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Posted: 12/29/2004 12:15:18 AM | | "I'm not really down here you know...." | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 478 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 12/29/2004 9:21:46 AM | | will somebody get this woodpecker off my woody? | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 9:32:14 AM | awsome post!!!!!!!
"if you are reading this, get a life!" | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 4:17:07 PM | "You know what's happening right now... If I'm in Heaven, I'm getting my sucked and my balls cupped. If I'm in hell, I'm getting my sucked and my balls cupped. Deal with it."
"PS. I left a fortune in Spanish gold doubloons, it's in a trunk marked rosebud. There is a clue to its whereabouts in the lower reliquary in WestMinster abbey. Check it out."
"PPS. I'm still getting my blown."
And yes, I would be this tasteless for real.
EDIT: The system took out the nasty word..... ah well. | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 4:20:57 PM | fun E ^
"Don't eat the special on Wednesday at Big Earl's Crab N Grab" | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 4:23:56 PM | | I figure its better to let people stand over my grave not knowing what to think... Just imagine someone a 100 years after I'm gone reading something as outlandish as that... it's so awesome I scream with girlish glee just thinking about it. | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 4:33:15 PM | I dont really think I've read a whole lot of people's tombstones to be honest. I guess when I'm there it's kind of a business vs. pleasure kind of thing...
Id hate to put something I could really be proud of on there for all eternity and then have no one ever come to check it out... Maybe I would need a buzzer or something installed with electronic foot plates like in haunted houses...?? That would get their attention! hehee
quick sand maybe.. << now that would be awesome funny!!! Talk about people freaking out
possibly a motorized arm set to pop up out of the ground when someone gets close... Id need a type of nuclear power source to keep it running for long enough to really be worth it.. I dunno... just thinking out loud here | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 4:45:07 PM | Who gives a sh*t if anybody sees it, just do it because its nuts. Do you really think that a guy who uses the phrase “Getting my d**k sucked and reliquary” in the same sentence actually cares what people think or if they care at all? That's the secret to a good life... and death. Just do it.
It would be even better to have a recording of you saying different things like... "pssst, hey you. Yeah, you. So who died?" Even make it interactive with voice recognition, now that would be the tippy top.
“You know I’m not actually dead, they buried me with a lifetime supply of Tang and internet access, so I’m good.” | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 4:53:46 PM | LoL .. .. my bad LoL I like the recording idea
"Here lies yo Momma" << that's just silly
take two---
"Here I go again on my own.. Goin down the only road I've ever known.. Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"
I'd also have a poster of whitesnake laminated and carved into the rock
Hmmm ^^ thats pretty silly too.. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 488 | |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 10:07:52 PM | here i sit
broken hearted
won the lottery
had a heart attack
and departed | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 8:11:24 AM | when I'm dead
and in my grave
no more pu**y
will I crave
but on my headstone
will be seen
here lies the bones
of a f**kin' machine | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 491 | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 8:24:04 AM | Here i lay
dearly beloved
shot in the head
for another man's
wife i did covet | |
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Roaul
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Joined: 4/14/2004
Msg: 493 | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 1:49:26 PM | | look no one believed how ill i was did they? | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 3:01:02 PM | reach out and touch - some bodies hand - make this a better place - if you cannnnnnnn
everybody sing now ...
reach out and touch - some bodies hand - make this a better place - if you cannnnnnnn | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 495 | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 3:07:35 PM | | I got tired when i was waiting to view my twin brother at the funeral home and layed down in his coffin before they put him in it....i guess i was dead tired because look where i am now. | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 3:09:53 PM | d*mn
last time i smell any freakin roses  | |
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Posted: 12/30/2004 6:31:05 PM | | Pimp styling it in the underworld since 2004. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 498 | |
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Posted: 1/3/2005 3:55:27 PM | | Funny joke putting that fake head in my bed...haha real funny!! | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 499 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/3/2005 4:05:33 PM | awww....i cried myself to death over rheanna...now where is her coffin i want to jump her bones?.......  | |
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Posted: 1/3/2005 4:07:36 PM | For Chuck and Rheanna
Dearly Beloved
Here you'll find this kid and that kid
Who thought the deed they did
Was fine, but forgot to check the lid. | |
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