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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > A GRAVE SITUATION      Mod Threads Home login   Page 2 of 24 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24  Author  Thread: A GRAVE SITUATION  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 26 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:25:09 PM The next time I tell you to “Hold my beer” Don’t listen.  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 27 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:26:53 PM If I kick the dirt off of me, cover me back up. I get cold when I sleep.  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 28 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:29:11 PM It all started when I was born. Guess how it ended.  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 29 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:29:49 PM can someone fluff up that pillow?? my hands are kinda stiff... so...whats your story?? god..I SWEAR... ill NEVER do that agian... so now can I go back>? god: this is the 5th time this week...  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 30 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:32:29 PM If you can read this, you’re better off than I am.  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 31 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:33:30 PM What ever you do, DON’T DIAL 1-800-eatsh*t.  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 32 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:37:54 PM I guess it all went to Hell.  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 33 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:37:59 PM never trust a discount skydiving company.. when it says NO DIVING... dont dive... bad food bad wife bad job bad life she caught me in bed..thank god im dead..  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 34 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:39:28 PM Do Not Bring Flowers! Pour Coffee Right Here! | | V  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 35 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:41:18 PM All good ones guys. I’m LMAO  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 36 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:43:25 PM Now you can talk all you want about me. I can’t hear you. or Yep. She drove me to this.  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 37 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:44:52 PM hahaaha very fuuny.... danger land mines...  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 38 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:48:23 PM I said “You are a Bitch!” Not “Burry me in a ditch!”  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 39 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:51:56 PM hunny i told you it doenst extend any further....  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 40 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:54:10 PM Hereth lieth a dyeth Quaker with thine Boots on, heareth ye!  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 41 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:57:41 PM All good things must come to an end. So why the HELL AM I HERE!  PakanaHerruus Joined: 2/28/2004 Msg: 42 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 2:57:55 PM i just want one thing printed on my tombstone other then my name..i think people would understand it coming from me.. \m/  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 43 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 3:01:00 PM Just one more for the grave.  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 44 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 3:03:22 PM I told you she was crazy!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 45 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 3:16:23 PM Official Cemetary Potty! Bring your own TP!  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 46 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 3:33:36 PM " you were right when you said i was a rotting piece of flesh with no balls or legs to stand on"  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 47 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 3:57:57 PM " i knew i should have put that cigarette out when i was pumpimg the gas"  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 48 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 4:42:12 PM a little poem would be nice.... here i lay dearly departed you said the coffee would kill me i thought it only made me farted so you were right once again i'm sure your happy now with all that insurance money to spend  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 49 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 5:04:40 PM Engraved by "Xxchuck's Funeral Parlor" & "Death Accessories & Add-ons Inc."  MSTJedi Joined: 8/22/2004 Msg: 50 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 5:07:42 PM "Where's my $50? I TOLD you my neck doesn't bend that far." Page 2 of 24 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24

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