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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/2/2005 9:47:48 AM | Hello all. And a big ol' howdy and welcome back to Charmingandsweet, who is now called ... er... something to do with legs..hurm...
Well, from now on I dub thee "Legs" until otherwise notified. Good to see you again, CharmingLegs. Your place has been reserved with honour. Miz has been doing her best to keep the place clean and tidy. The controlled burns in the corner are a blessing in disguise... thanks Miz.
Howdy to Rory...that was a zinger you placed here. I rather liked it -- incredibly descriptive and it reminds me why I ride a bike every day. Thanks, eh...
Okay...it's a Saturday and it's getting nice out there. I'll just squeeze this out and be on my way:
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Extra Cheese? I’ll Have to Ask my Manager
There was this movie called 84 Charing Cross Road The seats in the theatre were uncomfortable Causing many male asses to fall asleep a third through the show Including mine But the women – the women lapped it up Sitting on the edge of their seats Getting secretly moist at the romanticism and the British accents Never mind the books
The plot was so spare and simple that it was to be admired Then tolerated and finally loathed When the popcorn ran out and the M&M’s finally melted In my hands
The plot? An Englishman in an antique bookstore carried on a correspondence With an American woman in New York It all begins with an advertisement, a few letters And, in some vaguely English way, it all blossoms The intricacies escape me But the address doesn’t
A friend of mine went to London and did go to Charing Cross Road At number eighty-four, there was no Marks & Company antique bookseller Just a proud Pizza Hut The bookstore’s life was Typically Nasty, British and short Tragically paved over by cheesy capitalism
For some reason, that made me smile And order pizza from Domino’s
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I sure could go for some pizza right now. Darned Shreddies aren't holding up...urp...
Okay..enjoy the day. I'll see ya'll here tomorrow. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/2/2005 10:20:39 AM | just wanted to pop in and say hi.
i'm not much into the writing these days, what i do have i post in my own thread, if you guys care to look.
hope everyone is well. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/2/2005 3:08:23 PM | Greetings from this drowned rat – Yup, another rainy Saturday ...
Great write Rory!! Hey there Miz, good to see you, how goes it?.... Greetings Charming- Hope to see your writes soon...'Tis a splendid space here in the barn
Ahhh, and Dear Sweet Goat...Loved your rendition of "84 Charing Cross Road" - I must confess, I nearly fell asleep during the first 30 minutes. Dear Anthony tried to bring the plot to life.
Well all ...until later.......
Wind blows fierce and cold As ancient stories unfold A history born of scars A soul quietly looking to the stars
Violent and cruel the sea bleeds Longing shrinks in the reeds Emancipation from death We take our last breath
Waking in the stillness of dawn Feeling the soft touch of palms Silence found in slow moving trees Inhaling the knowledge of the breeze | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/2/2005 10:37:36 PM | Right on, tera, I'll drop by your thread. Hi, breathing, and the rest of y'all. Ready for the Goatly sermon tomorrow. (Being with the Goat at close quarters explains why they call the benches "pews".)
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THE CRAWLSPACE OF OUR HEARTS
Your image distorted, bright, fills my body. Are you manipulating it?
You're there. I'm here. We wait. Across the street a soprano paces within brackets of apartment walls.
Shivering, I close my windows, adjust the gathering daily "news"- papers.
Other locked-in lovers celebrate their loneliness with toasts for chairs and cats.
I enter the elevator, transfixed by numbers from twelve to one and lean on the precise wall. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/3/2005 8:24:05 AM | Howdy all....it's a-Sunday! And it's a rainy, bleah Sunday here to boot. A perfect day for the topic of this week's coffee-fuelled sermon.
Nice to see all your faces here, all dreary and your little eyes encrusted with eye-snot. ah, it does my heart good.
A big "howdy" to Tera. I knew you were still alive out there...good to see you here in the barn again.
Good ol' Rory warmed up the crowd early this morning while I was drifiting out of bed and doing some Blessed Scratching. And I love the title of that poem...it makes my little mind churn like an Amish buttermaker.
Er..something...
A fond greeting and a week peck for Beloved Breathing, who should be here shortly (or she may have beat me to the barn as I write my long-winded intro). Coffee's on, luv. I even put on some socks for a change, the gonch lay forgotten on the kitchen counter. I'll get 'em in a minute.
