That shuffled, marched and sloped Their way to class Walking those empty paths was a rare thing Hearing nothing but the wind in the trees A holy experience Never had the campus been so quiet On a spring Saturday at 10:00 am
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Okay...tomorrow is Sunday. Be here for the sermon..pants are optional. I won't be wearing any.
G'night all. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/28/2005 8:15:36 PM | hi all.....hope the weekend is treating you all well? pickles you make me laugh! ... Rory, IN LIEU OF TIP--- you say it well.
Ahhh dear goat ...........beaten paths and all that quiet....will rise early to catch the sunday sermon......
well i am baked from the sun and struggling to put down a poem....
Bubbles lapping on the shore A Mallard of purple and blue Jubilant he bathed before me The sun his garden Each movement of his wings Told the story of his love As he frolicked in a crystal bay His beak sang sounds Of finches flying above His eyes, pure flecks of gold Simple reflections of the sun | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/29/2005 8:11:13 AM | Hello Breathing-dear. I just missed you last night, two ships passing in the night. You, a sleek cruiser and me, the tug boat that smells like fish and fishermen.
Er..sorry..it's Sunday. This is before coffee, too. Ugh.
Well, well, well...are we all gathered here yet? Anh? Well, I'll leave it for ya'll to pick while I go and seize the day by the testicles...if a day can possess such a pair of things.
Please be seated and we'll open the Book of Goat again:
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Psalm 166 – The Book of Goat
If thou hast a problem with thine rear derailleur Do not force it to change gears If it is not willing to become unstuck
Thy Lard hast maketh that mistake And totally "****ed" His Wheels Past the Point of No Return
The sound alone was Horrible, also The sight of one gear flying off, then two The remainder of which hung like Bea Arthur’s breasts on a hot July day When they are unsupported by bra or halter top Or her masculine hands (which is a Dreadful Thing to behold all by itself)
Then the shifter itself came off in Thy Lard’s hand In one swift snap And His Most Holy Bike Almost succumbed to a permanent baptismal In the South Saskatchewan River
So, thy Lard sayeth: If it don’t work, don’t force it And if you do force it Prepare thyself to splash thy cash To repair the old or replace the new
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So, thy Lard bought a new bike. It handles like a dream and I now have more than three gears to choose from. I don't know what I'll do with 21 speeds...I'll have to actually find some more challenging hills to climb, ah reckon.
Okey-dokey-smokey....I'll see yer later in the day. My undercarriage needs a bit of scrubbing, if you know what I mean. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/30/2005 1:03:18 AM | THE ROCK
The rise is a loss of a loss, a void sucked away by a bigger, more ominous galaxy trailing slivers of star dust.
Air's cruel configurations are in the parched, pockmarked rock sitting defiantly or asleep in its cracked bed of earth. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/30/2005 10:22:38 AM | G'morning all...
Ahh but eye a fine fisherman you are, dear goat...I stopped in for your sermon and a fine sermon it was... ;-) I prayed for a cool breeze but I guess the dear lard did not hear my call.,,,,
Another pressure cooker day here, think I will search for a rock to crawl under....
Diamonds sparkling on a gentle shore The sun, the brightest light Shinning down from the night sky On a cool bay waves sang like hummingbirds Their wings tickling branches The symphony chimed with laps on the sand
Deep sounds emanated from stars The emerald throat of the violin Echoes floating upstream in the wind Harps caressed the lush green of trees A gentle touch of blue whispers on the beach Leaves rustled as if an autumn day would sing
You could taste the crisp sounds Of notes escaping your lips Humming through your veins The wind serenaded the leaves with a waltz Leaning by the river Padre You wept the quiet melody of your heart
Your reflection danced in the creek You knelt to taste the memories it held With cupped hands you filled your palms Letting grains of the past sift through your fingers You felt deep sounds escape from your roots You were breathing in the melody of seasons turning
You felt the sun tickle your skin with vibrations of truth A quiet mystery revealed before your eyes This is the song you heard in the wind Sung a thousand years ago You knelt near the edge of the bay Adoration at your feet | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/30/2005 4:50:58 PM | Methinks the Lard In his haste Hath Screwed himself And his wheels Stiff like nipples Did not venture Like Bea Arthur's bra Too far Redemption according to the Lard Can only be found in Baptism In the Saskatoony River And thus it was..that the Lard Did get himself a new set of wheels and gears And to rousing cheers Was told to "get on your Bike".... ...............Sunshine
"hic" | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/30/2005 6:48:17 PM | Love can come along just when we least expect it to, and turn an oridinary life into something sweet and new. Love can light a candle where the sadness used to be, and heal the broken parts of us with trust and honesty. Love can give us wings to fly above the world we know, and lead us on adventures where we never dreamed we'd go. Love can lift us to our feet and teach us how to dance, and dare us to believe again and take another chance.
