Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 51 | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 4:42:06 PM | Well, it wasn't very ladylike earlier, i popped out for a few pints and world war three started.  | |
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sjxx
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Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 53 | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 4:46:31 PM | Some of the ladies were very ladylike in their responses, and some were even more ladylike and didn't get involved 
What's the line in the REM song about Orange crush ? Could that be about having a crush on someone with a fake tan ?
Crusha is a milk shake mix isn't it ?
This is the word association thread isn't it ?  | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 5:04:55 PM | That's in the bedroom GC, my kind of lady is a whore in the bedroom, but she can stay out of my bloody kitchen!
No cyber crushes but I will flirt til the cows come home, even more so on here but if they are unfortunate to live close by and agree to have a date, then I will gladly go along and blush like an 8 year old schoolboy! 
EDIT: GC GC GC GC GC GC
YES I DO HAVE A CYBER CRUSH .........ON YOUR HAMMOCK! WHERE / HOW, HOW MUCH!!!! | |
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sjxx
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Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 57 | |
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Joe1uk
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Joined: 4/21/2009
Msg: 58 | |
| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 5:17:52 PM | Wish the ones with crush on me would message me and say so. I get all this mail of all these girls and havent a clue why they message me. friendship n chat I assume, cos i don't think any want more. Not that I mind I'm happy being single.
I had a crush, I was on a forum and a name appeared, Christina, I noticed it cos thats my sis's name too, but i dunno why I just had this feeling about that girl, I though play it cool say hello, don't push it or seem too keen. Don't let the jealous numpties see you're interested or they'll poison it. I got to know her, fell in love with her . I wanted to move up there , but like a fool although I didn't want my ex I had loyalties to her, felt sorry for her and let her come between us. fond memories of true love but it hurts looking back,  soI try to look to the future now.  | |
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Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 59 | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 5:24:33 PM |
Yes, Lara Croft ..............I would give her a virtual tonguing any day !!
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 5:24:44 PM |
That's the beauty of a crush .... it's secret.
Na i believe in getting it out in the open. | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 5:28:19 PM | Tut tut Shabba you know the conditions of your parole, you are NOT allowed to get it out in the open. It frightens the horses and old ladies, and the children laugh so much they wet themselves 
I do believe I am getting a crush on someone  | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:54:55 PM | I reckon that if you took various bits of all the male forumites and cobbled them together, you would have pretty much the perfect guy so....................................any suggestions for which bit from whom?
Shall I start with Shabba's.....................mmmmmmmmmmm..............oops sorry, Shabba's head and body(he he)....Stilton has a nice smile.....Jats has nice hair..........Mac has those eyebrows that look like they go at different speeds.............GC's hammock..........Real Souls....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....oooo just pick something, anything...........Wicked's......wicked desires!..............Monkee's SOH and he has nice hair..............Oooo now I'm torn cos Pud has a nice smile too........
Lads, feel free to do your own lady one too........... | |
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tm1971
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Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 64 | |
| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 1:54:45 AM | | Oh yes there is one NEW poster on here who i have noticed and is rather scrummy yummy! | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:03:55 AM | iv had a few..but it only usualy lasts a couple of days or so..i see them flirting and joking with somone else on the forum..have a little cry..and then shrug my shoulders and think ''feck em''...then get a wanky crush on another... | |
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Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 66 | |
| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:06:36 AM | I find the best way to deal with a crush is to chat to them. They soon put you off  | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:10:50 AM | not for a long time .... i used to have them quite often .... but i was younger and slimmer back then .. and under 40 ... i swear the day i turned 40 everything changed ... and not in a good way ....
38 .. still young ....
40 ... old and past my sell by, ignored by any woman under 50 or below a size 16 | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:12:53 AM | ^^^^^^ you poor twat.
Age is a state of mind hopefully when you recover from being in your 40's you'll realise that and start to rejuvenate.
vvvvvvv sorry where I come from twat is a term of endearment.
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:18:24 AM | i'm fine with being 40 .... my life is calm and peaceful .... it's online dating site women who seem to have the problem ...
check out the age limits that so many put on their profile .... usually a year or two older or ten younger ...
and the f**k are you calling a twat ? | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:18:50 AM | | Hell kent lee!If you think your old and past your sell by date at 40 then i must have been in the land fill site for a frikkin long time! Your only as old as the person your feeling and its been a long frikkin time since ive felt anything! | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:25:33 AM | again .... its not me who thinks i'm old and past it .... its the women my age who seem to think that ..
i still think i'm 30 .. although my body seem to disagree after two minutes trampolining at the weekend !! | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:33:38 AM | Lee in all honesty I think you are generalising. There are lots of women out there who like men their own age. I prefer a man to be at least my age or older but wouldn't really put up any barriers re age.
With the pof restrictions for example you could miss out on someone wonderful who is a month out of your range and wouldn't that be terrible? Someone that restrictive wouldn't appeal to me anyway so don't worry about it. Someone right for you will be along soon one way or another. | |
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Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 73 | |
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| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 2:44:00 AM | | gosh and shucks .... thanks for the support ... i feel like a new man now ... i'm going to find an european dating site and find me a young slim polish hottie with a very petite and pert bottom .... i can't afford to fly a thai girl over .... but poland might be within my budget ! | |
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Joe1uk
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Joined: 4/21/2009
Msg: 75 | |
| Ever had a cyber crush?
Posted: 6/3/2009 3:11:40 AM | Well my stalkers still got a crush on me on here he wants to piss on me now!
Totally agree with you travan, I chatted to a few lately that I had a crush on and the crush has been well n truelly squashed | |
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