Okay...let's sermonize:
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Psalm 72 – The Book of Goat
Laziness is sexy, Thy Lard proclaimeth There is something in the way A lazy person doth move And live That maketh Thy Lard’s loins Tingle
To simply know some people are secure with doing Nothing And not rushing to escape the dread Boredom Or simply rushing around for the sake of rushing around Stampeding in circles, charging across the plains Heading for the buffalo jump of the Next Activity
But, there are some limits to this laziness:
If thy art eating baby food Exclusively So thy doth not have to chew thy food
That is a bit too much
Or if thy weigheth over 300 pounds And struggleth to breathe And constantly cadge family members into Bringing you food And washing you with a rag on a stick
That is a lot too much
Or thy unfortunate souls who lie on the couch And Foul themselves while watching Dr. Phil and crying about Life In General Whilst using the cat and the throw pillows As surrogate a*** Wipe
That is way over the top
Thy Lard is all for a healthy lifestyle But gets turned off when people Try to drag Him off His throne when He ain’t done
Shiftlessness is Arousing Laziness is Divine Being busy on a holiday Sucks Rocks
Amen
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Did I miss anyone? Miz? Were you here? I'd better go back and check...that's a good goat would do...
I'll be back in a bit. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/3/2005 9:35:24 AM | howdy all...
nope I wasn't lurking today here in the barn, so no worries goat....lol
what a sermon, gotta love the sunday sermons, help ease us into another week, thanks goat for bringing humour into our otherwise boring,(knowing that we need to work tomorrow) sunday....
Hi tera, good to hear from you, hope your doing well....
anyway, I am off, just spent the morning fishing,(yeah I caught a big one that got away....lol not), but it was good anyway....
talk to you all later, have a great day....
Miz | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/3/2005 6:54:51 PM | G'Day Miz and Rory -- Poets with heart.... A late greeting to you Tera :-) Good to see you here, I will wander over and read some of your words.
Goat my'Dear -- You did it again as only you could...Thanks for the Cup a Joe.... ;-) The counter is a fine place for the Gonch -- Socks or no socks, you inspire me, Sweet Goat..
Sixty four spokes Set in motion Pedals under foot The heart takes rest The soul feels
The rhythm of wheels Moving in time With each breath A leaf tumbles Tossed to the ground
A feather of sound Gently hums in the trees Music in each rotation Settling in the breeze The quiet thought of each stroke | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/3/2005 8:58:48 PM | Hi all, anotyher hit and run. Cya all later!
Nightmare
Oh that sleep be like death, Where dreams may take you to unearthly realms, Close your eyes and take your last breath, And let fate take the helm.
Twisted journey into the darkest pit, The formless void where demons roam, Where the foulest stenches of hell emit, The very place that evil calls home.
Spiral of despair where the mind unfolds, Sanity is split in twain, The visions of hell that the eye beholds, And the haunting screams of pain.
From the depths of your nightmare, You scream and beg to awake, The onslaught your mind can’t bare, Towards the light you claw and rake.
But death has you and the light begins to dim, The nature of your nightmare now revealed, The ripping of your soul from limb to limb, As the demons drag you to your fate that is sealed.
Oh that sleep be not like death, Where unearthly realms are only dreams, Open my eyes and take another breath, Please oh Lord, can’t you hear my screams?
~Kobold~ | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/4/2005 7:24:17 AM | Just a post, not the best by far, the mind has been on vacation and I am trying to get it back...lol
The Magical Book
It was a magical book so they say A journey to a land so far away It could take you to places so unique Like the deserts of Arabia with the sheiks
Or to far off lands of reds and gold’s Places where wonderful stories were told Lands filled with only water slides Places filled with genies and magic carpet rides
You could sail the seven seas Or be the queen of all the bees Live in a grand castle in the sky Or fly like the birds way up high
Whenever you sat down to have a look And let yourself immerse in this book You would always be sure to find Magical memories and fun of every kind
There was only one magic key That opened this book for you to see You only had to open your mind And wondrous treasures you would find
Open your mind to finally see Places to visit beyond belief Treasures to cherish of the heart A world of laughter love and new starts
This special book was yours to enjoy To help fill your life with many joys Just open it up and take a look And enjoy the treasures of the magical book……
Miz | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/4/2005 7:28:28 PM | Hi peoples....absolutey no time tonight...post n' run...
