xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 501 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/3/2005 4:13:37 PM | To Pk,
The deed was done
we had alot of fun and
forgot to close the lid
Now were sorry
Casper the friendly
Ghost is our kid | |
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Posted: 1/3/2005 4:16:15 PM | *laugh* *laugh* *laugh*
*cough*
*choke*
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 503 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/3/2005 4:18:13 PM | | same reaction i had to yours...only i think i farted at the end of yours... | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 504 | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/3/2005 4:33:14 PM | | Here lies Michael Jackson's current body. | |
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Posted: 1/3/2005 7:03:04 PM | | The Day that was never supposed to come. | |
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Posted: 1/3/2005 8:06:54 PM | | ^^^ Can't ultimately beat the Former, but the boys have gotten the short End of the Stick on the latter one. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 508 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/27/2005 8:20:06 AM | Here he lies in state
everybody told him not
go on that blind date
It turns out her weight
was a little to much
unfortunately for him
she developed a crush
while pinning him to
the sofa filled with
wild lust, she turned
his body into mush
Rest In Pieces | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 509 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/27/2005 5:55:31 PM | | I quit smoking and starting chewing on lifesavers and choked to death on one..does anyone see the irony in that | |
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Posted: 1/28/2005 1:50:33 AM | Ok. Gig is up.
C'mon boys, dig me back up again ...
Hello ... Hello ... Hellllllllloooooooo .... | |
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Posted: 1/28/2005 9:55:12 AM | I rang the Graveyard Bell!
Where is my Coffee? | |
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Posted: 1/29/2005 1:58:03 AM | | Yes Mom, I was wearing clean underwear when it happened. | |
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Posted: 1/29/2005 2:13:57 AM | Here lies Crossfade
Pushed the big red button
Now hes dirt seed.
Poor ole Crossfade, shoulda learned to read. | |
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Posted: 1/29/2005 4:22:08 AM | She never put me here.
They just burried me here. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 518 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/29/2005 6:36:28 AM | | I got married and nagged to death by my wife...all things considered i rather be here | |
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Posted: 1/29/2005 6:46:16 AM | | I told you guys... all I ever had to do was pay taxes and die. Looks like one of them finally caught up with me. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 520 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/29/2005 8:57:28 AM | Man it's hot as hell down here...oh wait this hell | |
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Posted: 1/30/2005 5:51:11 PM | | Sh*t !!! could have taken my Mother-in-Law with me ... | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 522 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 1/30/2005 5:57:27 PM | | My plan to get rid of my 800 lb. mother-in-law failed when i threw off the balcony and she landed on the pavement which caused a earthquake that swallowed up my house and me along with it | |
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Posted: 1/30/2005 5:57:27 PM | | In the darkest hour, when the moon waxes full, it's power. I whisper words of ancient phrases, listless dead of ageless ages. I catch the spark of a willing lark. Those times of woe and battled foe. Portal of night, oh merry of sight. I sing a song of spirited might. Open for me, the way is clear, for I am the seer. | |
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Posted: 1/30/2005 6:56:33 PM | Go ahead !!!
Piss on my pretty Flowers.
See if I give a Shi*t. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 525 | |
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