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 ~luvUlongtime~
Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 23
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The fact is that it is easy to 'spew' a heap of glib comments and attain a
date if the sucker at the receiving end falls for the throw away line
that 'sells' the product but discards the true nature of the person
behind the line!It may take some time to discover the person behind
the product but eventually the truth will out and all embellishments
will be treated as false;the integrity of that person shattered.


So true.

One must show one's true nature on a dating site so that the cashed up punters know exactly what they are purchasing in advance.

For example, my profile perfectly demonstrates the kind of openess and honesty we should all be using in our online 'sell'. My integrity and high moral character shines through, even though I'm not for sale because no-one could possibly afford me.

However, should I put myself on the dating market again I'll be sure to gussy up my profile with a great photo of my tits.

Edit: Heck, why not just do it now!
 JustJase
Joined: 7/4/2009
Msg: 24
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/2/2009 6:45:04 AM
^^^^^^^ Are these authentic ?????

Is this really LuvU or is it a stand in ???? I will let the Forumites decide.....
 ~luvUlongtime~
Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 25
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/2/2009 7:05:56 AM
^^^ Did you read the enlightening and wise words I wrote in my previous post? Hmph! I'm here for serious debate...

On a more vacuous note... I wonder if my secret 'selling points' will improve my sales? Coz I'm a bit short of cash this week actually.
 JustJase
Joined: 7/4/2009
Msg: 26
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/2/2009 8:28:25 AM
I think I did read some words of wisdom, then again there may have been some flesh in front that was distracting, therefore those said words of wisdom were.......oh look waffles !!!!
 greynomad43
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 27
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/2/2009 4:17:57 PM
Clever cleavage clutters concentration.......cannot comprehend.
 Kissthisfrog !
Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 28
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/2/2009 4:27:40 PM
^^^^^^^Yeah I'm thinking cupcakes.

Um..., sorry I was momentarily distracted..., so ah.., yes, I would sell my cupcakes to sell myself.
 JustJase
Joined: 7/4/2009
Msg: 29
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/3/2009 3:39:16 AM
Neva, I think we need a new forum post on moon cycles, so we got all the above covered......oh lookey a double entendre .....
 ~luvUlongtime~
Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 30
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/3/2009 7:47:14 AM
I must say that my new pic has worked wonders. My Inbox is full.

So many men tell me they want to get to know me. Men with usernames like 'lickUrhole' and 'welhungnready'. I can tell they really respect me too. I'm looking forward to meeting them all and making some lovely new friends.
 Naamah
Joined: 6/13/2009
Msg: 31
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/3/2009 8:37:30 AM
^^^ Being as conditioned as I am by decades of advertised female flesh to sell everything from beer to timber beams, I must say, I am quite tempted to hit on you myself at this point... as soon as I change my profile name to something far more appropriate. And how well is the glitch in the new photo uploader working for you there, eh. Nice work!

Also wanted to say...cooorrrrrrr. Because I am just classy like that.

But personally, I'm sticking with the sheep, cos no amount of closeups would gain me that effect.
 Kissthisfrog !
Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 32
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/3/2009 4:06:17 PM
Looks like a bloke could lose a credit card or three in there ! .....

...., I would (almost) get my man boobs out..., if I thought it would be a selling point.
 daffie
Joined: 8/1/2007
Msg: 33
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/3/2009 8:48:03 PM
........i'm not for sale!
 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 34
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What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/4/2009 3:33:53 AM
^^^^^
So is it rent or a lease you are offering?
Please mention any finally pay out figure in your quote please
 spicynicegirl
Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 35
What's your selling 'you' secret? And is it improving your 'sales'?
Posted: 9/4/2009 4:47:18 AM
SO if I have a photo sitting next to a place of cupcakes that would improve my "sales"????

Wow who knew it could be that easy Sandy..............
 Beachippy
Joined: 3/21/2006
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Posted: 9/4/2009 5:03:32 AM
I am of the opinion that all good things sell themselves.... without a salesmen or advertising hype....

obviously I'd never make it in marketing where the hype is everything.... and the product is secondary.... as there will always be a new product to flog....

and by now.. I well know my relative status in the prevailing market.... by my presence here...

derrrrrrrr.... ...
 greyingred
Joined: 6/12/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 9/4/2009 6:28:41 AM

I would sell my cupcakes to sell myself.


hmm a man without his cupcakes is like a bird without wings....pointless.

alternative saying.......Beware the cupcakeless man he will steal your buns and your cherry.
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