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Frig! Dang! Crap!
Bugger the poem tonight I've got things to fix Gonna just plop this down And leave it in the ditch
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Yeah, I know. My wheels are broken and I need 'em. Wish me luck
G'night. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/4/2005 8:04:17 PM | Evening....... Liked the write Kobold.... Miz --- The treasure of the magical book--- Seems like your mind is in time with your heart...keep doing what you do...
Hi Sam...I read your thread often, I just never post..tsk tsk... .
Ahh, Goat...Damn wheels......
sleep well all...
~~ The memory of her song Distance is the sound she hears Time holds her still
In his heart she watches As the present turns to years She breathes life
As moments become memory Her love is revealed In the passing of words
Dwelling in his eyes She sees love come alive Truth spoken in the night | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 2:52:49 AM | Hi, everybody. Just had to say, first, Goat, that was a humdinger of a sermon, yessiree. "Washing him with a wet rag on a stick" or some such. Bellylaughs, Goat, you did it again.
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ALL THE WAY DOWN
Forgiveness of midnight, descending balm washes my rancid vengeance.
I've swallowed your pain and spit back my rage for the last time.
No more "here are our tomorrows", illusions we stylized into a dancing teacher.
The light you give guttered before you were born leaving a beautiful panic.
Now, curtainless and alone, I gaze at the blackness fondly, hear triumph in the silence. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 2:19:20 PM | In the days to come I walk backwards the memories guide me through hell existing in pain's ever present shadow as each step brings me back to you
Seconds race by in a countdown melting away in a frantic pulse all calling your name whispering sighs of present history
Caught in that moment yet life still passes by to bring me to the heartbreak of you | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 3:09:22 PM | hi tera, I have been reading your writes and it seems like your pain is deep, I hope that soon it will clear up and you can once again smile....take care
Miz | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 6:33:29 PM | Howdy all. Things are fixed and they all work and I'm in a much better mood now that I'm properly mobile. Thanks to Mari_Sam for the good luck wish...it worked.
There's been some good writes here these last few days. Amazing work you guys.
Good to see Tera here again. Pain is painful, no doubt but it is an inevitable part of life. Feel it deeply and honestly and keep on writing through it all. It's when you're silent is when I worry about you.
Rory...still excellent after all this time. If I was as consistently as good as you, I'd be looking for a publisher.
Miz...ever-present and ever-talented. I wish I had the rhyming and story-telling knack that you have.
Kobold...caretaker of the darkness. Man, you have the power of great imagry. That little break you took let some of that creativity percolate big time.
Breathing...ah, you...you know how I feel about you and your words. If you don't, I'll tell you again later tonight. You are amazing, dear.
As for me...? Well, give me a minute or so... | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 6:38:06 PM | Okay...here we go. You might say I was inspired by a phrase and a bag of sunflower seeds.
(crunch) damn, these things are addicting (crunch)
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Mennonite Bennies
Found in every convenience store Innocent in their plastic bags Each one a container of addiction The flavours used to be simple Roasted or salted or unsalted Now there’s dill pickle, BBQ and God knows what else there is out there On that grand Spitz horizon
The salted ones can mess you up, though They get into your head if you take them On those long car trips They get your mind to mush, your tongue to swell And you can’t stop dipping your hand Into that bag that is technically resealeable But you never can close it Until you’re scrabbling at the last broken seed At the bottom and all that loose silty salt Or that artificial dill pickle powder
Man I sure could go for some right now
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Alrighty...that'll do it for another day. G'night you guys. If I missed anyone in the barn, let me know. Alrighty...later, eh? | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 7:58:29 PM | Hi ya’s Tera —Tis good to see your writes here --- A trace of your heart. Hey ya Miz ....how goes life? Rory- Your words are always vibrant.....
Dear sweet goat….Do ya have an extra brew for this gal? You are far too kind with your words my'Love---
The heat has numbed my brain today….