I havent found that someone to give me back I thought I'd lost, and those feelings I thought I would never feel again. We learn to build walls around our hearts and all we need is trust to let someone in. Patients is a good thing to have in-order to find that someone to help you believe in love again....
Love does have boundries, but the boundries are set by each of us. So we have the choice to set our hearts free... | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/30/2005 8:11:30 PM | Evening all. Good to see ya'll here in fine, poetic form.
Breathing knocked my socks off, followed by my shorts and then my toenails. Wow. Rory...still excellent after all these many months. Pickles...you slay me, dear. The new wheels are deeeeVINE!!
Welcome to CareToBoxOutOFTheRing...you got it. Love comes and finds us when we least expect it to. I can personally vouch for that and everything else you put down there. Love is a thing all it's own.
Well, let me ruin the mood now:
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The Birth of a Word
It is an interesting sight to behold To see a new word being born and used Right in front of you There was no noise at all with this birth It was silent As quiet as a ninja’s church fart There was no pain with the arrival As painless as velvet shorts The word is “keep’t” Part archaic medievalist And part contractional modernist And all confusing The creator of this word drives a truck He is no linguist, unless You consider sentence fragments And a string of curses A divine monologue Will “keep’t” be stillborn -- Bereft of life, just as it dashed out of It’s own diesel-powered cocoon? It is an endangered thing and likely dead already You might say It was not well keep’t
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Is the English language dying? According to some of the documents I read this morning, English is certainly being maimed.
Did I just write a split infinitive?
Gawd...I dunno.
Well, see you tomorrow. I'll sleep on that one. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/30/2005 8:53:34 PM | When Morn peeped Over the yard'arm Drunken sailors In Bed and breakfasts Chorused Damn We missed our breakfast Pissed .. Three sheets To the wind We were Keep't From being fullfilled.
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/31/2005 2:01:21 PM | A SPACE IN WINTER
The wine in this light is greasepaint, or oil in a fishbowl without fish. Quietly now you shake your dress loose, a theatre of lights playing along the ridges of your skin.
You're quicker than I tonight to find a meaning or resolution from the day's usual confusion. Clouds gather in blackness; no god or supervisor taints us with eyes. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/31/2005 5:36:55 PM | hello all......ahhh a bit of rain here, feels nice after the heat wave..... hey ho pickles....you are always on the ball Hi miz- thanks, hope all is well with you? I thank you dear goat - Your poem, Birth of a word.... such a mind at work. So loving this barn...
well here is a sad little diddy---
see ya all later on...
~~~ Spaceships of black and yellow Shoot through the sky Screams of children Gone wild in the day A family to mold of plasticine and clay
With them you play This is a girl - This is a boy Other children becomes yours for a time You say - They are mine For this is your life
Spinning in fantasy and chaos You’ll continue at any cost Lost to star wars and celestial rings I quietly watch you from earth Where bees dance and trees sing | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 5/31/2005 8:10:17 PM | Allo...a little post n' run. Only a haiku tonight, sorry.
Nice to see Pickles, Rory and Breathing here tonight. You stalwart barn dwellers...hope the evening has keep't you well.
Okay...here's what I have:
Energy is strange Not created or destroyed Yet it leaves me worn
And that's it. I'm turning in early tonight. My old bones can't keep up with with the world without some rest.
See ya'll tomorrow. | |
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