See ya’s later
The edge of the lake silent As dawn breaks on rocks Clouds resting below Mountains painted orange
Trees of watermelon green Welcome salt water spirits Dancing in the belly of the sun Fingers trace grains of sand
Stretching to feel cool waters Heavy limbs tumble Wore bodies lay supine Reaching for evening rains | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 9:14:40 PM | breathing, just make sure when you move closer to the Goat, he doesn't give you a "house warming" surprise. (haha...)
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STORM
Wind browbeats the street-side trees, tearing their fall leaves to death; they lay in pooled rain without breath; two thugs pass by, smoking, rattling keys.
Strange, this season, overt, merciless, as if to lacerate a truth into birth from excess of fist and tooth, ripping out life in trying for happiness. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/5/2005 11:02:51 PM | hi everyone....great writes as always...thought id share this with you all...
guiet asylum
the beautiful ones always take somthing from you, leave you in a place you, forgot was this painful, this quiet asylum, were fears are bountiful where doubt in self and love are plentiful Imaginating other arms erasing the sinsation of our meories, its just areflex to viscious mental text that infects, its biological warfare, the way you make me stare, i should beware, of pretty girls with sav'ua'fare, fly girls, that evade landing, while Im standing here paceing from walll to wall, waiting on her to call like dirty messages on bathrom stalls, Im appalled by your withdrawl from me, dont you see, what do you want me to be? what do you think I am? some glorious fan? Im all man, for an all woman, assuming yer application, isnt in violation for previous relations my hearts on probation from inflating with false insertion Im deserving, a chance at preserving, the passion with no regard to the fashion or method, instead for a start, Ill use my head to break through to your heart.
peace 1 luve th30ry
"peace in the middle east" | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/6/2005 3:41:31 PM | Right arm and shin begin To take on a technicolour hue As these bruises Take root and blossom Bloom A testament to a complete Kutz who Tripped over packing crates Cardboard...sounds soft but hurts When you crack a shin against an assembled box It encourages cries of fu*ck Again and again A litany of pain And then there was the fence post Something that most Would avoid contact with But the shout came too late I wear that Purple Heart But not with pride Moving sucks, fringe benefits
Aside
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/6/2005 6:45:28 PM | Howdy all. A big ol' howdy to Pickles! Good to see you here again....I kinda missed you. I'll bet you kinda wish you missed that fence post, huh? Moving does suck and that's why I fight against it at all costs. Besides, my lazy self wouldn't allow me to move all that crap I have too often.
Th3ory...always good to have you here. You always bring excellent writes when you do. Thanks, eh...
Rory...as usual, another short vivid punch of a poem. Man, I wish I could do that. Oh, and Breathing will get a housewarming surprise..she has to let her guard down sometime over the next few months. Then...heh heh...oh, my...heh heh...
(ahem) Hi Breathing! Hmn? Nothing...just shooting the breeze with Rory. Of course I have an extra beer or two for you. The heat here has addled me as well and I have no poem to bring to the barn. You always bring your best here....even though you say you don't. You're an artist, m'dear.
So...how about a haiku tonight because I'm too hot and lazy to think of anything else?
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It's too hot to think My brain cooks in its own juice Perched on sweaty ass
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Yup...that's all there is. Better luck tomorrow, huh?
G'night. | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/6/2005 8:12:34 PM | Goat...good to be back in the barn
Missed those aromas and wish I'd missed the post!
A Haiku to you too
Humidity, combined with sweat Produces pimples on bums And other bits, including t i t s | |
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| The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 7/6/2005 8:23:01 PM | Hey all....Tis muggy here…. PICKLES…. Glad you are back on line…moved and clumsily settling in, eh? :-) Hugzzz to ya and a brew- Three weeks till I head east.... Howdy Th3ory—Good to see you again-- The words you leave here are always strong! Rory-- I guess I best be on watch-- Loved Storm…true to form, as always.
M'Goat--What do ya have in that mind, eh?...Me let my guard down, with you...but of course.... ;-) Me an Artist….hmmm, urmmm , uhhh.... Thanks... ahhh, But you -- You are amazing!
Well, this is all that is in this muggy brain of mine.....G’night
Two souls begin to wake Stirring in silent rhapsody
Hummingbirds balance on branches As the sun takes rest behind clouds
The scent of sandalwood Whistles in the evening breeze
Petals of Cherry blossoms Fall like moments left behind | |
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